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The royal family

A thread for cheese , recipes, humour and general chat about the royal family.

974 replies

jeffgoldblum · 12/02/2024 12:30

Hello 👋, I thought it might be nice to have a thread we can discuss our cheesy feelings, food delights and general discourse about the royal family.

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AliceOlive · 19/02/2024 23:09

Needs no explanation.

StormzyinaTCup · 19/02/2024 23:30

@AliceOlive 😂

and also, I really want some!!

Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar · 19/02/2024 23:33

If Catherine emerges wearing these on her fingers to wind up the sugars, we’ll know she’s a Fromageer!

AliceOlive · 19/02/2024 23:37

StormzyinaTCup · 19/02/2024 23:30

@AliceOlive 😂

and also, I really want some!!

I’ve just learned you can customize plasters online. We could have our Coat of Arms on them. 😂🧀😂

StormzyinaTCup · 19/02/2024 23:43

AliceOlive · 19/02/2024 23:37

I’ve just learned you can customize plasters online. We could have our Coat of Arms on them. 😂🧀😂

Brilliant!!
I'd pay good money to see that on a plaster😂😂

Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar · 19/02/2024 23:43

Capes and plasters! We can merch the heck out of that COA. We could send a new Fromageer doormat to Montecito as a present.

StormzyinaTCup · 19/02/2024 23:50

Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar · 19/02/2024 23:43

Capes and plasters! We can merch the heck out of that COA. We could send a new Fromageer doormat to Montecito as a present.

Or maybe on a brooch😂
(I may have wandered off the beaten track last night 😉)

AliceOlive · 20/02/2024 00:25

A cheese brooch would be lovely!

I have been on walkabouts but am loathe to post anything on RFF except here. A bit gunshy now. Also not interested in egging anyone on when it comes to the obviously goady threads.

I do sprinkle my gratitude liberally, though.

RoyallyRhubarb · 20/02/2024 06:54

I’m wondering whether the RF are giving Harry so much rope that they know he will really go too far one day and then they can arrest him for treason without any repercussions.

Maireas · 20/02/2024 06:58

Sail him down the River Thames to the Tower, going through Traitor's Gate. 😉

Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar · 20/02/2024 07:07

I imagine words are being had behind the scenes through diplomatic channels and the like, that by-passing the elected authorities to appeal for help from a drug addled, village idiot who doesn’t even live in your village, is not helping your case but hindering it.

Maireas · 20/02/2024 07:21

Love your description of Harry!

Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar · 20/02/2024 08:02
Village People Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

I was looking for a village idiot gif for you @Maireas , but settled on The (spoof) Village People saying what we’d all like to say to Harry.

wildernesssw · 20/02/2024 09:33

They are giving him all the rope he needs to make an idiot of himself!

mrsmingleton · 20/02/2024 11:24

The cheese badge will become the new upside down pineapple! 😂

Mymilkshakebringsallthepapstomycar · 20/02/2024 13:42

Don't believe it for a minute. This will be WME trying to get them some good press, because they know their only selling point is the royal connection, and because they can hit when Catherine is vulnerable and unable to make any statements herself (either actual or symbolic). But, if I was to play along, MM can start with a public apology for all her shit talk against Catherine and the racism/stepford wife charges from her attack dog, Scobie. And then her husband can get on his knees and beg for forgiveness.

Turtlerussell · 20/02/2024 13:42

‘Who knew, dreams can come true, when life tells you, you’re far from finished/ Nothing tames, Invictus Games, you play them your way,”
“One man, life-changing plan, he does all he can, he’s a visionary/ Our healing wishes for your dad/ You’ve earned each day, the right to say, I did it my way,” Bublé, 48, crooned.

😂😂😂😂😂😂 dear god

AliceOlive · 20/02/2024 13:48

@Turtlerussell horrifying.

wildernesssw · 20/02/2024 13:51

Wonderful 😂 so moving!

JSMill · 20/02/2024 13:52

There's seems to be a lot of stuff about H and M 'leaked' to the US press, particularly to Page Six. Why don't they have a problem with that and who is leaking it? They can't possibly blame KP or BP.🤔

wildernesssw · 20/02/2024 13:54

Strange, that!

JADS · 20/02/2024 14:03

That Vanity Fair article sounds like a Sussex PR piece. My favourite part is the dismissing of Catherine's hurt. It's a classic Sussex move - try and diminish everyone else's experience while exagerating their own. It makes me feel quite queasy.

themessygarden · 20/02/2024 14:25

💩💩and more 💩.

I guess there was no ode to the veteran participants. 😡