Ham pr disasters thread 47! …it’s all so quiet…it’s all so still ….

[jeffgoldblum]

Still interested! , still not bored ( well slightly!) 😁

Rumours now that KC meeting with HAM and Hamlets before Xmas. Wonder if this was decided before the clergy bullying ?

Worst outfit yet?

Dear god

No, we've just been discussing that. Unbelievable.

• She isn’t tall enough to wear wide leg trousers with pointed flat shoes
• If you’re going to wear a coat with shoulder pads, make sure it’s actually sitting nearly across your shoulders. She looks like the Honey Monster wearing winklepickers.
• Mixing of the creams in cold Sept looks silly.
• This feels like what a teenager thinks a Lady who lunches wears

• trousers far too long

Rumours, or rather a guess.

I would suspect that, yes, KC might meet them once before Christmas, so most people could give a reasonable guess to that. He probably can squeeze an hour in somewhere - the fact it's in the news shows that firstly he probably hasn't met them after them being in the UK for over a month, and if he has, it's not been regular or a long one.

So rather than it being, as presented, a wonderful thawing towards HAM it's actually showing how far out they are.

And that's assuming there is a date in the diary, rather than HAM doing their normal leaking to the press about what they think should happen.

Trousers are dragging on the floor. She needs them to be taken up. That reminds me I have some outdoor cushions which need the zips replaced to be ready for next summer.

She needs an iron on those trousers again. They look like fold lines as if fresh out of a parcel post delivery.

The trousers are absolutely hideous, the top doesn't go with them, the shoes are awful and the proportions with the coat are all wrong. I'm guessing they're freebies?

Quick rant alert! I am really astounded that people are engaging with HaM in this way. He shows zero signs of resilience etc and is a really poor example of finding meaning in one's life. I cannot understand WHY anyone would continue to engage and that includes Malala( if true).

Nothing of hers is ever ironed. I've no idea why, they've got housekeeping staff.

See-through T-shirt, ill-fitting skirt which doesn't go with top either colourwise or cut or texture, dung-coloured drapey thing - looks more like acquisitions from market stalls (apologies to any stallholders on here). And pushing Malala away out of shot. What's M done to her neck? I'm 20 years older and it looks better than that.

She has to be the centre of the shot, as planned

Oh, they're trousers not a skirt. Gets worse!

He's the Brooklyn Beckham of the Royal Family..
Jack of all trades master of none!

Hideous.

It’s as though she’s never heard of petite sizing.She is slim, so she could probably get away with a lot of these outfits if they were just in the correct proportion for her height.

100% Brooklyn married money at least…
Meghan thought she was marrying $$$
She’s gonna trade up to a billionaire!

Heejous!

Is that photo actually real? How can anyone walk around in those 'trousers'?

Is Malala very wealthy ? I wouldn't have thought so. Assume Meg latching on to someone of note ?

For someone wearing a 25k outfit she looks terrible. The whites don't match and the skirt makes her look shapeless. It's looks as though she's aiming for the beige frump look in the hopes of looking old money.

Her designer pal is now running Uniqlo. Meghan could get better beige clothes there and save the leftover money.

If she pushing Malala away or drawing her near? I agree she wants to be the focus in any picture but she needs to create Malala-adjacency.

Speaking of Beckhams… MM does remind me of VB. She tries really hard, but… She just doesn’t have natural style or grace. Throwing money at the situation really doesn’t help.

Princess Diana looked amazing in a sweater & cycling shorts. She just had “it”. K-Middy, even though she has to adhere to a certain wardrobe, has nailed the brief with elan. Plus, she has natural grace. Her figure helps as well, to be fair!

MM wants so badly to be a sophisticated laydee, but she ain’t. She also wants fashionista credit, but again… It’s just not there.

If the stories are true about the house ( and I too have read them) how will HAM explain where they stay when/ if they return to Monteshitshow ?
I know they have borrowed houses in the past but surely the vast majority of people will be scunnered ( good Scottish word) with them by now ?
One thing I do hope is that the DC are happy .