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That’s not Kate. No way!

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Bluesky91 · 19/03/2024 21:11

Who are they fooling!!?? That’s no way Kate. There are 1000s of pics of this woman all over the internet. NONE look like this. It’s not her!!

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penjil · 20/03/2024 00:58

Newsenmum · 19/03/2024 21:17

It doesn’t look like her and she looks completely happy and well. So weird.

But the weirdest bit is the creepy person who is hiding behind the fence to film them!

The person filming is sitting in their car!

PrincessFiorimonde · 20/03/2024 01:02

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 19/03/2024 21:28

He's put his finger on exactly why conspiracy theories don't work - numbers. When you look at the numbers of people who'd have to be involved in something like moon landings, Diana's death, all the other ones - and apparently not one of them blabbed to family member, got drunk and blurted it out or thought hey, you know what? I could write a book about this, blow the lid off something that's puzzled the world and make MILLIONS!

And it's the reason why real conspiracies don't work, either. The more people in the know, the more likely someone will let something slip.

I agree, @BasiliskStare and @MrsDanversGlidesAgain (even if the latter user name makes me shudder a little).

Though we can all agree that the Earth is flat and the royal family are all lizards - right? Grin

penjil · 20/03/2024 01:05

SabreIsMyFave · 19/03/2024 21:35

She doesn't look the the usual Kate we all know, but I do think it's her - and William on the video. Someone posted a photo on Twitter earlier of Kate here at the garden centre and it looked like a lookalike. But as a few people on a thread earlier said, it looks like it had been deepfaked to pretend it's a fake.

This is all such a clusterfuck isn't it? Confused

I hope Kate is OK.

She has been "deep faked to pretend it's fake".....??

Why would they do that? Who would so that?

Oh my! Now I'm really confused as to who's faking who, and why.....and I'm even confused about my confusion.

silverneedle · 20/03/2024 01:11

Redglitter · 19/03/2024 21:19

I don't how all the conspiracy theorists will cope when she appears, as planned, at easter

Or will they all continue with the 'its not her' narrative

The whole hysteria over it is absolutely crazy

It reminds me of all the QAnon nonsense just before the last US presidential election. When Trump thankfully lost, all talk of QAnon disappeared.

GrannyRose15 · 20/03/2024 01:15

Bluesky91 · 19/03/2024 21:16

It’s either not her or there is some plastic surgery.

It’s definitely not pre- Xmas Kate.

She’s had major surgery. Of course it’s not pre Christmas Kate. Leave the poor woman alone to recuperate FGS.

BasiliskStare · 20/03/2024 01:15

@PrincessFiorimonde - good point I had forgotten the earth is flat. But I have never been far enough to fall off the edge - actually maybe I have - Hawaii once many years ago. Perhaps the plane just went around and around and then landed somewhere on the flat bit with a mock up of Honolulu and Waikiki beach , and horse riding on Maui. That makes sense. 😂

What was the TV series once - I think called V where they were lizards but looked like humans . I naively thought it was a slightly Sci Fi drama not the BRF but hey what do I know

Makulate · 20/03/2024 01:20

GrannyRose15 · 20/03/2024 01:15

She’s had major surgery. Of course it’s not pre Christmas Kate. Leave the poor woman alone to recuperate FGS.

I'm finding this sort of thing a bit tiresome now.

Not believing that the woman in the video is Kate does not mean that a poster is somehow attacking or bullying Kate.

I don't think Video Woman looks much like Kate, other times I think it might be her. Either way, I don't need to 'leave Kate alone, ' since nothing I think affects her one single bit.

Cuckoochanel80 · 20/03/2024 01:34

BioHive · 19/03/2024 23:31

but then people forget , you dont need everyone knowing all the parts of the puzzle, all you need is a couple of people at the top with x plans then compartmentalising the sub projects various people and groups can be used to only complete one small part or section that way it limits the majority of the operational details and limits the majority of people knowing the whole plan, similar to how cell systems are used in espionage

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Exactly, knowledge on a need to know basis, just enough information given for you to perform your role. Everything compartmentalised, pyramid structure. Easy when you know how.

IloveAslan · 20/03/2024 01:52

Livingtothefull · 19/03/2024 23:00

If she can stride along like that with a heavy bag after abdominal surgery then she could do some work. Like the rest of us have to do: phased return to work with reasonable adjustments. But it isn't her.

Oh do grow up. I despair of people sometimes. Hmm

DreamTheMoors · 20/03/2024 01:52

LiterallyOnFire · 19/03/2024 21:17

At this point I couldn't give a shit if it was an animatronic sex doll.

The reminder that half the people in the planet are tin-hatted halfwits is probably useful, though.

I think you’d “give a shit if it was an animatronic sex doll” posing as Catherine, strolling with William at the Windsor Farm store.
And nobody here is a “tin-hatted halfwit.”
You’re aces at insults, though. Are your powers of perception as good?

Lucythecleaner · 20/03/2024 01:57

I agree OP I don't think it's her either

PyongyangKipperbang · 20/03/2024 02:08

When this first came up on MN I saw the pic and laughed and said "No way is that her!!"

Having looked again, I am afraid that I still dont agree that its her. Or if it is, something has happened that has made her look so very different. Whatever, I hope she is ok.

BasiliskStare · 20/03/2024 02:18

Right - I am slapping a tenner on the table to say that 1) Kate has not been abducted by aliens 2) She probably will resume duties as and when KP said she would ie after Easter 3) She has not been using a body double or had a face lift.

Not sure I can actually prove that but a well meant handshake would suffice for me with anyone prepared to take up my bet as and when we find out. 😂

disaggregate · 20/03/2024 02:20

Bluesky91 · 19/03/2024 21:11

Who are they fooling!!?? That’s no way Kate. There are 1000s of pics of this woman all over the internet. NONE look like this. It’s not her!!

Definitely not her. Wrong height, wrong face and it's not really believable that one very very blurry video is the only evidence.
For people who don't like these threads - just don't read them! You're all clogging them up telling people who started them that they're stupid conspiracy theorists - go talk about something else on another thread!

DreamTheMoors · 20/03/2024 02:23

43ontherocksporfavor · 19/03/2024 22:22

After all the mess with photo shop etc, would they really pull a fake shopping trip stunt like this? They would surely lie low not whip up another storm.

I’m not sure Kate and William had anything to do with it. I mean, they might have, but like you, I’m thinking common sense would say no.
I read (I can’t remember where) that it was Murdoch-owned TMZ & Sun that set the whole thing up.
Which explains the lookalikes & the single, grainy video & KP remaining silent - then the guy from TMZ having to walk it back when too many people didn’t fall for it. Speaking of that guy, he’s one of the two main guys I’ve seen on TMZ - along with a guy named Harvey-something. They’ve been around for years. They used to be on tv in the States - I don’t know if they still are.
In my family, we all people like that “shit disturbers” - create drama just for drama’s sake & don’t care who they hurt or humiliate.

DreamTheMoors · 20/03/2024 02:28

IloveAslan · 20/03/2024 01:52

Oh do grow up. I despair of people sometimes. Hmm

The last time someone said “oh grow up” to me, I was 12.
I despair of people too.

Itsmekate · 20/03/2024 02:43

RedToothBrush · 19/03/2024 22:37

Don't tell anyone but my neighbours friends sister who knows Kate's hairdresser who told her the big secret is that it wasn't William that had the affair. It was actually Kate. The 'abdominal surgery' is actually her being preggers and she's in hiding until it's born. She thought she might as well get a butt lift at the same time seeing as she was having the time off. The baby will then be wished away to Scotland never to be seen in public but spoken of in whispers for decades especially when George abdicates, Charlotte declares herself a Republican and Louis sparks Royal panic when he comes out as gay and doesn't want kids. Her and Willy are still trying to resolve their differences but they both want to get back together and make it work this time. Meanwhile Kate is getting sex therapy and Willy is busy watching porn to get ideas to spice up things in the bedroom because he's worried she strayed because he's a missionary only kinda bloke. The truth is he was just boring her senseless with his personality. Or lack of it. Speculation on who the lucky bloke was is rift around the Palace. There's talk that 'its family business' if you know what I mean.

Why don't we just right a better soap opera and have fucking done with it?

I can confirm this is all true…

Wickedlywearynamechange · 20/03/2024 02:43

Viviennemary · 19/03/2024 23:41

The palace has caused this with these doctored photos. No wonder people are questioning the latest photos.

Yes.

And people who think, ‘everyone photoshops, it’s no big deal’ aren’t thinking about the importance of truth and being able to trust those in power. Kate isn’t ‘everyone’. She’s married to the next Head of State of UK and various Commonwealth Countries. Her children are heirs.

I’m not blaming Kate for the photo fuckup but I am blaming the Palaces. They have the duty and responsibility to do better, to be worthy of the trust citizens place in them.

Note: Not only am I not blaming Kate, I’m disgusted that they let her take the fall for this.

Eyeroll2024 · 20/03/2024 03:41

Well, it is Kate, obviously and clearly. Some twits who have manipulated "close ups" and blurred and photoshopped them are doing it for larks.

But then you already know that, and so does everybody else :)

At around the 18 second mark they slow down the video (linked below) and then they do a close up a few seconds later. However, when it's not being slowed down and zoomed in the video is of decent quality.

Everyone is really pleased she looks so well and anyone who was worried can now put aside those worries.

That’s not Kate. No way!
That’s not Kate. No way!
flapjackfairy · 20/03/2024 05:03

And dear lord now we find out that medical staff where she had her op have tried to access her medical records
No doubt looking for some titbit of info to sell to the press.

The woman should be entitled to her privacy to recover from surgery in peace without being subjected to all this ridiculous nonsense.
All this conspiracy stuff is adding to.the problem and people need to get a grip. Of course the video is Kate. She is not dolled up to the nines and plastered in makeup that's all. Why can't people leave her alone ?

InWalksBarberalla · 20/03/2024 05:06

penjil · 20/03/2024 01:05

She has been "deep faked to pretend it's fake".....??

Why would they do that? Who would so that?

Oh my! Now I'm really confused as to who's faking who, and why.....and I'm even confused about my confusion.

There is a photo being shared widely by twitter bots that is supposedly a close up from the video but it has been generated using AI (claiming to remove the blur). It looks nothing like Kate and many people seem to be under the impression it is a real still from the video as opposed to a fake. Most likely it's been generated and shared by the same Russian bots that got Charles is dead trending a couple of days ago.

GingerScallop · 20/03/2024 05:08

its Tupac Shakur. I always knew he was alive!

FlibbertyGibbertyFlibberty · 20/03/2024 05:09

Diana was treated like a character in a soap opera, by the media for the public to lap up, and look how miserable it made her. Those people going mad with conspiracy theories are doing exactly the same thing to Kate. It’s grotesque.

HappiestSleeping · 20/03/2024 05:09

LiterallyOnFire · 19/03/2024 21:13

Oh for the love of god, take an aspirin and have a lie down,

Alternatively, go back to the "Paul McCartney was replaced in the 60s" theory,

Elvis is alive and working in my local chippy 🤣

Soonenough · 20/03/2024 05:20

It wasn't abdominal surgery at all . She was being fitted with her inner lizard self now that she has passed the criteria to be a member of the Royal Family .