If my brother tried that on me I'd be saying
"RECOLLECTIONS DIFFER"
Which might work, @justasking111, just so long as Andrew doesn't have receipts 
How TF have the ruling family of the country got to a stage where the secrets a member of the family could reveal are worse than him consorting with paedophiles and spies and getting decidedly dodgy characters to pay off their debts?
I can't answer that, @LidlAmaretto, except to say that perhaps the gambits about "The Queen was just a sweet old biddy who loved us all" and "Charles is a bit forgetful but well meaning on the whole" were rather too successful
Now it turns out that neither were prepared to impose any decency on various family members, and that they're just as grasping as monarchs of old, things are apt to be disappointing - but then that's what you get for setting so much store by folk you can't get rid of