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If you were Harry ...

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IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 08:31

(sorry, this is long..I wrote at 3am when I couldn't sleep - but then fell asleep!! So it worked to get me to sleep at least!! Now not wanting to waste the words I wrote so posting!!!)

If you were Harry .....I mean literally .... Like in the film 'Big'... If you suddenly found yourself waking up as Harry, but with your own personality, what would you do?

This is what I'd do...

Release a statement that says something along the lines of ...

"... Firstly I want to thank the USA and UK. USA for welcoming me, providing me a home for myself and family etc... Also, I owe an enormous debt to the UK. Thank you to every single person living in the UK today for funding my hugely privileged lifestyle, from my schooling at Eton, to my different homes and residence over the years, my holidays and my fame. Without you I would not have had the privileges I have. Thank you from the bottom of my heart...

Myself and Meghan decided to do something a few years ago which we couldn't have known was the right or wrong thing to do. We left the UK, my family, my friends, and the institution of the monarchy itself, in search of a new life. This doesn't mean I no longer love my country. I acknowledge and will forever be indebted to the great people of the UK. I continue to love my country and always will. I also still deeply love my family and respect whole heartedly the institution of the monarchy.

When we left the UK, Meghan and I made many mistakes and continue to do so. I am sorry we haven't always got things right. I'm sorry for those I have hurt. I wish to say sorry to my family and friends for anything I may have said that caused you harm. I also wish to say sorry to others I have hurt, not least friends and partners from my teenage years, the wonderful matron who cared for me at Eton, but about whom i wrote unfair things in my recent book. I'm sorry for my ill thought out words about the Taliban and my kill.count in my recent book, and I am sorry to have let many people down over the last 3 or 4 years, not least my own brother.

As you know, I have a strained relationship with the press. I also remain a deeply traumatised man, in whom many scars form the past still rage on. However, I am learning that my own actions over the last few months/years have been no better than those of the media I despise so much. I also understand that while I have significant parts of my mental health I need to work on, there are many others experiencing far worse.

My wife and I, and our children, have decided to take a step back from the media and public life for the foreseeable future. We have recently sold our Montecito home and have arranged to move to a smaller property, in another part of the USA where we feel we will be happier and out of the line light. Megan and I will not be making any public appearances for the next 5 years. We need to work on ourselves, our relationship, and spend some quality time with our children. You may see my name attached to some of the invictus games work.or other charitable work I will be continuing to be involved in, but I ask please that you don't detract from these causes by drawing attention to myself. I will not be appearing publically.or making any public statements or media appearances as part of this work. Megan intends to return to acting so may be recognisable in the media via her appearance in these series. However, again, we will not otherwise be appearing in the media and Megan will not be making any public appearances to promote her work or for any other reason.

We will, as we have said before, not be working in any royal capacity. This is not because we don't value the family and the institution, but we have decided, essentially, to remove ourselves from the public eye for the next 5 years, and therefore are not going to front or be part of any publicised royal event.

This is the last statement I will make publically for, as I stated, at least 5 years. Thank you for your patience, your support and all the love and support you have shown to me over the years and I apologise again, wholeheartedly, that I have let many down in recent years.

Yours ....

Harry

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custardbear · 08/04/2023 11:06

@Mirabai 🙄

AfterTheGoldBrush · 08/04/2023 11:22

Eventysaurus · 08/04/2023 09:57

I came on to say exactly this

"Harry urges the whole world to get a life"

😂 there was a discussion on another forum where psychologists are beginning to link extremely dysfunctional families with their own problems with the obsession with Harry and Meghan.

So every time we see another obsessive thread - perhaps we can "see" it says more about the OP and her family life (present or historic) than Harry or whoever else

This is very true.

These threads are starting to remind me of the batshittery around the Harry Styles baby thing if anyone was around then.

You do wonder if these people hold down jobs, and have families, and nobody has a clue what sort of delusional weirdness they're involved with on the internet.

IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 11:40

AfterTheGoldBrush · 08/04/2023 11:22

This is very true.

These threads are starting to remind me of the batshittery around the Harry Styles baby thing if anyone was around then.

You do wonder if these people hold down jobs, and have families, and nobody has a clue what sort of delusional weirdness they're involved with on the internet.

By 'these people', do you mean me??!

I have a perfectly good job :) a lovely DH and DCs! DH currently driving us all and the dog for a day out in the sun at a national trust place! Looking forward to my tea and cake :) sat nav says about 11mins to go! 🐕☕🍰

I'm relatively normal whatever that is :) Yes, had a pretty dysfunctional upbringing. Life is pretty good now. I enjoy life 🌞

Everyone's different, we all have different thoughts, different ways of seeing the world! different techniques for managing insomnia! Different views of the royals and not-so-much royal anymore royals! All good 👍

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AfterTheGoldBrush · 08/04/2023 11:42

Yes I do.
Do you not ask yourself if it's not slightly concerning that in the middle of the night you wake up and compose pretend speeches for someone you know nothing about other than what you read in the redtops and what other people like you post on here?

IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 11:48

AfterTheGoldBrush · 08/04/2023 11:42

Yes I do.
Do you not ask yourself if it's not slightly concerning that in the middle of the night you wake up and compose pretend speeches for someone you know nothing about other than what you read in the redtops and what other people like you post on here?

It's not concerning at all! It took maybe less than 10mins to write that and I fell asleep with phone in hand! Worked a treat to get me to nod off!

I am a pretty content person, don't take life too seriously, love my family and am not scared of what others think! Sure I have my faults, but don't we all!

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dottiedodah · 08/04/2023 12:08

I thought he had said something similar! Harry seems to want to have the best of both worlds. If I were him ,I would stay in US and shut up! We have all lost interest by now .

Slitherie · 08/04/2023 12:19

Mirabai · 08/04/2023 11:04

@custardbear It’s not me who has to worry about being a dick. You haven’t personally seen her do anything.

Totally agree. What has she actually done?? Fuck all.

PreparationPreparationPrep · 08/04/2023 12:31

We have all lost interest by now .

I'm not sure how you can be writing this on MN where there are several posts going up daily. It seems like there is more interest in them now than there ever was . Odd really as mist M&H threads I read someone will state that the couple are irrelevant.

CreationNat1on · 08/04/2023 12:33

Too much time on your hands, get a job.

Mostar · 08/04/2023 12:48

If I was Harry I'd give away my unearned wealth and go to Africa and do charity work, under a false name and actually do some good in the world. Leave the soap opera and the royal spongers behind.

custardbear · 08/04/2023 12:50

@Slitherie - oh another one! Hhmm she's done fuck all eh 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bloody hilarious

Slitherie · 08/04/2023 12:57

custardbear · 08/04/2023 12:50

@Slitherie - oh another one! Hhmm she's done fuck all eh 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bloody hilarious

go on then … what has she done?

NurseCranesRolodex · 08/04/2023 13:01

IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 08:44

👍😉 (sorry it was weird I wrote it out!! Never again will I be mixing wine and grape before bed - my 3am wakings are clearly too weird!!)

Stop apologising, OP. Nobody forced these commenter to read your post. I thought it was funny. FYI I think 'H' is a really messed up, dysfunctional addict who is lucky to have 24hr therapy for his 'trauma/addiction' issues. It's time for them to STFU and donate some of the money they gained by divulging private info on his family (nobody gives a flying fuck about hers) into charities that support children in poverty. They are both as thick as mince, with him suspecting it so feeling angry with his DB who is less dense. 'M' is oblivious to her own lightness of thought and a genuine narc who will sell info on her own children to get a leg up in LA.

NurseCranesRolodex · 08/04/2023 13:06

IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 09:34

Oooohhhh... Don't tempt me!! Don't tempt me!! Just who to go to next!!! ?? ... Blair is calling ... Or trump! .... I'd quite fancy waking up at the Whitehouse so maybe that's where i'll go tonight!

I wouldn't mind copy & pasting Oprahs contacts list then maybe have a good nose around WhatsApp.

custardbear · 08/04/2023 13:11

@Slitherie - hilarious, if you have to even ask you're clearly blinkered ... mad or one of her cronies 🤣
...or are you Oprah 😉

whumpthereitis · 08/04/2023 13:13

If I were Harry I wouldn’t say shit. Instead, I’d sleep soundly in the knowledge that complete strangers consider me important enough to be gnashing their teeth over. I may, occasionally, throw them a bone to inspire more outrage, then go for a swim off the California coast, very happy that I’m not in Skegness.

Zanatdy · 08/04/2023 13:19

Lol, well I enjoyed it and to be honest he’d do himself a favour if he followed your advice

lljkk · 08/04/2023 13:22

I like your "if I were Harry" statement, OP.

Why they want to keep reliving & talking about the difficult past... someone tell me this is actually a path to their future happiness. Coz I'm not seeing it.

MM: Other than the time she spent as pseudo-Royal being badly treated by press (fully agree it was ridiculous treatment) I don't know what her difficult past was. Truly. It looks to me like her dad was her rock as she grew up. He supported her constantly in every way he knew how and that a child would need. Her mom was lovely but flighty. MM had additional siblings who supported her dreams. Now she has 2 lovely kids & man of her dreams. Get on with your life, woman.

Slitherie · 08/04/2023 13:24

custardbear · 08/04/2023 13:11

@Slitherie - hilarious, if you have to even ask you're clearly blinkered ... mad or one of her cronies 🤣
...or are you Oprah 😉

Just as I thought, there is never an actual example is there? 😂

IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 15:13

Zanatdy · 08/04/2023 13:19

Lol, well I enjoyed it and to be honest he’d do himself a favour if he followed your advice

👍

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CuteCillian · 08/04/2023 15:21

Stop apologising, OP. Nobody forced these commenter to read your post
A lighthearted exercise in putting thought into words - well done.
I'm not sure why I read threads regarding Prince H, but I must have some curiosity for the Royals even though I would deny it in real life!

custardbear · 08/04/2023 15:22

@Slitherie - for a start she spouted a load of half truths that were proven on Oprah - however I'm not going on as you're the blinkered type of person, like anti-vaxxers who just don't see the truth 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and can't bear such circular arguments

Slitherie · 08/04/2023 15:47

custardbear · 08/04/2023 15:22

@Slitherie - for a start she spouted a load of half truths that were proven on Oprah - however I'm not going on as you're the blinkered type of person, like anti-vaxxers who just don't see the truth 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and can't bear such circular arguments

Oh give over, you really think the royal family tell the whole truth 100% of the time? Yeah she probably exaggerated a bit and maybe told a few stories out of context but there is no denying she’s been treated appallingly by the RF and especially the press.

I don’t care for any of them personally but I hate to see this witch hunt take place on one person when they’re all as bloody bad.

Also, I’m fully vaccinated thanks

custardbear · 08/04/2023 16:23

She lied about the wedding and she lied about the titles for a start. Holds no credibility..... like in court ... caught lying and you're a liar

queentim · 08/04/2023 16:25

I think you need to imagine what confessing this as a hobby to a therapist would look like...They'd surely diagnose you.

Seriously, please get help. So many people need mental health help. It's sad.