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Ham pr disasters thread 47! …it’s all so quiet…it’s all so still ….

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jeffgoldblum · 05/10/2026 17:28

Still interested! , still not bored ( well slightly!) 😁

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Mondommountain · 08/10/2026 08:09

BemusedAmerican · 08/10/2026 04:18

It's actually affecting her sales. This was on Page 6. The comments are horrified:

https://pagesix.com/2026/10/06/royal-family/meghan-markle-fans-terrorize-british-priests-for-critcizing-her-advent-calendar/

Meaningful Chocolate has just set up an option for USA residents to donate chocolate to UK food banks, probably because people in the US expressed a wish to do so.

I just tried to donate now also, but I’m not in the UK or the US, hopefully they open it up to globally.

We all knew Meghan was a nasty piece of shit, and we knew she supported the SQuad, but my god the latest very public declaration of her gratitude and love for what they are up to, is utterly loathsome.

TheSaintedAutumnCrow · 08/10/2026 08:13

BemusedAmerican · 08/10/2026 04:18

It's actually affecting her sales. This was on Page 6. The comments are horrified:

https://pagesix.com/2026/10/06/royal-family/meghan-markle-fans-terrorize-british-priests-for-critcizing-her-advent-calendar/

Meaningful Chocolate has just set up an option for USA residents to donate chocolate to UK food banks, probably because people in the US expressed a wish to do so.

I absolutely love this line about Chris Phillips and Daniel French:

‘Protestant priest Chris Phillips attempted to defend his fellow holy man’

For some reason ‘fellow holy man’ has really tickled me and I don’t know why Grin

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 08/10/2026 08:17

Protestant, as well. I know they are but it seems such an archaic term instead of Anglican.

Hamsterwheeloffortune · 08/10/2026 08:27

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 08/10/2026 08:17

Protestant, as well. I know they are but it seems such an archaic term instead of Anglican.

I think it's just evidence that they have absolutely no idea how the Church works, in addition to not having any real understanding how the Monarchy works in terms of the LoS, inheritance of titles, who gets their paws on the sparkley tiaras etc etc

KilkennyCats · 08/10/2026 08:27

Kingsandqueenz · 08/10/2026 08:02

And the wholesome image she is trying to create with Whatever isn't working as it doesn't fit with the reality which is she is estranged from her own family & her in laws...

Whatever. 😂

Hamsterwheeloffortune · 08/10/2026 08:30

Policeontheplane · 08/10/2026 07:22

Ask the UK government to provide you with security and they can do it for you.

Don't know where I've gone wrong- but I've had a proper tantrum, I've flounced and unflounced and I've pointed out how special I am and yet it's as if the UK government just doesn't care that I'm stuck in traffic at 7am.

I'm just completely surprised.

AtIusvue · 08/10/2026 08:33

Ha!

Megs was in Claridges meeting Malala

  1. London is safe in autumn but not safe in summer? 👍
  2. Reddit user pointed out how Malala will have sat there, cringing whilst feminist Meg shares her story of when she 11 years old and campaigned for a sexist dish soap ad to be removed and how it’s exactly like Malala and her school friends being shot at for attending school whilst being female.
Choux · 08/10/2026 08:34

All the talk of Thomas Markle and her walking down the aisle on her own and then with Charles reminded me of another royal wedding where the bride was escorted down the aisle by her future father in law. In Norway in the 60’s Crown Prince Harald had to keep his relationship with a commoner secret for 9 years because the family were worried the country would not accept her as future Queen. Eventually Harald said if he couldn’t marry Sonja he wouldn’t marry at all and that would end the monarchy. So the king talked to the government and after some debate they decided to allow the marriage.

In a touching gesture and to show his approval , King Olav walked Sonja down the aisle at their wedding on August 29, 1968, at Oslo Cathedral, as her own father had died in 1959.

I think as well as dumping her non photogenic dad she wanted both to be the centre of attention AND a grand gesture from Charles. I bet she wished he was already the King to match the Norway story.

Mylovelygreendress · 08/10/2026 08:34

Hamsterwheeloffortune · 08/10/2026 06:51

I really can't be bothered with the school run this morning. I'm tired, I have no coffee and there's roadworks which are a pita.

Can I just move the kids' schools?

Doesn’t your nanny do the school run ? Or a burly bodyguard in a tight fitting suit ?
Surely you will be too busy doing Pilates and getting ready for lunch with “ friends”?

PleasantGreenPorcupine · 08/10/2026 08:40

Mylovelygreendress · 08/10/2026 08:34

Doesn’t your nanny do the school run ? Or a burly bodyguard in a tight fitting suit ?
Surely you will be too busy doing Pilates and getting ready for lunch with “ friends”?

Probably going to a clinic for tweakments?

Kingsandqueenz · 08/10/2026 08:42

Choux · 08/10/2026 08:34

All the talk of Thomas Markle and her walking down the aisle on her own and then with Charles reminded me of another royal wedding where the bride was escorted down the aisle by her future father in law. In Norway in the 60’s Crown Prince Harald had to keep his relationship with a commoner secret for 9 years because the family were worried the country would not accept her as future Queen. Eventually Harald said if he couldn’t marry Sonja he wouldn’t marry at all and that would end the monarchy. So the king talked to the government and after some debate they decided to allow the marriage.

In a touching gesture and to show his approval , King Olav walked Sonja down the aisle at their wedding on August 29, 1968, at Oslo Cathedral, as her own father had died in 1959.

I think as well as dumping her non photogenic dad she wanted both to be the centre of attention AND a grand gesture from Charles. I bet she wished he was already the King to match the Norway story.

The way she treated her dad & is still treating him is horrific, is she a Christian? As that is certainly not Christian of her!
The wholesome image is is attempting to create is completely at odds with her dysfunctional reality!

Irememberwhenitwasallfieldsroundhere · 08/10/2026 08:42

Hamsterwheeloffortune · 08/10/2026 06:51

I really can't be bothered with the school run this morning. I'm tired, I have no coffee and there's roadworks which are a pita.

Can I just move the kids' schools?

😂

Hamsterwheeloffortune · 08/10/2026 08:43

AtIusvue · 08/10/2026 08:33

Ha!

Megs was in Claridges meeting Malala

  1. London is safe in autumn but not safe in summer? 👍
  2. Reddit user pointed out how Malala will have sat there, cringing whilst feminist Meg shares her story of when she 11 years old and campaigned for a sexist dish soap ad to be removed and how it’s exactly like Malala and her school friends being shot at for attending school whilst being female.

Oh dear heaven.

Adjacent (sorry, ccc!) to the Nobel prize now.

The claw; The climber.

As ever.

Hamsterwheeloffortune · 08/10/2026 08:44

PleasantGreenPorcupine · 08/10/2026 08:40

Probably going to a clinic for tweakments?

I'm busy being a full time homemaker and devoted full time parent! An entrepreneur. I'm behind myself, as a successful woman in business at home with my family and my new product launches.

So busy.

Irememberwhenitwasallfieldsroundhere · 08/10/2026 08:45

Megs met Malala? Tell me it ain't true? WTF would Malala give her the time of day?

Boudy · 08/10/2026 08:51

Why why why would Malala do that!?

Hamsterwheeloffortune · 08/10/2026 08:54

Irememberwhenitwasallfieldsroundhere · 08/10/2026 08:45

Megs met Malala? Tell me it ain't true? WTF would Malala give her the time of day?

You have to admire the grift in some ways. It's breathtakingly grifty.

HaM met Malala once virtually doing something for a charity.

HaM got a shit ton of bad press yesterday after calendargate and it's the same day Megs is having a "girls night" with a Nobel winning internationally renowned activist for education of women and girls at a famous London destination.

That's some speedy grift.

Scorchio84 · 08/10/2026 08:58

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 08/10/2026 08:17

Protestant, as well. I know they are but it seems such an archaic term instead of Anglican.

"Protestant Priest" jumped out at me too, I don't think I've ever heard it phrased like that Mrs Danvers😂

‘Protestant priest Chris Phillips attempted to defend his fellow holy man’ made me think of him racing to his side brandishing a crucifix & holy beads 😆@TheSaintedAutumnCrow

TheSaintedAutumnCrow · 08/10/2026 09:08

Kingsandqueenz · 08/10/2026 08:42

The way she treated her dad & is still treating him is horrific, is she a Christian? As that is certainly not Christian of her!
The wholesome image is is attempting to create is completely at odds with her dysfunctional reality!

Meghan attended a Catholic School and has written about that positively; and she was raised Episcopalian (echoes of which were in her wedding to H, although I think that was down to Charles); and then she was baptised into the Anglican Church so that she could marry H in a big ol’ CoE church or chapel on the telly with the archbish presiding.

Her values, unfortunately, seem to come straight out of a deranged bible for social climbers.

PleasantGreenPorcupine · 08/10/2026 09:09

TheSaintedAutumnCrow · 08/10/2026 09:08

Meghan attended a Catholic School and has written about that positively; and she was raised Episcopalian (echoes of which were in her wedding to H, although I think that was down to Charles); and then she was baptised into the Anglican Church so that she could marry H in a big ol’ CoE church or chapel on the telly with the archbish presiding.

Her values, unfortunately, seem to come straight out of a deranged bible for social climbers.

Did she convert to Judaism to marry Trevor?

JudgeJ · 08/10/2026 09:16

BigWillyLittleTodger · 07/10/2026 21:38

It wouldn’t surprise me at all if the HAMs planted both stories as they are so desperate for any attention.

MAybe they are also responsible for some of the innane comments or simply the SS are more literate than I thought.

Kingsandqueenz · 08/10/2026 09:16

TheSaintedAutumnCrow · 08/10/2026 09:08

Meghan attended a Catholic School and has written about that positively; and she was raised Episcopalian (echoes of which were in her wedding to H, although I think that was down to Charles); and then she was baptised into the Anglican Church so that she could marry H in a big ol’ CoE church or chapel on the telly with the archbish presiding.

Her values, unfortunately, seem to come straight out of a deranged bible for social climbers.

And her squad attacking the priests for not being Christian. Look at the way Meghan treats her family & in laws.
VERY unchristian behaviour towards her sick 82 year old father who paid thousands for her to go to a Catholic school...

bluegreygreen · 08/10/2026 09:19

The Brewtiful writer wrote a piece on the Sussex Squad after being attacked for commenting on an apple in an As ever basket.

Brewtiful Sussex Squad

TheSaintedAutumnCrow · 08/10/2026 09:21

PleasantGreenPorcupine · 08/10/2026 09:09

Did she convert to Judaism to marry Trevor?

That, I don’t know. The conversion process is quite rigorous so I’m guessing she probably didn’t bother. The wedding doesn’t sound like a rabbi was running the show - I have read it was rather erm, plant-based and smiley.

RecriminationsMayVary · 08/10/2026 09:23

She really has such unfortunate timing (or the kiss of death) she bounced out with the swan emoji supporting the public character assassination of her FIL just before Piers Morgan turned Charles Spencer inside out by spotlighting the books lies.

Then she does another coded / plausible deniability thanking of the squad in her most recent IG post before the loonies rip into two clergy representing The CoE and a leprosy charity favoured by Diana.

These little manoeuvres backfire on her every time and show her up as the vicious, nasty, mendacious, back stabbing, bully that she really is. Shes the author of her own toxic destiny.

I have had another thought about the most recent grandiose IG post where she is congratulating herself on her groundbreaking entrepreneurial spirit from having a lemonade stand, to selling cookies, to selling scrunchies (like many, many young girls did and still do…yawn) - where she is thanking others around her for her success of As Ever (it isn’t successful in any objective measure) - it’s too early - and I think this is her own ‘swan song’ and is a goodbye as she folds the company. Note all the products are to order or coming soon - she doesn’t have stock - shes just market testing or gaslighting. If she can’t pull off massive sales in the ‘holiday season’ she doesn’t have a viable business. I think we will see the curtain fall on As Ever very soon…..

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