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Ham pr disasters 44! Will there be karma? Or will the slippery mackerel of consequences pass them by?

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jeffgoldblum · 26/09/2026 14:49

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Grumblegrumblegrumble · 28/09/2026 19:29

Bigcat25 · 28/09/2026 17:47

I noticed this too. If he's sitting, he often has his hand right in front. At this school visit, he also did a little dance with his groin thrust forward. Not a huge deal in and of itself, but a bit of a pattern.

Maybe it’a to do with the frost bite.

smilesy · 28/09/2026 19:30

Usernameinabeyance · 28/09/2026 19:25

Well it will give him something to put in Spare 2: Still Spare

Or maybe “Spare2, Do I Need a Spare?” 😜

Tiddlywinks63 · 28/09/2026 19:37

IdaGlossop · 28/09/2026 18:32

Bottom left doubles up as a coat peg.

Or somewhere to hang your hat…..🫣

Usernameinabeyance · 28/09/2026 19:38

smilesy · 28/09/2026 19:30

Or maybe “Spare2, Do I Need a Spare?” 😜

👏

Tiddlywinks63 · 28/09/2026 19:38

smilesy · 28/09/2026 19:30

Or maybe “Spare2, Do I Need a Spare?” 😜

Too Spare?

Usernameinabeyance · 28/09/2026 19:49

If HaM do read this and use your book title I hope they give you a share of the royalties....(😐 Sorry )

UncleColm · 28/09/2026 19:53

Thisusernameisalwaysavailable · 28/09/2026 18:15

A bit weird to go to a school where you and he team genuinely think you'll get shot at, so bring a shield and perimeter security.... Putting small children directly in harms way... The harping on about your kids security being so important so they don't get hurt.

Oh, this random povvo in South America, yeah, fuck them?!

This is a good point....if Harry genuinely believes he is in danger then he really shouldn't be anywhere near a school - surely he is putting all the children of 'getting caught in the crossfire'...

JudgeJ · 28/09/2026 19:54

fuschiaproudparrot · 27/09/2026 15:45

Gee whizz that is horrific ! It's too tight in all the wrong places . Inappropriate as usual - maybe she was trying to do pregnant but still sexy ? First time I've seen this.

Looks like my bedroom curtains except they hang better.

AlwaysRightISwear · 28/09/2026 20:17

IdaGlossop · 28/09/2026 13:08

There is speculation on X that HAM may consider using the foiled RAF Fairford in their security bid, arguing that they were the second target. But of course. Two individuals can easily occupy the same terrorist brain capacity as a conflict between the Middle East's most powerful state and the once leader of the free world.

To steal their petrol so they couldn't get the Hamlets to school?

They must be quite disappointed it wasn't a real terror attack...

bluegreygreen · 28/09/2026 20:40

AlexandraCarrington · 28/09/2026 18:32

One of the pieces performed at Philip’s funeral was something he’d commissioned the composer Benjamin Britten to write.

And Charles commissioned several new pieces for his coronation.

I think I read a comment somewhere that he is the most cultured monarch/has the greatest interest in the arts since the first three Georges.

Yet, on these boards, KCIII supporting the arts in this way was criticised as a 'vanity project'.

It's no wonder the RF keep to the general policy of continuing their work and not responding to criticism.

Candleabra · 28/09/2026 20:46

A bit weird to go to a school where you and the team genuinely think you'll get shot at, so bring a shield and perimeter security.... Putting small children directly in harms way.

yes absolutely. The “optics” (as they say) are not good….

IdaGlossop · 28/09/2026 20:47

Grumblegrumblegrumble · 28/09/2026 19:29

Maybe it’a to do with the frost bite.

Maybe the frost bite was more serious than he told us in Spare and the end of his todger is missing. He can't quite believe it happened so has to keep looking to check it's really gone and cover the remaining part protectively with his right hand. PTSD = Post Todger Shortening Disphoria.

Gonners · 28/09/2026 21:19

I narrowly escaped (not really!) being called Megan-without-an-h. My dad was Welsh and when I was born he was somewhere dodgy abroad, on an unaccompanied army posting. The only communication was by post, and my aunt (with whom my mother was living) joked that Myfanwy Megan Morgan had a nice ring to it.

Tragically, I ended up with a first name I have never much liked and a perfectly nice middle name that I idly considered switching to when I left home (but frankly couldn't be arsed). Many years later I was extremely glad that I hadn't become ... wait for it ... Diana!

BasiliskStare · 28/09/2026 21:22

Is the Amazon sponsorship confirmed? I can believe it - Jeff Bezos is so rich if he can spend ( OK estimated by various sources - therefore unconfirmed ) 50m on his wedding I am sure the odd 20m to Invictus is a drop in the ocean. Estimates for sponsoring the Met Gala range from what I can see 10m - 20m.
The amount of money he has I haven't even bothered to check $ or £. 😊
I think for the future of the games the question would be is this a one off or has he committed for a number of years? I don't know but, before this, what I could see after Boeing dropped out ,they had the £26m underwritten by the government - £4m already raised and H raised £1.7m via the Old Royal Naval College Greenwich event.
The Amazon deal would be a lifesaver I would think.

CathyorClaire · 28/09/2026 21:23

Re unused material from spare. I don’t believe he never told his ghost writer it or publisher the ‘material’. It would be that they didn’t consider it worth including.

I think he probably did/does have enough. All of the royals do.

'Spare' was supposed to be part of a four book deal but I don't think after paying his eye- watering advance it turned the kind of profit the publishers were hoping for.

Business.

Cismyfatarse · 28/09/2026 21:25

‘Preparation goes a long way’: Meghan shares her top hosting tips

https://www.thetimes.com/article/c04a3ec3-7de4-4cfe-80b3-c966d6e5d1b2?shareToken=bee62a18b2a1795f8498da12f7d1f213

DaisyDooley · 28/09/2026 21:25

I heard Kinsey Schofield on the radio today and she made an excellent prediction.
She predicts that when William becomes King he will remove all of Harry’s titles, (plus the hamlets) relegating him to non-working royal in the same way as AMW is making them Mr & Mrs H MW (if they are still married).
At the same time he will reinstate his mother’s HRH as per his promise to her and in view of her being mother of The King. He could make a nice personal statement about his beloved mother and make the Harry part matter of fact and utterly unemotional with as few words as possible- which means the newspaper editors would put Diana on the front pages.
I think that would be rather satisfying.

Cismyfatarse · 28/09/2026 21:27

She is posting about hosting again.

DaisyDooley · 28/09/2026 21:28

Cismyfatarse · 28/09/2026 21:25

I wonder who comes to Meghan and Harry’s dinner parties.
Hosting must seem ‘effortless’ when you have
a) staff to do it all for you
b) nobody coming.

I bet Catherine is a much much better cook. I would prefer supper around the kitchen table at Amner Hall any day.

AutumnCrowAdInfinitumEtUltra · 28/09/2026 21:28

Candleabra · 28/09/2026 20:46

A bit weird to go to a school where you and the team genuinely think you'll get shot at, so bring a shield and perimeter security.... Putting small children directly in harms way.

yes absolutely. The “optics” (as they say) are not good….

We’ve heard all this shit from him before. Remember the 40-page ‘security assessment report’ that his own security guards wrote for him based on fantasies?

That’s the one that says that a violent attack ‘targeting the Duke of Sussex’ at the upcoming Invictus Games could potentially escalate into ’a mass casualty event’ endangering veterans and public spectators.

I mean, if that’s what they really think in HarryLand then they need to cancel those games, not give him his own battalion.

UncleColm · 28/09/2026 21:30

Cismyfatarse · 28/09/2026 21:25

Well I never knew that....that I should prepare before guests come to my house. Every day's a school day!

Gonners · 28/09/2026 21:33

@AutumnCrowAdInfinitumEtUltra I mean, if that’s what they really think in HarryLand then they need to cancel those games, not give him his own battalion.

Or perhaps just uninvite him?

IdaGlossop · 28/09/2026 21:37

Cismyfatarse · 28/09/2026 21:25

The same applies to events, H & team.

AutumnCrowAdInfinitumEtUltra · 28/09/2026 21:37

Gonners · 28/09/2026 21:33

@AutumnCrowAdInfinitumEtUltra I mean, if that’s what they really think in HarryLand then they need to cancel those games, not give him his own battalion.

Or perhaps just uninvite him?

Oh yes please.

Cismyfatarse · 28/09/2026 21:38

Anyone read “Yesteryear”? She is a right wing housewife influencer with a fantastically dim husband from a clued up dynasty. Her online homely footage is all concealing servants and banks of microwaves, dishwashers etc.

It may well be a pop at Meghan. I certainly felt she was part of the author’s inspiration.

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