Ohpleeeease
Nannies plural? How many nannies does it take to wrangle two small children?
Famous people's children seem different.
Eg their mothers all seem to lose pregnancy weight by running around after them - usually when said child is about 6 months. So they must be very vigorous.
But, surely, no one can do those lunch boxes and milkshakes like Mom?
And who will sensitively answer Archie's innocent little questions about why Papa's on the phone and what landmines are?
You've got to hope the children hear conversations about something other than Invictus, landmines and grandma Diana.
Although now they can ask: Where are Mom and Papa?", "When are they coming home?", "Will there be another photographer snapping us running joyfully into their arms for publicity on a corporate Christmas card?" and Where's the Bahamas where they're apparently soon going without us (again)?".