PR disasters (IYKYK) thread 5

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For Meghan and Harry, As ever and Archewell posts.

It must be so frustrating for Meghan, being so talented and good at so many things, with so many brilliant ideas, only to have them ruined by cautious global streaming services or her own staff. Annoying.

Well she hasn’t been invited to (or gate crashed) any of the Fall/Winter 2026 Fashion Weeks - NY, London, Milan and Paris have all taken place in the last few weeks - maybe the Jordan trip was a distraction as hide / plausible deniability as to why she wasn’t invited / didn’t make the cut - given her ‘launch’ in Paris last autumn…..

I just laugh and cringe - day in day out at the transparency of the idiots - no self awareness - they keep serving it up.

But the way these two cnuts have consistently badly treated family, friends, colleagues and staff over the years - it’s also deeply satisfying in a karmic way to watch them cock up.

Good grief. I had no idea Netflix were branching out into food. Well that should be “food”. Novelty sofa food designed to keep you glued to the sofa and the tv. Eventually you’ll be so fat and overweight that glue won’t be necessary. It’ll be hard to find the sofa under the mound of blubber. 🤢🤮

Gross.

So glad I have a nice homemade lentil soup and red cabbage salad in the fridge for my lunchbox tomorrow.

😮🫣

$2699 are take it there a lot of aus dollars to a GBP 😂

It’s about £1500.00

Cash for access. Well, last time Meghan was in Australia she allegedly said she couldn’t believe she wasn’t being paid for having to interact with the public. Now she is!

I doubt he would have passed the exams, based on his A levels results. He didn't have to be deployed as there are loads of other jobs. He could have continued in the British Army but he would have remained at the Captain rank.

He can't be blamed for his academic ability but he is responsible for giving up the RF gig which was a good match for his skillset.

Love how she has to insert all of the family titles in there

Has anyone tried to buy a maximum number of tickets to see how many are available now, and how many remain right before the event?

It's embarrassing. Zara and Mike get paid to visit Aus due to their embassador roles for high end brands associated with the horse racing. MM is selling "meet and greet".

But selling what?

Who on earth would want to go to that?! Even if it was free? Hell, even if I was offered £1500, it would not be an easy decision - and would hinge entirely on how much booze was included. It feels like the sort of thing you might buy your 'frenemy' if you were really rich, and really really hated her.

PS How intimate can it be if VIP only gets to sit in the front 2 rows? How many rows are there for the non-VIP customers? How and why are there even rows at a dinner?! Surely there can be only two rows - one side of the table, and the other side of the table? Or is it going to be set up like an aeroplane, or cinema?

What I find funny is that it’s titled ‘Meghan HER best life retreat’. So people are going to spend $$$ to hear about M, not what improves their own lives.

It's 'an intimate conversation in front of 300 women' apparently
https://archive.is/mp64X

If I were paying that much for a weekend retreat, I would want my own room.

Wow, you pay extra to have your photo taken with her... not tacky at all

PS How intimate can it be if VIP only gets to sit in the front 2 rows? How many rows are there for the non-VIP customers? How and why are there even rows at a dinner?! Surely there can be only two rows - one side of the table, and the other side of the table? Or is it going to be set up like an aeroplane, or cinema?

I suspect they means rows of individual round tables, each seating 8 or 10 people…

That doesn't sound very intimate. If I'm invited to an intimate dinner with someone, I would certainly expect to be at the same table as them. Presumably it's yet again a sign of my lack of breeding :(

I would love to know how many tickets they have sold .

It’s going to be hilarious to watch if there is footage afterwards or during.

I hope there is a journalist buying a ticket to give us some feedback. They really are the gift that keeps on giving.

What’s with all the constant use of “Meghan, Duchess of Sussex”? Has she secretly divorced Harry?

OK, I know it’s just because she wants her name AND her title across everything, but honestly, if you are going to use a British title then you should at least use it properly

And the hotel room is on a twin share basis 😂

Katy Price has finally attained the same level of class as Royalty.

OMG - I thought it was a joke!!!

It sounds really tacky - on the one hand they are trying to flog it as a wellness event with yoga, meditation and (🙄🙄) manifestation sessions .... which seems at odds with the disco with all booze included! 🙄

https://archive.ph/Z9XPQ