So, my theory. Harry is financially scuppered: no Netflix, no Spotify, no one’s champing at the bit for anything from Archewell, Spare gave some of its takings to charity and in any case for all its sales, it’s not Oprah money – but they’re spending for an Oprah lifestyle. He’s screwed.
Meanwhile, the royal family is scuppered: everyone wants the slimmed-down monarchy, just a few senior royals. But now K-Middy is out of action – it’s temporary but it shows the flaw in the system – and Chuck may be on the way out. His siblings become less important when he goes; right now the Princess Royal and the chinless one, whatsisface, are siblings to the monarch. (Let us not speak of the pervert.) When Wills takes over, they become aunt and uncle to the monarch. It’s a demotion. Eugenie and Beatrice have lives and are busy. The Cambridge kids are young and, by rights, deserve their years doing university and playing helicopters like daddy before settling down into royal duties. Camilla ain’t nothing without a king. So basically when Chuck dies it’s Wills and Kate, that’s it. Scuppered.
So! Right now wouldn’t you be sweetening Harry to bring him back to the fold? A better plot twist than a Parisian tunnel. But the public ain’t on side, and what Harry speaks is money. So this is the first step: you PAY Harry to draw the media sniper fire away from Charles and whispers that this is the end of the royal family, for how can it continue slimmed down or no? It just doesn’t work. The papers were all over this like rats on chips when the initial Kate hospital news came out; doubly so when Buck Pal made its announcement. They needed a news story to distract: enter mad Harry’s aeroplane escapade for a 12-minute audience with daddy. It’s now all anyone’s talking about! But Harry knows it’s bad press, so why do it? Cha-ching: MONEY.
The next step of course is the rehabilitation of Harry and Meghan. In exchange for money, the Firm will do for the Californian couple what it did for Camilla. Remember when we all HATED Camilla, and now she’s QUEEN? It was all a PR plan. So now comes the Harry PR plan, and he plays along because he has to, because he’s broke. It all makes sense…