That’s not Kate. No way!

[Bluesky91]

Who are they fooling!!?? That’s no way Kate. There are 1000s of pics of this woman all over the internet. NONE look like this. It’s not her!!

I'm ashamed to be a member of Mumsnet at the moment.

Off you pop then, toodle pip!

I really hope the palace doesn't issue any statement and that she doesn't appear until after Easter. They shouldn't respond to this nonsense.

They should stick to the original plan and not be bullied by lunatics.

No ones actually saying anything negative about Kate, they are asking where she is and why KP are lying.

Pretty concerning when they expect people to trust in their power when they outwardly lie to the public and the people who pay them.

Im sure the average woman would still be on a waiting list for surgery, but RF will be getting the best of treatment, which we pay for.

has anyone worked a timeline of it all ?

I don't often read royal family threads, and don't remember commenting on one before, but I do like this post!

Haven't RTFT, so don't know if a pp has already said this, but Sky's Press Preview says the headline in tomorrow's Star newspaper is: 'World Goes Mad As Woman Goes Shopping'. I like that too.

This is one man - no one else clocked the future king and queen buying bread it seems - saying that he saw W&K and a few seconds of fairly grainy video showing a woman that resembles Kate, but doesn't quite look like her at the same time.

Shrugging and saying, 'meh, doesn't really look like Kate to me', does not mean someone is a full-blown flat-earth conspiracy theorist, who thinks Kate is in South America preparing for the space wars.

It must be true then...

They haven't actually.

That photo has clearly been altered by someone who is hoping to keep the stupid conspiracy theories going. It’s not a true close up of the farm shop photo/video.

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This may or may not amuse you

If I could just post this, from KP's initial announcement about Kate:
The Palace adds that it is unlikely Kate will participate in any public engagements until after Easter, which falls on March 31.
After Easter - not at Easter. Prepare your tin hats everyone, incase she isn't seen on 31st March on the dot.

Is it a dupli-Kate?

Do I win?

ROFLMAO

In letting this mushroom and not protecting his supposedly invalid wife from speculation, Prince William is seriously failing to step up to the plate.

He needs to call a press conference.

If that couple at the farm shop are lookalikes, there must be some legislation that can be thrown at them. Impersonation or fraud or something.

I feel so sorry for the lot of them. What a ghastly existence.

I laughed when I saw the video as I thought that it looked nothing like Kate. One frame it does look like her a bit but I thought it was outrageously fake initially. I'm not even sure anymore, obviously it could be real but she looks SO different.

I’m losing track now…
… did KP actually sanction the publication of footage that uses a lookalike?
😳

I'm now officially dizzy and am going to have a lie down.

Strangely, many people believe that some bit of staged video, filmed by a known filmmaker and sold to the sun for 200k is gospel

Yes, I find that a funny old turn of events.

I've lost track of who's doing the gaslighting at this point.

Oh no. The Internet & massive amounts of tin foil will go into absolute melt down if she's not at church with the family on Sunday 🤦🏻‍♀️

Haha! You win these from me

im going to disagree with you on
principle ad I’m so annoyed to have inadvertently clicked on a link from The S*n

I don't think it looks like her at all. If it were a body double, you'd probably sack them for not being convincing enough.

I suspect it was either a random couple that got mistaken for them or a vaguely lookalike couple trying to cause mischief.

But most organisations, industries etc are really sled with inconsistencies and incompetencies which make implementing such a system incredibly difficult. Not all conspiracy theories involve elite intelligence agencies.

the one theory I could be pushed to believe is the CIA accidentally killing Kennedy. Because - and this is v important - a small number of people were all invested personally in keeping it secret

The YouTube clip of the guy who took the video is like something from the Daily Mash.