Please or to access all these features

The royal family

Ham pr disasters thread 47! …it’s all so quiet…it’s all so still ….

1000 replies

jeffgoldblum · 05/10/2026 17:28

Still interested! , still not bored ( well slightly!) 😁

OP posts:
Thread gallery
41
Justnot · 08/10/2026 14:43

The trousers are defo a death trap

HoldMyWine · 08/10/2026 14:43

AtIusvue · 08/10/2026 13:29

  • She isn’t tall enough to wear wide leg trousers with pointed flat shoes
  • If you’re going to wear a coat with shoulder pads, make sure it’s actually sitting nearly across your shoulders. She looks like the Honey Monster wearing winklepickers.
  • Mixing of the creams in cold Sept looks silly.
  • This feels like what a teenager thinks a Lady who lunches wears

What a mess. And quite clearly the paps have been tipped off to be there.

BunnyBunbunbun · 08/10/2026 14:44

Why is she touching Malala like that? It's so fake, especially when it's so obviously deliberately for the cameras.

I have a friend of a friend who every now and then goes to Claridges for afternoon tea with a group of female friends (not close, but they like to go to these kinds of places). None of them is originally from the UK. They can just about afford it occasionally and the only reason they go is so they can be seen, maybe meet some rich men, be able to talk about it afterwards. Afternoon tea at Claridge's is a tourist version of London.

WhyamIinahandcartandwherearewegoing · 08/10/2026 14:44

Good grief, is there no end to the people she curates to be photographed with in the hope that some of their credibility rubs off on her?

Does she not understand - people like Malala have earned kudos by doing the hard graft….

Though surprised Malala would be conned into this.

that outfit though, what in the got dressed in the dark is this monstrosity…..

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 08/10/2026 14:46

PleasantGreenPorcupine · 08/10/2026 12:54

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/a74069732/prince-harry-grief-masterclass-princess-diana/
He's an expert on grief counselling now. Why do people give him the time and space?

Because some people are ridiculously deferential about anyone presenting themselves as an expert on feelings and it's got the magic words "My mother, Princess Diana" in there.

FallenNight · 08/10/2026 14:47

BunnyBunbunbun · 08/10/2026 14:44

Why is she touching Malala like that? It's so fake, especially when it's so obviously deliberately for the cameras.

I have a friend of a friend who every now and then goes to Claridges for afternoon tea with a group of female friends (not close, but they like to go to these kinds of places). None of them is originally from the UK. They can just about afford it occasionally and the only reason they go is so they can be seen, maybe meet some rich men, be able to talk about it afterwards. Afternoon tea at Claridge's is a tourist version of London.

I went for my hen party. Definitely a country mice visit the big city experience rather than where we go for a natter!

HoldMyWine · 08/10/2026 14:50

Malala’s outfit is far nicer she looks lovely.
The DM reports a police vehicle outside , I assume that Malala gets security provided?

Kingsandqueenz · 08/10/2026 14:51

HoldMyWine · 08/10/2026 14:50

Malala’s outfit is far nicer she looks lovely.
The DM reports a police vehicle outside , I assume that Malala gets security provided?

Malala's is a much better fit & looks more expensive than Meghan's

MargaretThursday · 08/10/2026 14:54

WhyamIinahandcartandwherearewegoing · 08/10/2026 14:44

Good grief, is there no end to the people she curates to be photographed with in the hope that some of their credibility rubs off on her?

Does she not understand - people like Malala have earned kudos by doing the hard graft….

Though surprised Malala would be conned into this.

that outfit though, what in the got dressed in the dark is this monstrosity…..

I would suspect that the details given to potential people are a bit like the school visit "a senior royal" would like to meet...

Starryfifty · 08/10/2026 14:56

I think Harry's book about Meg would be more lucrative. She's less popular than him. I would argue that he's much worse than her but he'll happily throw her under the bus. She kept me from my family, she was a terrible mother, she was a yacht girl, etc and poor lil old Harry

Starryfifty · 08/10/2026 14:57

MargaretThursday · 08/10/2026 14:54

I would suspect that the details given to potential people are a bit like the school visit "a senior royal" would like to meet...

What on earth is Malala getting from meeting this grifter ???

ForAmberPoster · 08/10/2026 14:59

Starryfifty · 08/10/2026 13:02

"He sees signs from his late mother " reminiscent of talking to the bin

Does he see signs from his alive father / father in law too?

DaisyDooley · 08/10/2026 15:01

I’ve been busy sorting/painting DDs bedroom.
I needed a laugh and Meghan - you provided that

I can’t stop looking at her clothes and sniggering-what an utter state she looks.
You can tell she hasn’t got anybody who will say to her “You’re not wearing that are you” . And maybe she hasn’t got a full length mirror either.
Those trousers with the tucked in top are hysterically bad. Really really awful .
Im all for women supporting women but why on earth are her clothes always so dreadful??

Kingsandqueenz · 08/10/2026 15:03

DaisyDooley · 08/10/2026 15:01

I’ve been busy sorting/painting DDs bedroom.
I needed a laugh and Meghan - you provided that

I can’t stop looking at her clothes and sniggering-what an utter state she looks.
You can tell she hasn’t got anybody who will say to her “You’re not wearing that are you” . And maybe she hasn’t got a full length mirror either.
Those trousers with the tucked in top are hysterically bad. Really really awful .
Im all for women supporting women but why on earth are her clothes always so dreadful??

It's the pointy shoes that crack me up😂

Starryfifty · 08/10/2026 15:06

ForAmberPoster · 08/10/2026 14:59

Does he see signs from his alive father / father in law too?

Dollar signs from his own Pa and he has never met his Pa in law so no sign there unfortunately

Boudy · 08/10/2026 15:06

I despair of the enablers of HaM..it ain't good at all

HoldMyWine · 08/10/2026 15:07

The shoes are hilarious she must be trolling us.

BemusedAmerican · 08/10/2026 15:11

PleasantGreenPorcupine · 08/10/2026 14:08

Do you think it's a full life? I think she dabbles in a lot of things, but I wouldn't have thought she's busy.

Sorry - meant dull. Excuse the typo. She doesn't seem to do anything, let alonecanything creative.

Noseyoldcow · 08/10/2026 15:12

So, Harry is teaching a masterclass on grief. He sure knows how to cause it, doesn’t he?
As to Meghan’s outfit, with apologies to Dolly, blooming heck, how can you spend so much and still look so cheap?

Mylovelygreendress · 08/10/2026 15:12

MJ Pictures . Com sounds like the British version of Backgrid so looks like she is still having to phone paps .

TheSaintedAutumnCrow · 08/10/2026 15:13

Lunde · 08/10/2026 13:48

Somebody did a deep dive 6-12 months ago and said that Montecito had a $9.5 million mortgage on it.

A few years ago it was supposedly owned by a Trust, and it was the subject of much speculation. Can anyone remember anything? My mind can't keep up these days.

PleasantGreenPorcupine · 08/10/2026 15:15

BemusedAmerican · 08/10/2026 15:11

Sorry - meant dull. Excuse the typo. She doesn't seem to do anything, let alonecanything creative.

Ok, yes I agree

Mylovelygreendress · 08/10/2026 15:15

HoldMyWine · 08/10/2026 14:50

Malala’s outfit is far nicer she looks lovely.
The DM reports a police vehicle outside , I assume that Malala gets security provided?

Yes she does receive security as she is deemed to genuinely be in danger .
Maybe Meg was asking for tips how to get armed security??

PleasantGreenPorcupine · 08/10/2026 15:19

Mylovelygreendress · 08/10/2026 15:15

Yes she does receive security as she is deemed to genuinely be in danger .
Maybe Meg was asking for tips how to get armed security??

Maybe she could have been an incredibly brave, outspoken and resilient schoolgirl?
No doubt Malala has heard all about the dish soap.

UncleColm · 08/10/2026 15:19

That outfit is absolutely hideous. A new low. Everything looks far, far too big for her. The fashion designers must be horrified to have their clothes on display like this. Malala looks lovely in her outfit. I think Malala looks a bit uncomfortable with the hug...she is holding her arm to her side and not returning the embrace.

And the bag is like a bag for life from a cheap supermarket.. I am shocked her outfit is worth tens of thousands. I'd sent it all straight to the charity shop.

Please create an account

To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.

This thread is not accepting new messages.
Swipe left for the next trending thread