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Custardslices · 28/02/2024 06:41

How many laughs can be gotten out of one joke, talk about dragging it on.

What a boring thread this has been.

Someone said shits haha.

immodium advert will be on later best avoid incase some of you wet yourself.

SqueakingMouse · 28/02/2024 06:42

Honestly, you lot!
Got the shits, prince Andrew, death of a distant relative, divorce, stomas, hysterectomies, cancer etc.
Have you heard yourselves 😂😂

SoundTheSirens · 28/02/2024 07:12

DifficultBloodyWoman · 28/02/2024 03:38

I was thinking 13 year olds but, yes, MumsNet demographics have changed. A lot more men and a lot more children.

<looks at Classics from over a decade ago…cubes of poo, pooed on a pouffe, I pooed on my own skirt…>

Yeah, not really changed that much.

Radyward · 28/02/2024 07:31

Its all very public. 2 hrs notice to cancel when He was due to do a reading. Gabriella Windsor parents attend it even though their son in law died not 48 hrs previously.
Nothing to do with Gabriella- in fairness they are distant distant cousins but prob mixed in the same circles. Pw knew the man most probably so its not that.
So strange to mention kates revovery as well.i mean if tbey did want the spotlight on K and W they have done a great job. Its like an inference He was being the dutiful HB though she is doing well yadda yadda.no photos of KM since 28.12 when last seen out and about. Its like KP has orchestrated the spotlight on PW and family. Why .why now ?? Follows on from KM appointimg a new Private Secretary with a photo of her with rose H under the caption. All v v odd. I feel KP are purposefully releaseing titbits to the public. Saying nothing but something..... we shall see

FrancisSeaton · 28/02/2024 07:37

Custardslices · 28/02/2024 06:41

How many laughs can be gotten out of one joke, talk about dragging it on.

What a boring thread this has been.

Someone said shits haha.

immodium advert will be on later best avoid incase some of you wet yourself.

Bye then!

DeliciouslyDecadent · 28/02/2024 07:39

Radyward · 28/02/2024 07:31

Its all very public. 2 hrs notice to cancel when He was due to do a reading. Gabriella Windsor parents attend it even though their son in law died not 48 hrs previously.
Nothing to do with Gabriella- in fairness they are distant distant cousins but prob mixed in the same circles. Pw knew the man most probably so its not that.
So strange to mention kates revovery as well.i mean if tbey did want the spotlight on K and W they have done a great job. Its like an inference He was being the dutiful HB though she is doing well yadda yadda.no photos of KM since 28.12 when last seen out and about. Its like KP has orchestrated the spotlight on PW and family. Why .why now ?? Follows on from KM appointimg a new Private Secretary with a photo of her with rose H under the caption. All v v odd. I feel KP are purposefully releaseing titbits to the public. Saying nothing but something..... we shall see

No.
What is odd are posts like yours and all the rest here, trying to make more of this than it it.

The poor guy maybe had a tummy bug which he thought had cleared up.
Or one of the children had a mishap.

And the announcement that Catherine was doing fine was supposed to quell speculation like yours

I don't usually use this word - batshit- but this thread is full of it by the tonne.

And dragging the other royals in who came is just silly.
No comparison.

IwishIcouldfinishabook · 28/02/2024 07:42

I mean, the parents of a recently bereaved woman came from London. William lives what a 10 minute walk away from the chapel? He could have done the reading and whipped out afterwards. He was seen leaving Windsor, where presumably Kate is.

starfishmummy · 28/02/2024 07:49

I'd wondered that but read that he died on Saturday, I'm sure the "family" would have known before yesterday.

IloveAslan · 28/02/2024 07:50

IwishIcouldfinishabook · 28/02/2024 07:42

I mean, the parents of a recently bereaved woman came from London. William lives what a 10 minute walk away from the chapel? He could have done the reading and whipped out afterwards. He was seen leaving Windsor, where presumably Kate is.

Given that you have absolutely no idea why he wasn't there you are talking a load of rubbish.

Calliopespa · 28/02/2024 07:53

Tiddlywinks63 · 28/02/2024 06:38

Well said @dontcountonit .
The obsession on hear that is William having bowel problems is utterly puerile and unpleasant.
If it’s a personal matter why on earth do you all think it’s appropriate to be so unpleasant about him? I bet you’d feel very differently if it was you going through so much turmoil in your life. Being royalty doesn’t mean you’re immune to emotions and feelings ffs.
If he suddenly felt he just couldn’t go through with the service today then I very much doubt it was a decision he took lightly.
The speculation on here smacks of a gleeful delight in his situation. It’s sick and depressing that there’s so little empathy for others on this thread.

I actually think the diarrhoea suggestions are really commenting along the lines of “hey, he’s human; it happens”, and are suggested as a diversion from the ultimately more intrusive and distasteful conjecture around MH collapse, anorexia, family rifts, dc accident, ( not to mention affairs/ marriage split); and I think W would have the sense to realise its far less toxic and hurtful to suggest he’s just stuck on the loo. So if you’re going to attack pp for gleeful delight and lack of empathy … I think you need to adjust your sights.

Samcro · 28/02/2024 07:57

the he doesn't want to be near PA is silly. he has been seen driving him, was happy to be near him at the coronation. out of all the reasons suggested. thats the daftest.

EdithWeston · 28/02/2024 08:12

The reason diarrhoea is mentioned so often is be cause what they really need to do is Cancel The Cheque

It would be very tasteless to pick up the RTFT in that way in regards to a death, or to the sleazebag that is the Duke of York.

But a trivial illness that any of us could get is fair game, and this sort of teasing has been happening on MN for years when a thread attracts those who won't read enough of the thread before posting (and post as if they're bringing something new to the thread). Plus of course those who do it completely on purpose once the Cancel The Cheque scenario is running

ThePoshUns · 28/02/2024 08:16

I think PW is setting out his stall early.
When / if he takes the reins his style will be similar to QE2.
He clearly values his and his family's privacy and will be unequivocal in maintaining that.
I actually admire him and Kate for that especially the last few months.
It must be driving the press mad.
We do not have the right to know about their health/ personal problems.

Comedycook · 28/02/2024 08:21

I think PW is setting out his stall early
When / if he takes the reins his style will be similar to QE2

I think the opposite....he released a statement on the Israel/Gaza conflict last week. I really doubt QE would have done that.

Comedycook · 28/02/2024 08:26

I actually think PW will be a pretty useless king. When the Queen was alive, it felt like Prince George was a long way away from the throne. Now with her gone and Charles having cancer, we may end up with William as king sooner than we know it and the 1st in line will still be a child.

I will be absolutely amazed if we still have a monarchy in 50 years time.

EdithWeston · 28/02/2024 08:30

I I actually admire him and Kate for that especially the last few months.
It must be driving the press mad

I agree - look at the amount of commentary insinuating (and occasionally outright stating) that their PR is incompetent because they are sticking to the position they said they would.

They even try to say that a totally separate medical condition in a different person who has made different choices about how much to release, means they should say more (hinting it's incompetent to do otherwise, and with comments sections suggesting it must be because of a bigger problem behind the scenes)

There is a different explanation. William hate the press. He's been quietly winning settlements against them. And is drawing new lines about what family privacy means

JeaniesGenie · 28/02/2024 08:30

Custardslices · 28/02/2024 06:41

How many laughs can be gotten out of one joke, talk about dragging it on.

What a boring thread this has been.

Someone said shits haha.

immodium advert will be on later best avoid incase some of you wet yourself.

"What a boring thread this has been"

Yes it is a shame that once you click on a thread, the rules are you HAVE TO STAY ON IT!!
You can't leave it/ unfollow it . Poor you, stuck here, no choice at all 🙄ffs

Laiste · 28/02/2024 08:34

a) it's one of the kids.

or

b) the death of his cousin's husband and friend Thomas has hit him hard and last minute he realised he couldn't confidently get through a memorial reading in front of a lot of people. Was Thomas's death suicide? Massive awful shock.

Yes Thomas' inlaws attended the memorial - but firstly they weren't being expected to stand up and get through a reading. Plus, just because one set of people are mentally strong enough to cope with an event it doesn't mean everyone else will automatically be able to. Things hit people differently.

ThePoshUns · 28/02/2024 08:38

I agree @Comedycook ,
I think by the time PW ascends the RF will be similar to European ones.
I like PW but don't think he really wants to be king or if he does it won't be like his grandmother's reign.

ThePoshUns · 28/02/2024 08:40

And yes @EdithWeston is would go as far to say he doesn't like the press. He tolerates them but he certainly flexes his muscles when he needs to.
It's an interesting time.

Calliopespa · 28/02/2024 08:40

JeaniesGenie · 28/02/2024 08:30

"What a boring thread this has been"

Yes it is a shame that once you click on a thread, the rules are you HAVE TO STAY ON IT!!
You can't leave it/ unfollow it . Poor you, stuck here, no choice at all 🙄ffs

She’s been lurking for something more salacious or morbid- and all she got were harmless toilet jokes.

justasking111 · 28/02/2024 08:41

Sometimes in life you get slammed with one thing after another.

Your brother, uncle causes enormous problems within the family business . You're really short staffed and spread too thin.

Your wife is very unwell

Your father gets cancer , you realise that you're suddenly one short step from running the company as CEO.

I'd be running on empty at this stage.

EchoChamber · 28/02/2024 08:47

I think the reality of having to step up within the next ten years, if not earlier has probably hit him like a ton of bricks. Along with all the implications for his family.

bosstick · 28/02/2024 08:48

User7825525 · 27/02/2024 12:17

Most likely one or more of the kids are sick at home and Kate isn't well enough yet to run after them.

Right, because they can’t afford babysitters and have to share childcare between themselves no matter what

WatchOutMissMarpleIsAbout · 28/02/2024 08:49

I hope your son is recovering well @justasking111

I suspect William’s mental health is taking a battering.

His wife clearly has had major surgery (not a hysterectomy imo), his dad has cancer, his grandparents have recently passed away, his mother died young, & he is estranged from his brother. He’s one step from a job he may not want, which if he passes on will go to his son. So he’s stuck.

It cannot be easy.

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