Your choice for Head of State?

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If you could have anyone in the world as the UK Head of State who would you choose?

I would choose Michelle Obama. Incredibly bright, passionate and well connected woman who is used to talking to world leaders.

nice.

The guy who set up Bank of Dave. He is a very good ethical businessman and throws his power into making life better for people. He would be an amazing Head of State.

whatever happened to him/ the bank?

Jesus would be a good choice I think but, if he refuses the job, I vote for Nigela Lawson or Declan Donnelly.

@Mightymoog the bank is still running. But it is called Burnley Savings and Loans.

John cooper Clarke!

What the fuck is he doing?

@Peakypolly I suggested Jesus, but he is I think over qualified for the position. He would be an interesting Head of the Church though and would certainly take that responsibility seriously.

apparently he chats well and has a good tailor.
Well worth £135 million per year. ( and the rest of course)

Greedy twat… exactly!

I doubt Jesus has a good tailor though.

Gary Linekar

nice line in sandals though

Now this I can really get behind. Annoyed didn’t think of it myself.

Except PP was mentioned in dispatches, that doesn't happen because of royal connections, it only happens because it's deserved. Lol.

That's a brilliant book, such a great read.

Yes, Jo Brand would be brilliant, I love her.

Brian May. Brilliant man.

Status Quo, as a duo. Tax relief on stone washed denim.

fair enough.
still mad that the others have rows and rows of medals completely undeserved

but the trans nonsense?

Richard Osman. Obligatory quiz for the nation at 6pm .

John Craven. What that man doesn't know about hedgerows isn't worth knowing.

We could all wear white curly wigs.

Supernanny (Jo Frost) so we can all legitimately moan about being in a nanny state and Trump can be placed on the naughty step when he comes over for his state visit.