How about a slightly different take: the work shy wife of a billionaire land owner undertakes a challenge with the support of tax payer funded security, private chauffeurs and mountain rescue experts. She then toddles off to her grace and favour home, where she’s warmly greeted by the aforementioned BILLIONAIRE husband, before cheerfully asking the great unwashed to donate to her worthy cause (during a cost of living crisis and time of high unemployment).
READ . THE . ROOM . CATHERINE
She didn’t really need to any of that did she. They could’ve just done a bank transfer for a few million £, and not miss it. Oh dear, I hope she won’t be too tired to dress up and wave at Wimbledon now.