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H and m pr disasters 34!

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jeffgoldblum · 04/09/2026 11:36

A continuation of the exiting and entertaining shenanigans of ham….

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BemusedAmerican · 07/09/2026 18:08

Not a good idea. If you watch the Mark Dolan Show, he often ends with a sequence where Meghan offers her mother As Ever products, and her mother replies that she will "stick with the prison food".

LADDO · 07/09/2026 18:11

I think that there are a few things going on simultaneously.

I think all the discussions around PH on his way back to WRF and the anti PW narrative that he is the one blocking it needed to be nipped in the bud.

Also suspect that BP know that H&M have a load of short term high profile charity events scheduled (sky dive anyone?!?) and wanted to be crystal clear that this is not HIHO and that BP are not funding anything or Government shouldn’t be.

H&M seen to do impulsive blasts or activity rather than anything strategic and measured - so I expect they believed that they should hit the ground running and make their presence known - so expect to see a load of lame H&M ‘activity’ in the coming weeks.

I like the tone of the letter especially “In short,…” - very tart indeed.

There was no need for BP to publicise this letter to Government departments to the general public but it makes sure any gullible charities walk into everything with their eyes wide open.

I don’t think that this letter confirms Christmas Sandringham Walk and Kates Christmas Carol Concert are off the table as they fall uncomfortably between WRF and Private RF.

Gotback · 07/09/2026 18:15

That's my favourite part too: "In short, their position is akin to private citizens..."

TheTwerkingDuchessOfMonteshitshow · 07/09/2026 18:17

diddl · 07/09/2026 16:51

and with the personal latitude it brings the couple in respect of financial independence and protection of their privacy as they would wish,

Did anyone else do Muttley chuckle at this?

It was my favourite part along with them also being sent the letter.

Hopefully it will be enough to put their gas at a peep.

jeffgoldblum · 07/09/2026 18:18

If I may take the liberty again?!

Yes Yes Yes GIF
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Mylovelygreendress · 07/09/2026 18:24

Gotback · 07/09/2026 18:15

That's my favourite part too: "In short, their position is akin to private citizens..."

So no need to bow or curtsy??

AustenitesUnite · 07/09/2026 18:28

It's interesting the letter has been sent to all Lord Lieutenants. When I've watched Royal Visits, the local Lord Lieutenant is always in attendance, introducing local dignitaries to the royal visitor and generally helping with the visit. They are very visible, usually in uniform, and have a distinct insignia

So I'm just wondering why the letter was sent to them all. Were the Sussexes expecting assistance from LL's? If this was the case I can fully understand why they have been sent the guidance. A LL in attendance with the Sussexes would lend an aura of a true Royal visit

I believe the shenanigans with the 'Fake Admiral' at a Remembrance Service last year occurred because he said he was representing the LL.

Sorry, this is a bit disjointed but i'm just trying to work out what its all about!

Edited for spelling

Starryfifty · 07/09/2026 18:28

TheTwerkingDuchessOfMonteshitshow · 07/09/2026 18:17

It was my favourite part along with them also being sent the letter.

Hopefully it will be enough to put their gas at a peep.

Apparently they received letter last Tuesday and we have had plenty of leaks since then so I don't think it has any effect on them

Mylovelygreendress · 07/09/2026 18:29

Starryfifty · 07/09/2026 18:28

Apparently they received letter last Tuesday and we have had plenty of leaks since then so I don't think it has any effect on them

Where did you read it was shared last Tuesday ?

TheTwerkingDuchessOfMonteshitshow · 07/09/2026 18:30

bluegreygreen · 07/09/2026 17:27

Telegraph report https://archive.ph/Wahav

Apparently the Times report (if anyone can share it) says that the letter was sent to the Sussexes on Tuesday.

So was that before or after the Diana dinner was cancelled?

Starryfifty · 07/09/2026 18:30

Mylovelygreendress · 07/09/2026 18:29

Where did you read it was shared last Tuesday ?

Included in times report

DaisyDooley · 07/09/2026 18:31

Mylovelygreendress · 07/09/2026 18:24

So no need to bow or curtsy??

Indeed no.
The HRH/HM is the bit you curtsey to. People think that you are curtseying/bowing to the person and it’s not -it’s to the position.
Great point @Mylovelygreendress but not one HaM will be telling people I suspect.
What’s the betting staff are told to bow/curtsey to them.

Starryfifty · 07/09/2026 18:33

A lot of shit flying HAM's way soon. Sentabale, which H is desperately hoping Dr S will settle. Questions over their other charities etc

damnatiomemoriae · 07/09/2026 18:35

Mylovelygreendress · 07/09/2026 18:24

So no need to bow or curtsy??

Lovely stuff.

Not my words … but the words of Shakin Stevens.

AustenitesUnite · 07/09/2026 18:35

Starryfifty · 07/09/2026 18:33

A lot of shit flying HAM's way soon. Sentabale, which H is desperately hoping Dr S will settle. Questions over their other charities etc

And aren't the rest of the court costs for ANL due to be announced soon?

AustenitesUnite · 07/09/2026 18:37

DaisyDooley · 07/09/2026 18:31

Indeed no.
The HRH/HM is the bit you curtsey to. People think that you are curtseying/bowing to the person and it’s not -it’s to the position.
Great point @Mylovelygreendress but not one HaM will be telling people I suspect.
What’s the betting staff are told to bow/curtsey to them.

Will M provide a demonstration of how to curtsy correctly?

BigWillyLittleTodger · 07/09/2026 18:38

jeffgoldblum · 07/09/2026 18:18

If I may take the liberty again?!

May I join you?

Running Man Dancing GIF
Mylovelygreendress · 07/09/2026 18:38

Starryfifty · 07/09/2026 18:33

A lot of shit flying HAM's way soon. Sentabale, which H is desperately hoping Dr S will settle. Questions over their other charities etc

Not to mention the steady trickle of stuff on X .

Mylovelygreendress · 07/09/2026 18:39

DaisyDooley · 07/09/2026 18:31

Indeed no.
The HRH/HM is the bit you curtsey to. People think that you are curtseying/bowing to the person and it’s not -it’s to the position.
Great point @Mylovelygreendress but not one HaM will be telling people I suspect.
What’s the betting staff are told to bow/curtsey to them.

Apparently AMW told his ( few) staff they should still bow but that was stopped .

ApologiseAndJustify · 07/09/2026 18:43

Mylovelygreendress · 07/09/2026 16:29

Loving Huggy and Druggy @JoanChitty 😂

@joanchitty You should be nominated for some award for scholarly endeavours and entertainment. Was having the shittest of the shittest Mondays and checked into my favourite discussion and you have elevated my day out of shitsville and I arrived in smileville. Thank you.

Please please please can a future thread title reference Huggy and Druggy!

PoppysAunt · 07/09/2026 18:43

Starryfifty · 07/09/2026 18:33

A lot of shit flying HAM's way soon. Sentabale, which H is desperately hoping Dr S will settle. Questions over their other charities etc

Karma 👏🏼

PoppysAunt · 07/09/2026 18:44

jeffgoldblum · 07/09/2026 18:18

If I may take the liberty again?!

🤣🤣🤣

Starryfifty · 07/09/2026 18:44

What's the stuff on X ?

MaturingCheeseball · 07/09/2026 18:45

Yes, can we have a teensy-weensy hint about X ?

damnatiomemoriae · 07/09/2026 18:46

Mylovelygreendress · 07/09/2026 18:39

Apparently AMW told his ( few) staff they should still bow but that was stopped .

On the offchance that he hosts this sorry pair, I doubt bows and curtseys would be on the cards.

They may show reverence by falling to their knees?

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