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If you were Harry ...

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IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 08:31

(sorry, this is long..I wrote at 3am when I couldn't sleep - but then fell asleep!! So it worked to get me to sleep at least!! Now not wanting to waste the words I wrote so posting!!!)

If you were Harry .....I mean literally .... Like in the film 'Big'... If you suddenly found yourself waking up as Harry, but with your own personality, what would you do?

This is what I'd do...

Release a statement that says something along the lines of ...

"... Firstly I want to thank the USA and UK. USA for welcoming me, providing me a home for myself and family etc... Also, I owe an enormous debt to the UK. Thank you to every single person living in the UK today for funding my hugely privileged lifestyle, from my schooling at Eton, to my different homes and residence over the years, my holidays and my fame. Without you I would not have had the privileges I have. Thank you from the bottom of my heart...

Myself and Meghan decided to do something a few years ago which we couldn't have known was the right or wrong thing to do. We left the UK, my family, my friends, and the institution of the monarchy itself, in search of a new life. This doesn't mean I no longer love my country. I acknowledge and will forever be indebted to the great people of the UK. I continue to love my country and always will. I also still deeply love my family and respect whole heartedly the institution of the monarchy.

When we left the UK, Meghan and I made many mistakes and continue to do so. I am sorry we haven't always got things right. I'm sorry for those I have hurt. I wish to say sorry to my family and friends for anything I may have said that caused you harm. I also wish to say sorry to others I have hurt, not least friends and partners from my teenage years, the wonderful matron who cared for me at Eton, but about whom i wrote unfair things in my recent book. I'm sorry for my ill thought out words about the Taliban and my kill.count in my recent book, and I am sorry to have let many people down over the last 3 or 4 years, not least my own brother.

As you know, I have a strained relationship with the press. I also remain a deeply traumatised man, in whom many scars form the past still rage on. However, I am learning that my own actions over the last few months/years have been no better than those of the media I despise so much. I also understand that while I have significant parts of my mental health I need to work on, there are many others experiencing far worse.

My wife and I, and our children, have decided to take a step back from the media and public life for the foreseeable future. We have recently sold our Montecito home and have arranged to move to a smaller property, in another part of the USA where we feel we will be happier and out of the line light. Megan and I will not be making any public appearances for the next 5 years. We need to work on ourselves, our relationship, and spend some quality time with our children. You may see my name attached to some of the invictus games work.or other charitable work I will be continuing to be involved in, but I ask please that you don't detract from these causes by drawing attention to myself. I will not be appearing publically.or making any public statements or media appearances as part of this work. Megan intends to return to acting so may be recognisable in the media via her appearance in these series. However, again, we will not otherwise be appearing in the media and Megan will not be making any public appearances to promote her work or for any other reason.

We will, as we have said before, not be working in any royal capacity. This is not because we don't value the family and the institution, but we have decided, essentially, to remove ourselves from the public eye for the next 5 years, and therefore are not going to front or be part of any publicised royal event.

This is the last statement I will make publically for, as I stated, at least 5 years. Thank you for your patience, your support and all the love and support you have shown to me over the years and I apologise again, wholeheartedly, that I have let many down in recent years.

Yours ....

Harry

OP posts:
Slitherie · 08/04/2023 16:28

custardbear · 08/04/2023 16:23

She lied about the wedding and she lied about the titles for a start. Holds no credibility..... like in court ... caught lying and you're a liar

Name one member of the royal family that has never lied …

custardbear · 08/04/2023 17:17

Harry

custardbear · 08/04/2023 17:18

... sorry just seen 'never lied' (sentence didn't make sense)!

No idea but we're talking about the disgraceful lies and damaging behaviour of MM and PH

AutumnCrow · 08/04/2023 17:19

Slitherie · 08/04/2023 16:28

Name one member of the royal family that has never lied …

I'm going to take a punt on Katherine of Aragon. She was extremely devout and I believe that she is likely to have observed the ninth commandment.

Eventysaurus · 08/04/2023 17:26

IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 11:40

By 'these people', do you mean me??!

I have a perfectly good job :) a lovely DH and DCs! DH currently driving us all and the dog for a day out in the sun at a national trust place! Looking forward to my tea and cake :) sat nav says about 11mins to go! 🐕☕🍰

I'm relatively normal whatever that is :) Yes, had a pretty dysfunctional upbringing. Life is pretty good now. I enjoy life 🌞

Everyone's different, we all have different thoughts, different ways of seeing the world! different techniques for managing insomnia! Different views of the royals and not-so-much royal anymore royals! All good 👍

OP. With respect. You can say what you like but nobody is going to believe you have a great job, DH and lovely DCs...

I hope you do though 😊 better than being a saddo

midsomermurderess · 08/04/2023 17:41

Eventysaurus · 08/04/2023 17:26

OP. With respect. You can say what you like but nobody is going to believe you have a great job, DH and lovely DCs...

I hope you do though 😊 better than being a saddo

That's nasty, and unnecessary.

tatalan · 08/04/2023 17:52

This is deranged, you lot are obsessed weirdos.

purpledalmation · 08/04/2023 18:32

Sadly harry is so arrogant and entitled he doesn't believe he's done anything wrong. By expecting his family to apologise to his wife shows a shocking lack of self awareness. He wouldn't write that no matter how big or how small he is. He's another narcissist. They make the perfect couple.

purpledalmation · 08/04/2023 18:33

When I wake up at 3am I put on an audio book and asleep in minutes

purpledalmation · 08/04/2023 18:38

Mirabai · 08/04/2023 11:04

@custardbear It’s not me who has to worry about being a dick. You haven’t personally seen her do anything.

No. People who watched the shitflix series and suffered the Oprah 'interview' didn't see the lies coming out of her mouth or see her mocking Harry's grandmother or hear the outrageous accusations with our own ears.

Cokefans · 08/04/2023 20:08

@AutumnCrow Catherine of Aragon 😂😂 that made me laugh out loud - thank you 😃

Mostar · 08/04/2023 20:22

tatalan · 08/04/2023 17:52

This is deranged, you lot are obsessed weirdos.

Exacto.

x2boys · 08/04/2023 21:06

purpledalmation · 08/04/2023 18:38

No. People who watched the shitflix series and suffered the Oprah 'interview' didn't see the lies coming out of her mouth or see her mocking Harry's grandmother or hear the outrageous accusations with our own ears.

I watched the Oprah interview and the Netflix series and don't recognise what you are saying .

Morestrangerthings · 09/04/2023 00:07

I think never complain never explain is a good mantra.

‘Only complain and explain by leaking through royal ‘sources’ to media’ more like.

Morestrangerthings · 09/04/2023 00:15

IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 11:48

It's not concerning at all! It took maybe less than 10mins to write that and I fell asleep with phone in hand! Worked a treat to get me to nod off!

I am a pretty content person, don't take life too seriously, love my family and am not scared of what others think! Sure I have my faults, but don't we all!

And you are posting this when you are on a nice outing with your DH and DCS?

ThefourseasonsFrankie · 09/04/2023 00:23

Poor OP, you must live a rather sad life. I don’t know what to say other than to encourage you to seek help.

Morestrangerthings · 09/04/2023 00:30

Morestrangerthings · 09/04/2023 00:15

And you are posting this when you are on a nice outing with your DH and DCS?

Sorry OP, I wish I hadn’t posted this - it was unfair and personal.

custardbear · 09/04/2023 07:15

@x2boys seriously?! You didn't hear those words, then them being discredited in the following days 😂 ... it was a bloody hoot with the amount of lies!
One of my favourites was them showing a massive crowd of paps ... wow goodness poor M&H ... but no, it was many moons ago. And they were waiting for Katie Peoce 😂🤣 ... and to be fair to them, Katie probably invited them 🤪

x2boys · 09/04/2023 08:44

custardbear · 09/04/2023 07:15

@x2boys seriously?! You didn't hear those words, then them being discredited in the following days 😂 ... it was a bloody hoot with the amount of lies!
One of my favourites was them showing a massive crowd of paps ... wow goodness poor M&H ... but no, it was many moons ago. And they were waiting for Katie Peoce 😂🤣 ... and to be fair to them, Katie probably invited them 🤪

Oh it's you agsin🙄

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