Meghan and Harry doing some new stuff! Cooking and polo

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Being reported:

Meghan, The Duchess of Sussex, Launching Two Netflix Series (deadline.com)

She literally just spread something on toast - that's hardly cooking 😂

Meghan. Has. Fans. That. Adore. Her.

Jesus wept!

Fans!

Adoration for someone with no discernible talent or skill who married someone famous.

This is the mad celebrity bum licking world we live in. People propelled into fame and hero worshipped.

But it’s true, right? I’ve seen X posts saying “I know where my money is going now!” when the shell ARO company went up. Posts from people who want to support them to help them make a living.

I remember when there was fundraising to help pay the Montecito mortgage

Who are these dimwits who give money to people far, far richer and far, far more extravagant than they are? Bizarre.

Wtaf has racism got to do with it?!

That video - surely the interesting thing about toast with apple butter is how to make your own apple butter? I mean it might as well have been toast (which the host made) with Meghan spreading on some marmite.

Omg how can that be for real? Toast, actual toast.......

Polo?!
That's relatable.

Word is out that she and Brooklyn Beckham are going to make a collaboration cooking video.

Meghan (flicks hair) - Today we are going to be making a dish that I invented. French fries a La sour dough loaf.

Brooklyn - wot? Oh yeah. A chip Butty.

Meghan elbows Brooklyn sharply in the ribs and throws him a filthy narrow eyed look.

Megan (voice slightly raised) trills - the potatoes are all home grown organically in my garden and tended to by Buddhist monks who say a prayer over them every day.

Brooklyn - it says Asda on the packet.

Meghan throws back her head in fake laughter whilst surreptitiously kicking Brooklyn in the shin with a well aimed pointy Laboutin shoe made from solid gold costing £250,000 of Prince Charles Money.

Brooklyn hops around on one foot in pain and topples over bringing a baking tray crashing down on top of him.

Meghan laughs maniacally and gestures for security to drag Brooklyn away who is now sobbing like a big baby and covered in goose fat from the baking tray that landed on him.

Meghan now ecstatic to be the only 'star' of the show throws herself into peeling the spuds with gusto, her teeth flashing at the camera with glee.

A servant has retrieved the baking tray and Meghan declares that they have run out of time to par boil them and they will have to go straight in he oven.

Fast forward and the chips are done. Over done. Meghan goes mad and screams everyone is out to get her and must have rigged the oven to burn them as nothing, NOTHING is ever her fault.

She stabs at the butter with a cleaver, the butter knife cast aside in her rage and furiously spreads it over the sliced bread before tipping the burnt chips inside and revealing to the camera that she has a special way to finish off the dish and produces a rolling pin with which to flatten the Chip Butty to keep it altogether.

As she wields the rolling pin, Hapless Harry blunders onto the film set and shrieks, 'I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I don't know what I did but please don't hit me again! I'll be a good boy!

Tune in next week when Megan will be making Bakewell tarts with Hilary Clinton.

They haven’t tested their fan base yet, so far they’ve sold the royal family and done well, other projects have been nowhere near as successful. Maybe Invictus but I’d hope people support that whoever is promoting. I’d of expected more followers on instagram just because they are not posting individually. I’d expect more likes on Twitter than they their supporters attract. So far they have carefully orchestrated their public appearances. Their fan base remains largely unknown.

🤣🤣🤣 @DrJoanAllenby

However, that episode is overshadowed by the release of footage by PETA (donation by a vengeful David Beckham) showing that the goose fat for the potatos came from geese forced to live in appalling mass breeding facilities and not from happy free-range geese who died of old age.

From their point of view, I hope it is a success, and they can put all their griping behind them.
I hope they know they will actually have to work for this, as experience shows they like to leave the work to others.
I find it interesting, that the heading is 'Meghan the D of Sussex and Prince Harry', though, rather than 'D and Ds of Sussex', or 'H and M, the D and Ds of Sussex'.
I am also worndering why they could not have done that through Youtube, but I am guessing that you have to build up a following first with Youtube, rather then just get paid by Netflix.
I think the Polo doc is rather niche, and not a sport many follow (in the UK).

Only two questions from me:

1- why there is no i in archewell?

2 - can they do this and also have privacy?

Polo is a niche sport in the US. Football, soccer, and baseball are big. NYC is building a giant soccer stadium at Willets Point since there is so much demand for it.

The only difference is that she dresses horribly these days. I'm not a clothes person and I am constantly struck by how she can't dress for her body type.

Clean, simple lines seem to suit her best, like the yellow day dress someone linked to in one thread, which I thought looked lovely. Or 'smart casual' such as a blazer over a dress or trousers. But she often seems to go for far too much fuss and frill, and distracting detail like big buttons and belts.

@DrJoanAllenby Brava!

Not a polo fan at all but a cooking show could be successful

Her 'beauty', 'nice voice' and 'adoring followers' couldn't make her podcast work though. And you could listen to that for free.

posted on Reddit, pretty apt 😀

“This was put out when they landed the contract with NF.

“Our lives, both independent of each other and as a couple, have allowed us to understand the power of the human spirit, of courage, resilience and the need for connection,” the couple said in a statement.

“Through our work with diverse communities and their environments, to shining a light on people and causes around the world, our focus will be on creating content that informs but also gives hope. As new parents, making inspirational family programming is also important to us, as is powerful storytelling through a truthful and relatable lens.”

What do we get - Polo and some cooking. Shining a light on which people and causes? Polo players? How relatable is this? Because I think we should be all concerned with millionaires who play the sport of Kings.”

I don't know about you, but I will only watch programming shot through a truthful and relatable lens. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's an unrelatable lens. I hate that.

Well, those features can’t make a person stick with a thing, right? The ones she made were popular.

If this show, assuming it ever happens, is to be a success, it will need to get more than curiosity views. It will need to attract a much wider audience than her 'adoring fans', who may make a lot of noise on the internet, but are actually few in number. Her podcast flopped, and her and her husband's non royal related programming for Netflix was a damp squib. So we know that their involvement alone is not enough to sell a product. Perhaps the opposite.

and this part of that statement, the new content is a massive rework of their original plan when signing their contract. .

“We are pleased to work with Ted [Sarandos] and the team at Netflix whose unprecedented reach will help us share impactful content that unlocks action.” “

So basically she made toast?