Ham pr disasters 54! ….the relentless reconciliation edition…

[jeffgoldblum]

Apologies for my tardiness! , the last thread finished unexpectedly!!! 😱

One of the new items in the As ever range is a teapot.

Someone on TwiX has suggested this …

Oh dear!!! They have lost the telegraph readers too now!! …..were are all those snobs who talked about the daily mail now!!!

I dislike the champagne bucket, it doesn't look attractive.. it looks like an old tin that someone got last Christmas that had bath salts in. The cake stand is terribly cheap looking, it has a poundshop look about it. I like the table decor but its certainly nothing original at all.

Haha

What the hell??? Is this a pisstake ??

Is that what she's calling the 'new collection', chapter two?

I can’t believe he looks at his brother and isn’t inspired to get a personal trainer and maybe a stylist to clean him up.
He will never look anythjng but unkempt if he doesn’t shave off that fuzz off the top of his head.

The champagne bucket is reminiscent of a Perrier Jouet Belle Epoque champagne bottle which has definitely gone up in price as I used to quaff a lot of this in the 90s.

The hair is a joke. He should take note from his alarmingly bald brother and shave the lot off. I think he'll get a hair transplant though

It' possible he's been on the transplants for a while. It can take a lot of sessions for some I think. That's what all that fuzz looks like to me.

The Guardian’s Emma Brockes is offering an intriguing and negative take this evening, comparing recent Harry with David Brent from The Office.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/oct/22/prince-harry-david-brent-reboot-purpose

The Guardian used to be right up HaM’s arse. Now it’s not.

I know I’m going back to (day) old news, but I just can’t believe Harry sitting there pontificating about the most important thing being reconciliation and letting it all go - when his own wife is doing the complete opposite. I know it’s been pointed out before, but it’s the most shockingly hypocritical of all the hypocritical things he’s done. She would say “it’s different” re Thomas Markle (I really do wonder what was in that letter she had hand delivered to her dad in hospital for leg amputation, but an employee of the local US consulate), but there’s really only unforgivable abuse which could justify such ex-communication and yet everything seemed fine until the run-up to her wedding. The reality is probably just that it’s too difficult and she doesn’t trust him to not blab to the press….which brings us right back to Harry’s hypocrisy again. I just can’t fathom these two. They ricochet from one extreme to the next and the next. No wonder people don’t want to work for them, no wonder she bullies her staff (only way to get them to keep up), no wonder they’ve made such a hash of everything. You look at photos of them around the time of the wedding and now - they’ve aged 20 years. Stress and WLIs (for Meghan, and have to ask yourself why): these two are not at all well adjusted, and they’ve raising young kids. They’re toxic. Everything they touch fails.

Yes

Brutal and beautiful.

Thanks Blue. Just can't be sure of anything with that pair

Here you are ! , you guys owe me for taking these screenshots! 😁

Part 2!

Took me a while to spot the tablecloth.

Initially wondered if M was wearing it.

Otherwise why is she so prominent!

I think M from those As Ever posts is going all a bit OKA. I think we did that some time ago . I suspect she's going more for products which don't have a shelf life , good call.

However forget Duchy of Cornwall , if you want to see how an aspirational bonkers business actually works , try this https://www.mrsalice.com/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=24310538536&utm_content=&utm_term=&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=24304926191&gbraid=0AAAAACmASidS01P9PB9jF4LemUD5ZAV89&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6ObWBhDDARIsAFdfcUjnBdSiykoV81AQfLdjWyJhZgl8kyekFcZwYK4dH3SSaQ1kFjCyKrUaAjiFEALw_wcB

With her claw draped on her chest with what she clearly imagines is such elegant nonchalance. 😂😂😂

Those chargers look like the ones was used on picnics to keep the paper plates level from my childhood. They were cheap. LMAO

The library basket - so relatable! Especially from such a renowned bibliophile.

I hope Meghan is using one of the "only gets better" leather notebooks herself 😄

I NEED The Enchanted Woodland decoration set by Mrs Alice...NEED😀

It’s not a serious business. I think she only gives it away sells to the fan club as a PR gesture of thanks for their ‘support’.

So I guess she’s the product?

Not liking the toast on the rusty old charity shop plate with the marmalade? jam? just daubed on it in the middle with all the edges of the toast dry and bare. And is that clotted cream spread on the toast? Or just butter? I loathe butter on toast where the toast is cold so the butter can't melt at all. The most unappealing piece of toast I've seen for many a year.