New Sussex website

[MaturingCheeseball]

So I see there is a brand-new Duke and Duchess of Sussex website. Very glossy.

But the self-aggrandising! I just read Meghan’s bio and - cringe - it was the worst of LinkedIn. Sometimes less is more!

Goodness me. They’ve made it so royal. And those bios. My toes curled. Harry didn’t even serve as a Pilot did he, he was a gunner.

blimey, I’m lost for words.

Is this a spoof?
No-one is that lacking in self awareness, surely?!

It reminds me of the ADF website set up by Anna Delvey (convicted fraudster)

What is gender equity? I’m assuming that’s not a spelling error for equality?

learning, healing and inspirational support
Ok.

Spare was told with "unflinching honesty".
🙄

“The Duke is the New York Times Bestselling author of Spare”…

No he wasn’t.

Show Up, Do Good, Fuck Off.

I think a misunderstanding of the term "equity" is symptomatic of their problems.

I thought it was a spoof too when I saw the photo, the coat of arms 😁but it's not. I think I may finally have to join X, it is going to be fun.

I have no words!!!! , well I do .... but I was taught if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all!!!
Unless it's hilarious!!!! 😆 🤣🤣🤣

They are without doubt a legend in their own lunchtimes! 🤣🤣🤣

I've seen a picture of their doormat which has a coronet on it. Of course.

"legend in their own lunchtimes"
😂

No mention of dog bowl issues, sadly.

Seriously though for a moment!!! , did they pay good money for this crap?

Because I'm available and fairly cheap, no expert but I feel I can make them look slightly less pompous and more human!

My thoughts too!

I'm off to bed!!! , there's odd , there's weird, then there's this!!!
It's too much and my brain needs to shut down for awhile!!! 🫣

..but would you make them seem royal enough? That's the important thing.
Don't forget that their children are called Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet.

Before I go! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 !

They’re totally trolling BP. It’s so cringeworthy it’s awful.

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