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Calliopespa · 18/03/2024 08:24

Calliopespa · 18/03/2024 08:21

What do you mean “ claiming?” Honestly , don’t you watch anything on tv?

Oh sorry smilesy I read you wrong: you did see her with Paddington. Thought you were questioning something I saw WITH MY OWN EYES.

DramaLlamaBangBang · 18/03/2024 08:25

DistinguishedSocialCommentator · 17/03/2024 22:25

True, but now I've regained it

It's almost as though as KP may have read about my disappointment.

I am very, very happy on reading this as it shows that she is recovering well and this is fantastic news for her husband and their children!

A contact did advise me re rumours about this but was unsure as it was not fact-checked at the time, so I did not share it earlier in the day

Great news all around

Is your ' contact' the person who told you you had superhuman powers of deduction that meant you could tell people's characters even when you had never met them? Did they then ask you to loan them £10k until they got their inheritance from the King of Botswana? ( just in case this happened, don't do it, it's a scam)

smilesy · 18/03/2024 08:26

Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar · 18/03/2024 08:22

Paddington really does not like marmalade. Any impression that he likes to munch on marmalade is all for the sake of keeping up appearances and to prop up the marmalade industry. He’s secretly eating Marmite, has been for years, that’s what he really likes, Giles Coren told me.

Edited

So he just pretended to the Queen he liked marmalade to impress her? What a forelock tugger 🙄

EdithWeston · 18/03/2024 08:28

LittleGlowingOblong · 18/03/2024 03:37

The most famous woman in Europe has been missing for nearly three months, with fake photos planted, and the Sun doesn’t even pretend to name the “onlookers” they’re quoting.

Top trolling.

The Sun is actually feeding the bot farms here, it’s unpatriotic. Like Bannon’s “flood the zone with shit” dictum, simply more fake (or at least completely unverifiable) news.

The “proof of life” folk will just get noisier.

She's not "missing"

She'll been unwell enough to require an operation that needs a couple of months to recuperate. So she's exactly where she's meant to be - at home (probably at least 2 of them, Adelaide Cottage in termtime and Anmer Hall in the school hols) and in private until around Easter

(I still think she'll be at church at Easter> And also suspect a phased return to duties in April, fully back when Lambrook term restarts late in April

Beeches24 · 18/03/2024 08:34

AuntieStella · 18/03/2024 07:40

What she’s really up to
(if you know, you know)

I rarely post but it's just as likely as any of the other conspiracies 😆 . She stepped back from duties to get the last few weeks of training done! Wonder how she qualified.

Freakinfraser · 18/03/2024 08:35

DotAndCarryOne2 · 18/03/2024 08:34

This just popped up from LBC
https://apple.news/A-Qjm3YZJTr6U6pChhfhckQ

It’s the exact same article as being published everywhere else. Word for word.

Mirabai · 18/03/2024 08:36

At this point, they’re trolling us.

AuntieStella · 18/03/2024 08:38

Spudlet · 18/03/2024 08:01

@AuntieStella She's just been out on her long run for the last two months :D

I think that's exceptionally short for final prep for BM100!!

And of course they can't say exactly when she'd be back and recuperated as Laz wouldn't let them. But knew they'd be OK to say around Easter, because he's doing a charity trail from 7/04.

It's the only one that's safe, you see; no spectators, no pix until afterwards, nicknames not names in the early stages.

Grin

(btw, IYK,YK and there is a BM100 thread, opened in anticipation, but still awaiting news of the conch)

Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar · 18/03/2024 08:38

smilesy · 18/03/2024 08:26

So he just pretended to the Queen he liked marmalade to impress her? What a forelock tugger 🙄

He’s playing the game to get into their lofty human circle, like a good little Stepford bear. Left to his authentic self, he’d be rolling around in his own shit and stealing picnics.

CucumberBagel · 18/03/2024 08:40

xSideshowAuntSallyx · 18/03/2024 06:15

I go to that shop a lot, their wild boar burgers are lovely so are the sausages(and it does local honey which is good for hay-fever), the local people wouldn't bat an eye lid if they saw her. It's a normal thing for them.

Also the people that shop there aren't the type to whip out their phones to take a picture and send to the newspapers. I sure as hell wouldn't feel right taking a secret picture in there, even of them doing their shopping.

Edited

Normally, no. But given all the speculation, you'd expect someone to.

StedeBonnet · 18/03/2024 08:41

ThePoshUns · 18/03/2024 08:05

I've scrolled through this whole thread and still am no clearer what a jealous FM is. OP please enlighten me.

I've mulled it over and I think it's fellow mumsnetters

AuntieStella · 18/03/2024 08:42

Beeches24 · 18/03/2024 08:34

I rarely post but it's just as likely as any of the other conspiracies 😆 . She stepped back from duties to get the last few weeks of training done! Wonder how she qualified.

She vanishes every school holiday.

They let everyone think it's the kids, but really it's the training. And she sees a Belgian dentist who attested to her suitability.

KnickerlessParsons · 18/03/2024 08:46

@DistinguishedSocialCommentator
Are you Kate?

Mustardseed86 · 18/03/2024 08:47

StedeBonnet · 18/03/2024 08:41

I've mulled it over and I think it's fellow mumsnetters

30 Rock Fellow Kids GIF by Peacock

Ah, that makes sense. As in, "How do you do, fellow mumsnetters?"

xSideshowAuntSallyx · 18/03/2024 08:53

CucumberBagel · 18/03/2024 08:40

Normally, no. But given all the speculation, you'd expect someone to.

Not really, most people respect other people's privacy. Most people aren't speculating so wildly in normal every day life.

Also seeing a royal isn't something unusual around Windsor, the Yorks have been seen in a pub in Virginia Water on occasions in the past.

cathyandclaire · 18/03/2024 08:55

If people are all respecting their privacy, why have they gone to the Sun to anonymously report that they saw them?

ArcaneWireless · 18/03/2024 08:56

Calliopespa · 18/03/2024 08:07

That has been the dna of these threads: portentous comments heralding doom but detail or explanation curiously absent.

gavin and stacey pam GIF

Why let any truth stand in the way of spouting unadulterated pish though? It is almost as though they are just here for the drama…

Freakinfraser · 18/03/2024 08:57

cathyandclaire · 18/03/2024 08:55

If people are all respecting their privacy, why have they gone to the Sun to anonymously report that they saw them?

Exactly, with the she looked happy and healthy line. But not one person took a snap. Or when she was in the car with William. Every single person who saw them respected their privacy, for the first time ever.

ArcaneWireless · 18/03/2024 08:58

StedeBonnet · 18/03/2024 08:41

I've mulled it over and I think it's fellow mumsnetters

Makes sense that @StedeBonnet 🏴‍☠️ 😊

AuntieStella · 18/03/2024 08:59

Mustardseed86 · 18/03/2024 08:47

Ah, that makes sense. As in, "How do you do, fellow mumsnetters?"

Gosh - John Kelly's aged!!

RockyandBullwinkle · 18/03/2024 09:05

ArcaneWireless · 18/03/2024 08:56

Why let any truth stand in the way of spouting unadulterated pish though? It is almost as though they are just here for the drama…

😂

smilesy · 18/03/2024 09:10

Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar · 18/03/2024 08:38

He’s playing the game to get into their lofty human circle, like a good little Stepford bear. Left to his authentic self, he’d be rolling around in his own shit and stealing picnics.

I can’t believe he would do such a thing! Roll around in his own shit 🙄. Do you have photos or a link 🤔

MaturingCheeseball · 18/03/2024 09:15

I wish that “announcement” thread had not been pulled. It was a rogue’s gallery of lovely posters rubbing their hands and one saying they’d be disappointed if there was no Big News. There were other very nasty predictions. I always wonder what these people are like in real life…

Serenster · 18/03/2024 09:17

Every single person who saw them respected their privacy, for the first time ever.

That’s a nonsense statement. No- one has ever been able to track Kate and William’s movements on a daily basis, even though they obviously pass hundreds of eyeballs and phones as they travel to engagements, to private appointments and around and between their homes. Photos taken by members of the public and published on social media are by far the exception rather than the rule.