Posted this elsethread when I thought I was here.
Still, this quote from a work of towering genius encapsulates that yearning for awards a la Muttley ("Medal! Medal!") combined with the wish to avoid having to move away from the mirror/sofa to actually do something:
Don't wanna dance like Fred Astaire
Be like Superman through the air
Don't wanna join Claire Francis in the riggings
Pot the black with Hurricane Higgins
Don't wanna ride like Willie Carson
Be a Bishop or an important Parson
Don't wanna hit Geoff Boycott for four
Knock Mohammed Ali on the floor.
I just wanna be a winner
Just a little Oscar please
Or a box of OBEs
I wouldn't mind if it was Nobel
Even Eric would serve me well
See one, feel one, touch one
See one, feel one, touch one
See one, feel one, win an award