New Sussex website

[MaturingCheeseball]

So I see there is a brand-new Duke and Duchess of Sussex website. Very glossy.

But the self-aggrandising! I just read Meghan’s bio and - cringe - it was the worst of LinkedIn. Sometimes less is more!

Yes what is that? It makes my eyes go funny but I can't quite put my finger on why. The font's a bit uneven maybe.

Absolutely vomit worthy in every way

True @Maireas , I may not be up to that requirement! 🙄🤣

Interesting that there hasn't been a tweet from Scoobie doo. Is he finding out about the relaunch at the same time as us mere mortals?

“Meghan is a major advocate for…”

Major 😂… hilarious. The only thing she’s a major advocate for is herself.

Notice that Meghan’s bio is much longer than Harry’s but very little mention of her acting career .

I’ve got that mug. Every other mug I have bought would be long smashed but not that one it grimly hangs on

Erm..."she had a leading role in Suits".

I like them around I wish they'd never left, the UK could have benefited from them.

That's because she hasn't had one.

Lol how?
And you're joking, right?

Cringecringecringe gahbleurgh

Those mega-bios are mortifying. And how desperate are they to be seen as Royal?!

They look like they're applauding their own names.

a mercy rebrand of a falling social climbing empire.. same shit show, different cover, reeks of desperation 🥱

unashamedly delusional visions of self importance to the world and their hollow self serving empathy.. will the duo ever develop a modicum of self awareness … the most self indulgent duo of entitled village idiots after Trump.

They remind me of a couple of people I used to work with - we called them the "dust stirrers". They shot out loads of words and created a dust storm which made some people think they were the bees knees whereas they were not even actually doing any of the basics. It was a dust storm.

Why ?? Is this you Meghan?

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I love this!

I’ve only read the bios…wow. Is this genuinely their new website, or has someone created it as a spoof?

Just realized that her bio does mention “Suits”, I was skim-reading as it was so wordy. Both bios are boiler-plate, they need to be re-written.

🤣 bitter much?

@Turtlerussell whats wrong with African Parks?