Ham pr disasters thread 47! …it’s all so quiet…it’s all so still ….

[jeffgoldblum]

Still interested! , still not bored ( well slightly!) 😁

What about those poor koi?

Somebody did a deep dive 6-12 months ago and said that Montecito had a $9.5 million mortgage on it.

£25k? Are you kidding?

Never did £25k look so dreadful (although I don’t think jewellery costs count really).

Oh yes, Kevin O'S is the guy who shouts, 'If not, WHY NOT?'

I use that on DP sometimes

According to this article that @AtIusvue kindly posted, that was the price of the outfit.

Yes, her ideas are always at least a decade out of date, and she still has this idea that wearing 'neutrals' is somehow 'classy' and a 'rich lady' signifier, even though that went out years ago.

What makes it worse is that she's really not a beige and cream woman. She has the sort of colouring which looks great in jewel tones, but bland neutrals don't suit her at all.

Hmmm.

This summary by Max Pemberton was the best explanation of Harry, grief and therapy that I have ever read.

https://archive.is/RO60a

Those trousers are awful . Why does she insist on wearing oversized overlong trousers ?

Love Catherines casual country look, it's natural not contrived

Going back to Meghan signing a NDA for the pay off if they were to get divorced. I think she would forgo a pay off for the fame and notority. Imagine, books, TV appearances, podcasts, she'd be in her element.

Yes, for a few months maybe.

Then the media would move on to the next big thing. There's only much she can say about the antics of a dim prince in his 40s.

Not a single piece of that outfit fits her. Not a single piece of that outfit suits her. Not a single piece of that outfit looks pleasant.

Whoever let her leave the house looking like that is working undercover.

I see the priests advent calendar is selling very well now so some good has come from that.

She looks ridiculous, how did she think fashion houses would be interested. Why she refuses to hire a stylist is beyond me when she is so willing to spend so much on clothes. Expensive clothes even in neutral palettes still look crap if they don’t fit.

Thanks @Atlusvue

1. My guess , those clothes will have been given to M so she can shill them on on Only One. (though not sure she's the best model )
2. Private tea with Malala at Claridges . & there was no other entrance they could leave by or couldn't have had a hug indoors (If Malala was comfortable with the hugging. ) ?

Even if M has the best intentions , I think eg the comments under the DM article just show , she has a mountain to climb to get any real popularity at the moment. I'm not saying they are everyone's opinion

Would anyone believe anything she writes ?

Maybe a sign that she doesn't have to work. The length limits mobility. All she can really do is sit. I wonder if one of the reasons she wants security is that she can't move fast in a dodgy situation. She would have to drop the pants to run.

No they wouldn't believe a word but it would be so salicious and would probably sell

I think her book would be boring. She actually leads a full life. She's also not a great writer.

A book by Meghan would sell - Spare sold, and there would be a circuit of interviews, but it's a short-term plan.

I like the drape of her coat, but think it would work better with deep autumn colours for the rest of the outfit, perhaps with leather boots.

Do you think it's a full life? I think she dabbles in a lot of things, but I wouldn't have thought she's busy.

She seems to be cos playing what an “appropriate” outfit to have tea with a Pakistani muslim lady should be. And what is that bag? It’s probably expensive but it looks like one of the less popular bags for life from Tesco

It would sell, but nowhere near the level of 'Spare'. Harry had a lifetime of royal inside gossip to sell. Meghan was only really royal for about 5 minutes, and even then I doubt she got close to any of the family other than Harry.

Agree. She could be rocking a whole Michelle Obama vibe. But the problem is, when she arrived on the scene, there was an expectation that she would be or become a person of gravitas. And she isn’t / hasn’t…

I was reading the comments and thought they must be exaggerations but man alive, you are right.