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Ham pr disasters thread 47! …it’s all so quiet…it’s all so still ….

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jeffgoldblum · 05/10/2026 17:28

Still interested! , still not bored ( well slightly!) 😁

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RecriminationsMayVary · 08/10/2026 09:25

Hamsterwheeloffortune · 08/10/2026 08:54

You have to admire the grift in some ways. It's breathtakingly grifty.

HaM met Malala once virtually doing something for a charity.

HaM got a shit ton of bad press yesterday after calendargate and it's the same day Megs is having a "girls night" with a Nobel winning internationally renowned activist for education of women and girls at a famous London destination.

That's some speedy grift.

Where was this reported please?

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 08/10/2026 09:30

The response often sounds as though the group chat distributed vocabulary
Sustained contact with this ecosystem produces a strange recognition.
The phrases recur.
Obsessed.
Jealous.
Racist.
Get help.
You spend all day writing about someone you claim not to care about.
Different accounts. Same emotional register. Same refusal to touch the actual sentence under dispute.

And haven't we seen that, to the point that this board has a bingo card of squad phrases.

RecriminationsMayVary · 08/10/2026 09:31

JudgeJ · 08/10/2026 09:16

MAybe they are also responsible for some of the innane comments or simply the SS are more literate than I thought.

Seems that they are somehow involved as on the comments section of the recent People article about the calendar a few posters speak about how their objective neutral comments were deleted. I thought about registering just to test it out / give them the runaround !

Hamsterwheeloffortune · 08/10/2026 09:35

RecriminationsMayVary · 08/10/2026 09:25

Where was this reported please?

"reported" is such a strong word, it implies some journalist reportage took place.

But Hello and People have shared this new markleing activity.

They could team up and just become "Hello, People!"

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 08/10/2026 09:42

"Spotted," eh?

The weary old cynic in me suggests '"tipped off" might be closer to the truth.

Starryfifty · 08/10/2026 09:48

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 08/10/2026 09:42

"Spotted," eh?

The weary old cynic in me suggests '"tipped off" might be closer to the truth.

What on earth would they talk about????

KilkennyCats · 08/10/2026 09:50

Starryfifty · 08/10/2026 09:48

What on earth would they talk about????

Meghan, of course. What else would Meghan have to talk about?

PleasantGreenPorcupine · 08/10/2026 09:51

Starryfifty · 08/10/2026 09:48

What on earth would they talk about????

They're as opposite as two women can be!

HoldMyWine · 08/10/2026 09:59

I can only see Megan photographed? And clearly another pap set up.
Disappointing that Malala has allowed herself to be part of the HaM circus

bluegreygreen · 08/10/2026 10:02

Archive link to Dan Wootton's 2024 summary of Sussex Squad activities

https://archive.is/v3vWI

For clarity, I am not a DW fan and do not watch his channel.

TheSaintedAutumnCrow · 08/10/2026 10:03

Starryfifty · 08/10/2026 09:48

What on earth would they talk about????

How Malala’s paying the bill.

Hamsterwheeloffortune · 08/10/2026 10:05

Surely the royal prince of England has an open tab at Claridge's.

RecriminationsMayVary · 08/10/2026 10:12

HoldMyWine · 08/10/2026 09:59

I can only see Megan photographed? And clearly another pap set up.
Disappointing that Malala has allowed herself to be part of the HaM circus

Agree a set up …. the full frontal outward seating position where MM is sat is a give away - as is the profile of the ‘random member of the public’ who was at such a perfect angle to capture it.

Poor Malala - ‘markled’

She’s such a parasite. Maybe she was seeking advice around the trauma and horrors of terrorism threats to her children at their Cotswold Prep? I wonder if MM showered her with seasonal merch from her As Ever range to take home?

RecriminationsMayVary · 08/10/2026 10:18

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 08/10/2026 09:30

The response often sounds as though the group chat distributed vocabulary
Sustained contact with this ecosystem produces a strange recognition.
The phrases recur.
Obsessed.
Jealous.
Racist.
Get help.
You spend all day writing about someone you claim not to care about.
Different accounts. Same emotional register. Same refusal to touch the actual sentence under dispute.

And haven't we seen that, to the point that this board has a bingo card of squad phrases.

A vicious squad of angry birds - pigeoning all over the (chess) board shitting out bingo phrases who swarm in on command (usually nocturnal) to derail and cause chaos.

fuschiaproudparrot · 08/10/2026 10:33

Where else would you go if you wanted a quiet dinner? 🙄

ShamedBySiri · 08/10/2026 10:37

Interesting.
She’s wearing different clothes in the Express picture to the one posted on TwiX.

Also are we sure that is Malala? Doesn’t she normally wear a head covering of some sort?

Anyway looks like she was “papped” by posh diners with no manners! Who also didn’t mind their own photos being out there.
Unless she pays for her pet papps to dine at carriages. Or maybe the bodyguards “discreetly” sitting at the next table.

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fuschiaproudparrot · 08/10/2026 10:49

ShamedBySiri · 08/10/2026 10:37

Interesting.
She’s wearing different clothes in the Express picture to the one posted on TwiX.

Also are we sure that is Malala? Doesn’t she normally wear a head covering of some sort?

Anyway looks like she was “papped” by posh diners with no manners! Who also didn’t mind their own photos being out there.
Unless she pays for her pet papps to dine at carriages. Or maybe the bodyguards “discreetly” sitting at the next table.

It doesn't say that the one with the brown top is the dinner.

TheyrePriestBotherersNow · 08/10/2026 10:52

She looks more like Mrs Simpson these days than Mrs Simpson did.

IcedPurple · 08/10/2026 10:58

TheyrePriestBotherersNow · 08/10/2026 10:52

She looks more like Mrs Simpson these days than Mrs Simpson did.

She wishes.

For all her faults, Wallis had style. Meghan does not.

Ham pr disasters thread 47! …it’s all so quiet…it’s all so still ….
Kingsandqueenz · 08/10/2026 11:03

I started another thread here just linking the Chelsy daily mail article & I am currently being attacked on it by the Sussex squad! It must have hit many nerves!

RecriminationsMayVary · 08/10/2026 11:04

ShamedBySiri · 08/10/2026 10:37

Interesting.
She’s wearing different clothes in the Express picture to the one posted on TwiX.

Also are we sure that is Malala? Doesn’t she normally wear a head covering of some sort?

Anyway looks like she was “papped” by posh diners with no manners! Who also didn’t mind their own photos being out there.
Unless she pays for her pet papps to dine at carriages. Or maybe the bodyguards “discreetly” sitting at the next table.

How did some ‘random member of the public’ recognise Malala from the back of her head? His tiktoc profile is interesting. Total set up.

AtIusvue · 08/10/2026 11:08

Megs has form for this. Can’t rem who the interviewer was, but they made the pointed remark that Meg chose to eat at the Beverly Hills hotel restaurant to continue the interview and opted for a corner booth, so everybody could see her. They state the restaurant is well known for those that want to be seen.

This is why she chose Claridges.

TheyrePriestBotherersNow · 08/10/2026 11:10

IcedPurple · 08/10/2026 10:58

She wishes.

For all her faults, Wallis had style. Meghan does not.

You are right of course.

Wallis did have style.

Poise and grace too. And more class.

I shall therefore take it back.

IcedPurple · 08/10/2026 11:12

RecriminationsMayVary · 08/10/2026 11:04

How did some ‘random member of the public’ recognise Malala from the back of her head? His tiktoc profile is interesting. Total set up.

Especially as she always wears a head covering.

I've just done a quick Google image search, and there's not a single photo of her with completely uncovered hair. Maybe that woman does have a dark coloured headscarf on? Hard to tell from the photo.

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