I wonder what they say to the kids about their wedding photos:
Archie: Mummy where did you get married?
Meg: In the UK a country so dangerous you can never go there.
Archie: Where in the UK?
Meg: In a castle where the queen lived. Yes castles are real but you will only ever see the fake one at Disney.
Lili: Who are all the people at your wedding?
Meg: Well some of them are famous people we didn't really know and haven't seen since. Some are Daddy's old friends who we don't see anymore because I don't like them. One of them was my BFF but she turned out to be a nasty racist so I had to dump her and her kids. One of them is your grandad, he's a King! Yes you met him once when you were a baby but we've never seen him since.
Meg: That one is your Auntie Catherine. Everyone seems to love her but really she's a right cold bitch. And that's your cousin Charlotte who was a right spoilt brat as a child. You should be glad we never see them.
Meg: Yes they have another castle in Scotland where they all go on holiday together. We could have gone too, but Scotland's too far. Not like Geneva.
Archie: Why are the people in the streets cheering and waving flags?
Meg: They just adored us so much because we're so compassionate, but also they were all vile racists who hated me.