Sentebale #4

[glitterturd]

Harry

At the gym this morning, a fellow gym goer showed me a whatsapp chat which contained a series of very fiery posts. H has landed Seeiso in a right royal mess!

Externally, Lesotho is a member of the regional Southern African Development Community (SADC) and at the next meeting, the Lesotho diplomats will have to interface with a very unimpressed Zimbabwean delegation as one of their own has been slandered in newspapers around the world.
Southern African Development Community

Internally, roughly 15% of Lesotho’s population is Zulu, and would strongly prefer to be part of the Zulu Kingdom versus under the rule of the 80% Basotho population. One can easily see individuals using this fiasco to further their own agenda saying: "Look at the ruling house, colluding with colonizers to insult Africans. Our Zulu Kings and Princes would never do that!”

If it was Baroness Chalker's comment (but it probably was).

Yes you're right I am basing it on her dictatorial comment and the timeline when she resigned.

What. A. Mess.

Doria looks not amused. Her choice of scruffy outfit was interesting. I'm wondering if Doria is one if the very few people Meghan actually respects. Doria certainly wasn't going to be pushed around by her dd and the deserts looked as awful as all her other dishes. Doria says to Meghan I'll tell you when I'm done in a, dare I say, assertive bossy voice. I wonder what she makes of her racist son in law 😏

So interesting. Harry's actions could lead to all sorts of diplomatic problems then.

I wonder if Doria was not Meghan's first choice and had to be persuaded to be filmed. None of her "friends" from the TV show appear to be appearing in her promotion of the brand.

It is so bizarre isn't it ? Lalalala land I can't hear you 😂

Well I was watching Gogglebox last night on catch up when they looked at episode 2 of the show and Meghan was very stark in stating she had been raised on TV tray dinners. It was a bit insulting 😬

There is something messy-looking about Meghan's cooking, as if her fingers have been in it while trying to make it look Instagrammable. Photos of her preparing food look messy too.

Doris always comes across as really dignified and knowing who she is. It was an odd clip to put on social media as it wasn't exactly a ringing endorsement of the dessert.

It seems everything he does has a detrimental affect on others- Spare , Oprah and now this .
What an absolute liability he is.

Yes, especially since at least once a week her father took her to a good restaurant, where they ate well (according to The Tig).
Who knows what the truth is. Did neither parent think to feed her properly?.

All this fuss about some factory made jam and a packet pancake mix. You would have thought it was the Second Coming if you read her word salad.

I think Doria’s been wheeled out to remind people that Meghan is bi racial

It’s interesting that she’s only appeared now, right?

Messy and unappetising. She seems clumsy handling the food. She is no hand model either. Although that's obviously not her fault. The weirdly messy and unsightly dishes are in contrast to the sterile beige pristine aesthetic of the surroundings and of Meghan's outfits.

Maybe the Instagram post is their version of “we are very much not a racist family”

Got to love a contrast 💗

Yes, in the Tig she said she went to some high end restaurant with her dad after every ballet and tap lesson.

In WLM, she contradicts herself. She's both the latch key kid eating TV dinners and the kid that ate farm fresh to table soul food.

I suspect, like many Americans with working parents, she had a bit of everything growing up (although I am guessing not many of us got regular, high end restaurant meals with our Emmy award winning, minted dad). But you always feel like you are being spun a yarn whenever she makes one of her claims.

Slightly off topic, but I've never seen Wicked, and not familiar with all the songs. DD played this in the car. It could have been written for MM. She wouldn't even have to act!

Lyrics
Elphie, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project!
You really don't have to do that
I know, that's what makes me so nice!
Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I
And let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?
My tender heart tends to start to bleed
And when someone needs a makeover
I simply have to take over!
I know, I know exactly what they need!
And even in your case
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed!
Follow my lead
And yes indeed, you will be
Popular!
You're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the proper ploys
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce
Ooh!
I'll show you what shoes to wear!
How to fix your hair!
Everything that really counts to be
Popular!
I'll help you be popular!
You'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
So let's start
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go!
Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I've chosen to become a
Pal, a sister and advisor
There's nobody wiser!
Not when it comes to
Popular!
I know about popular
And with an assist from me
To be who you'll be
Instead of dreary who you were
Well, are
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming popu-ler... lar
La la, la la!
We're gonna make you pop-you-lar!
When I see depressing creatures
With unprepossessing features
I remind them on their own behalf
To think of
Celebrated heads of state
Or specially great communicators!
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh!
They were popular!
Please!
It's all about popular
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular
Like me!
Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you. You're beautiful!
I, I have to go
You're welcome
And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know clandestinely
You're gonna grin and bear it!
Your new found popularity!
Aah!
La la, la la!
You'll be popular!
Just not quite as popular as me!

That's fine if it was a mixture, but she shouldn't make these claims which are then found to be, shall we say, not quite the truth.

Christ! I've just been on X and saw a post about an article , the Op said they didn't want to post it, I commented and asked where I could find the article- I immediately got messages from 2 people, one calling me a bitch and the other telling me to 'get the fuck outta here'

This is the man to whom the late QEII offered a senior role in the Commonwealth, and the deputy role for Meghan. Lucky escape, Commonwealth.

I know, can you imagine what they would have done with that?!

These people are not normal @Profhilodisaster and I think X is one of their major assembly grounds (I only ever followed a few people but gave it up in protest at Musk. Take that, Elon)

The Royal Rogue, Enrico Iglesias (annoying but interesting) says the As Ever products changed from 'Coming soon' to 'Sold out' in five minutes. That means there were no products for sale. x.com/the_royal_rogue/status/1907447834632183974?t=5tTt2vXwMgjcI7o-yGJH4w&s=09

Ridiculous I know ,but it shook me up a bit,