Does anyone know where Prince William is?

[TallerSally]

Errrrr….. where’s Willy? The press focus in the past 24 hours has been perplexing. King Charles’ diagnostic has been the top item, of course. But, bizarrely, the 2nd item has almost invariably been… Prince Harry this and that and the other. Prince HARRY??? What’s with the obsession with him? This should be about Prince WILLIAM! Yet from/about him, absolute silence. What on Earth is going on?

And please don’t start with the “he has to be at his wife’s bedside”. If Harry The Not Next In Line To The Throne And Not Counsellor of State And Can’t Stand In For The King etc etc can fly all the way from Montecito, then William The next King and He Who Should Stand In For King Charles can go visit his Dad in hospital (did he?), rush to be by his dad’s bedside (did he?), make announcements about which official duties he will take up, etc etc.

I know Prince Harry is the one the media are addicted to writing about and slagging off to drive clicks, but can they (and so many on these boards) perhaps take a break from their unhealthy obsession with H (&M) and keep the spotlight where most would expect it to be, on King Charles and, in particular, his successor Prince William?

[Title should read does anyone know...]

Does anyone take that pathetic, lying, crotch grabber seriously?

No.

He is about as authentic and believable as the modern day version of Creamola Foam.

And about as palatable.

Creamola Foam.

😂Lovely to wash down a bit of Primula cheese.

Primula! That takes me back!

And what happened to Tartex?

I’d to Google that wilderness

It looks like it is on Amazon?

Nothing more appetizing than food from a tube.

God, now I'm craving some Primula on a cracker with a spring onion.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣@MrsFinkelstein at least it's still cheese based!! 🤣

However primula and shrimp!!! 🦐 no , no , no , no , no it's a sin!

@MrsFinkelstein

Feeling peckish!!!

Piers, and what he’d do to Harry.

“I would dismember them one limb at a time, and after I’d severed all their limbs I would probably incinerate them.’
After being called out on his ‘disgusting’ words by panellist James Barr, Morgan continued: ‘How can you be surprised? I’m the devil, that’s what devils do.’
‘I mean metaphorically, what I mean is I’d be utterly enraged,’ he added”

Piers and what he’d do to Harry

There's something sinister about William. Could never put my finger on it

🙄 spoken like a true Sussex fan

Oh he's such a sinister looking person isn't he

Just hours ago

Piers moving on.
Again

Piers Morgan has called time on his TalkTV show being aired on TV, with the former Good Morning Britain anchor revealing he is moving over to YouTube after 'growing frustrated'

• 8 Feb 2024

So, he’s moving on to you tube. Apparently he finds his night time show a bit of a ‘straight jacket.’ You tube.

I don’t want to link to sky but apparently the show has had ‘lacklustre’ response.

What do Jeremy Clarkson, Piers Morgan and Tom Bowers have in common?

🤔

Everything is a conspiracy with some of you.

@Aquarius1234

No, I don't see that at all but I suppose if you’re not keen on someone you can imagine anything.

He is deranged.

“Prince Harry makes gag-filled speech at NFL awards in Vegas but FAILS to mention cancer-stricken father Charles - after rushing back to the US from 45-minute meeting with the King in the UK “

UKBusy Prince Harry

I’ve seen footage of his speech but can’t link to it for some reason.

Gag as in vomit inducing or gag as in jokes?

Well, that's his chosen career option isn't it? The whole 'half in, half out' was so he could get paid for appearances. He's finally got a gig! I hope he was value for money for the organisers, as he probably needs this to become a stable income stream.

Feels like they’re trying to outdo each other in the facile Harry-bashing stakes.

Who’s going to come up with the most creative, headline-grabbing set of insults? Excrement-throwing! Obliterating! Dismembering!!! Anything-ing!!!!

Smacks of desperation: the fading celebs who are losing the attention of even their middle-aged and elderly audience, and hoping that a combination of the magic, click-driving words Harry/Meghan plus some salty insults will earn them at least a few days in the front pages…

Straight out the Soon to be Has-Been playbook, how many times have we seen this in the past year alone? Every Tom, Piers (d*ck) and Jeremy has tried it over and over again. I’d even say it’s now a reliable marker of the celeb whose star is fading.

’Coz, is it winning them new fans? I doubt it. All those who viscerally hate H&M will cheer (seems most of them find their way onto these boards to vent 24/7), but most GenY/Zers I interact with who’ve even heard of them just see them as a bunch of desperate aging losers hitting on two people who did nothing to them (oh yes, Meghan ghosted Piers, the poor soul, and he’s never recovered).

Interesting how so much quieter these men are about Prince Andrew… clearly PA doesn’t deserve to be thrown excrement at, dismembered or obliterated.

Geez, I wonder why??

Vegas baby! Maybe Harry tried his luck in the casino, who knows.
It ticks the boxes for him though - publicity, picture in papers and earning money.
Good luck to him if that's what he wants.

Vegas baby! Maybe Harry tried his luck in the casino, who knows.

Or played some pool😉

@StormzyinaTCup 😧dear lord, please no!

His old stomping ground 😂