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The royal family

ARO thread 3

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Thedom · 19/04/2024 08:41

Couldn't resist opening it with this from the last thread 😁

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upinaballoon · 20/04/2024 13:27

Geebray · 20/04/2024 13:13

And I note that Oprah has not posted about the Meghan jam... For sure she'll have been sent one. And she did post about the Clevr coffee. How things change in a few short years!

I wouldn't expect Oprah to say she made mistakes with the interview but I wonder if she does in her very private own thoughts.

All this talk of jam has made me want to click my fingers and be sitting in the restaurant at Sandringham, or the Pump Rooms at Bath, about to eat a fresh scone with best strawberry jam on it, and a pot of hot, fresh, tea. (Go to you kitchen, woman. It's not the same!)

(We all want jam on it.)

FloofCloud · 20/04/2024 14:19

I suspect Oprah feels very used and isn't buying into MM's games now
Interesting there's only been a few public 'thank you' messages out of 50!

Vespanest · 20/04/2024 14:20

success depends on how much they need, balancing their wealth and expenditures. Even if all of Charles products shut down its only going to impact workers and the charity sides, he’s still bloody rich. Does their wealth provide enough income to live how they are doing? They could sell 20 jars and feel successful or sell 1000s and be living off their assets. In 10 - 15 years time there will be 5 emerging adults to focus on and William, Catherine, Harry and Meghan will be Charles, Camilla, Anne and Edward. Nice enough but rarely going to provide the glamour or the column inches.

FlouncetteLaFroth · 20/04/2024 14:21

I don’t think OW will be doing anything other than laughing her arse off all the way to the bank.

The interview was feeble and just looked like a puff piece to me.

AliceOlive · 20/04/2024 14:23

“please note, the purchase of the americanrivieraorchard.uk domain name and this justgiving page are the full extent of this exclusively charitable mission. someone else is flogging the tea towels!”

Was this note on the just giving page yesterday?

PrettyFlyforaMaiTai · 20/04/2024 14:25

Oooh I’m looking forward to launching my lifestyle brand ‘Mediterranean Sycamore Chateau’ and have sent 50 jars of my spiced apple jam to my nearest and dearest celebrity pals

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FlouncetteLaFroth · 20/04/2024 14:25

I am pretty certain it was not @AliceOlive

FloofCloud · 20/04/2024 14:30

Which page is it on? I've got the live page open ... I'll take a look without updating

FloofCloud · 20/04/2024 14:33

Ignore that ... I'd updated it not long ago!

CoffeeCantata · 20/04/2024 14:34

PrettyFlyforaMaiTai · Today 14:25
Oooh I’m looking forward to launching my lifestyle brand ‘Mediterranean Sycamore Chateau’ and have sent 50 jars of my spiced apple jam to my nearest and dearest celebrity pals

Ha Ha! It's like one of those games where you take the name of your first pet and then the street you were born in to create a drag-queen name. I fancy Cotswold Valley Herb-garden, or possibly Brecon Mountain Meadow or maybe Shropshire Forest Cabbage Patch.

The combinations are infinite!

Geebray · 20/04/2024 14:38

PrettyFlyforaMaiTai · 20/04/2024 14:25

Oooh I’m looking forward to launching my lifestyle brand ‘Mediterranean Sycamore Chateau’ and have sent 50 jars of my spiced apple jam to my nearest and dearest celebrity pals

That is brilliant 😆

My new venture is called Regency Willow Haven 👑

Our first product will be hard cheese.

EmpressOfTheThread · 20/04/2024 14:39

Mine is Provincial Aspen Haven.
I'm selling pork pies.

Geebray · 20/04/2024 14:40

Our second product will be sour grapes.

EmpressOfTheThread · 20/04/2024 14:42

My second product will be sausages. I'm keenly aware that some people had such a deprived childhood that their brother got one more sausage than them.

Geebray · 20/04/2024 14:46

EmpressOfTheThread · 20/04/2024 14:42

My second product will be sausages. I'm keenly aware that some people had such a deprived childhood that their brother got one more sausage than them.

Will no-one think of the sausage-deprived 😥

Regency Willow Haven will expand our range with chips (for your shoulder)

PrettyFlyforaMaiTai · 20/04/2024 14:51

EmpressOfTheThread · 20/04/2024 14:42

My second product will be sausages. I'm keenly aware that some people had such a deprived childhood that their brother got one more sausage than them.

I’d suggest that you call them “Pa’s fingers’ but having a sense of humour and not taking yourself too seriously seems actively discouraged amongst these types…

Geebray · 20/04/2024 14:52

EmpressOfTheThread · 20/04/2024 14:39

Mine is Provincial Aspen Haven.
I'm selling pork pies.

Served with a big dollop of piccalillibet

(Hat tip to someone on a previous ARO thread whose name I cannot recall!)

Tlolljs · 20/04/2024 14:55

Coastal spruce forest here. Going to be selling jellied eels.
No reason just I like them.

AnnieSF · 20/04/2024 15:22

Bohemian Sequoia Prairie - I am rather disappointed in this name. Gopher pate it is then!

AnnieSF · 20/04/2024 15:24

The Just giving page is going great guns too. It's heartening to see some posters from here supporting it all the way too.

StaySpicy · 20/04/2024 15:36

Mine is Farmhouse Chestnut Glen.

My first product will be 50 bags of roasted chestnuts. I'm going to call them 'Harold's Nuts'.

EdithWeston · 20/04/2024 15:38

Mediterranean Maple Meadow

Waffles, surely?

spanieleyes · 20/04/2024 15:48

Coastal Sequoia Haven

Hmm, brings oak smoked salmon to mind!

smilesy · 20/04/2024 15:49

Landlocked Waterways Garden

Ginger biscuits 😊

shenandoahvalley · 20/04/2024 15:50

I think Oprah was the only winner in the interview saga. She’s at the top of her tree, a self-made billionaire in America’s entertainment industry. I don’t think she cares two figs about the royal family. She got THE scoop and now she’s moved on. She won the game she plays; it’s not the one the RF plays, but that’s neither here nor there.

There’s a pattern, seemingly, with Meghan where she lovebombs and ingratiates herself with people in a scene she wants to be in, emulates them as best she can (but only in terms of appearances and her appearance, all the trappings and none of the substance) and then dumps them when she moves up to the next rung. Thinking of her past husband/ boyfriend; strategic friendships; even the advisors she uses - they’re all only there if they can be of help or support to her AND if they don’t threaten her ambitions. If she were to find greater success with something outside of, say, Montecito, you can bet she’d move on from that set without a backwards glance. If she had something to move onto from the polo set, the Delphina’s of that world wouldn’t see her for dust. And so she did with the RF. She’s left them behind because they threatened her ambition, got in the way of the hustle. She won’t come back unless it served her purpose in some way.

I know someone exactly like this. She’s beautiful, lives (alone, now) in a gorgeous and enormous house in central London - but has left a trail of terminated relationships behind her. Her only “old” friends are people who aren’t as beautiful or glamorous as her, and who have stood by her over the years. She’s very generous with them and tbf she’s wickedly funny and very entertaining. She’s fun to spend some time with. But there’s nothing inside. Or rather, what’s inside is crippling insecurity and a desperate need for approbation. She’s close to her mother but oddly, sees her rarely. She keeps her on a tight leash. This woman doesn’t have children and is currently unmarried. I hope she finds someone to spend her life with, because honestly deep down she must be very very lonely. It’s no way to live. Just misses the point of connections and community and family.

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