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If you were Harry ...

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IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 08:31

(sorry, this is long..I wrote at 3am when I couldn't sleep - but then fell asleep!! So it worked to get me to sleep at least!! Now not wanting to waste the words I wrote so posting!!!)

If you were Harry .....I mean literally .... Like in the film 'Big'... If you suddenly found yourself waking up as Harry, but with your own personality, what would you do?

This is what I'd do...

Release a statement that says something along the lines of ...

"... Firstly I want to thank the USA and UK. USA for welcoming me, providing me a home for myself and family etc... Also, I owe an enormous debt to the UK. Thank you to every single person living in the UK today for funding my hugely privileged lifestyle, from my schooling at Eton, to my different homes and residence over the years, my holidays and my fame. Without you I would not have had the privileges I have. Thank you from the bottom of my heart...

Myself and Meghan decided to do something a few years ago which we couldn't have known was the right or wrong thing to do. We left the UK, my family, my friends, and the institution of the monarchy itself, in search of a new life. This doesn't mean I no longer love my country. I acknowledge and will forever be indebted to the great people of the UK. I continue to love my country and always will. I also still deeply love my family and respect whole heartedly the institution of the monarchy.

When we left the UK, Meghan and I made many mistakes and continue to do so. I am sorry we haven't always got things right. I'm sorry for those I have hurt. I wish to say sorry to my family and friends for anything I may have said that caused you harm. I also wish to say sorry to others I have hurt, not least friends and partners from my teenage years, the wonderful matron who cared for me at Eton, but about whom i wrote unfair things in my recent book. I'm sorry for my ill thought out words about the Taliban and my kill.count in my recent book, and I am sorry to have let many people down over the last 3 or 4 years, not least my own brother.

As you know, I have a strained relationship with the press. I also remain a deeply traumatised man, in whom many scars form the past still rage on. However, I am learning that my own actions over the last few months/years have been no better than those of the media I despise so much. I also understand that while I have significant parts of my mental health I need to work on, there are many others experiencing far worse.

My wife and I, and our children, have decided to take a step back from the media and public life for the foreseeable future. We have recently sold our Montecito home and have arranged to move to a smaller property, in another part of the USA where we feel we will be happier and out of the line light. Megan and I will not be making any public appearances for the next 5 years. We need to work on ourselves, our relationship, and spend some quality time with our children. You may see my name attached to some of the invictus games work.or other charitable work I will be continuing to be involved in, but I ask please that you don't detract from these causes by drawing attention to myself. I will not be appearing publically.or making any public statements or media appearances as part of this work. Megan intends to return to acting so may be recognisable in the media via her appearance in these series. However, again, we will not otherwise be appearing in the media and Megan will not be making any public appearances to promote her work or for any other reason.

We will, as we have said before, not be working in any royal capacity. This is not because we don't value the family and the institution, but we have decided, essentially, to remove ourselves from the public eye for the next 5 years, and therefore are not going to front or be part of any publicised royal event.

This is the last statement I will make publically for, as I stated, at least 5 years. Thank you for your patience, your support and all the love and support you have shown to me over the years and I apologise again, wholeheartedly, that I have let many down in recent years.

Yours ....

Harry

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Huckleberries73 · 08/04/2023 08:56

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Coffeellama · 08/04/2023 08:57

So I’d you woke up as another person you’d immediately do a big long, drawn out statement putting words in his mouth and changing their life and career, probably ruining their marriage too. Oddly complex and controlling. I’d enjoy nosying around the big house and then run off back to my own family.

Iam4eels · 08/04/2023 08:57

If Harry posted anonymously on MN about all the things that have gone on with his fucked up family, 99% of the replies would be telling him to go NC with them and go do his own thing. The royal family are toxic as fuck so shouldn't be surprised that eventually someone would want to break away and expose that toxicity.

BlackFriday · 08/04/2023 08:57

I am no Harry fan at all but why on earth should he say all that?
He shouldn't have to go off-grid (effectively) for the next 5 years and he clearly thinks he has nothing to apologise for - he actually thinks Meghan is owed one, although it will a cold day in Hell before she gets one from the RF.

SoupDragon · 08/04/2023 08:58

Dear god...

IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 08:59

SoupDragon · 08/04/2023 08:58

Dear god...

Not sure even he can help me 🍷🤣🤷🤦

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00100001 · 08/04/2023 09:04

TL;dr

BellePeppa · 08/04/2023 09:11

IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 08:37

😉🤣well it worked as an insomnia aid :) (and didn't take as long as might appear!!!)

Who knows why at 3am I imagined myself waking up as Harry! Just like in the film Big!! It was a funny thought experiment, but thankfully on the cold light of morning I will now enjoy my cup of tea and move on!! :) And maybe read some of the hate that might come my way!!

Your imagination has been working overtime lol. The post was far too long to read but your referencing Big did make me remember that I wondered (only for a few minutes) what he’d do if they woke up one day to find he never existed as a prince and the only people aware of their royal connections were H&M. I thought it would make a good movie 😁

IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 09:13

BellePeppa · 08/04/2023 09:11

Your imagination has been working overtime lol. The post was far too long to read but your referencing Big did make me remember that I wondered (only for a few minutes) what he’d do if they woke up one day to find he never existed as a prince and the only people aware of their royal connections were H&M. I thought it would make a good movie 😁

🙂! Now there's a thought!.... 💭 🤔

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mostlysunnywithshowers · 08/04/2023 09:14

I think this is what people wish he would do. Clearly Harry has his own 3am ideas!

iLovee · 08/04/2023 09:15

I think you need to get out more..

Livelovebehappy · 08/04/2023 09:17

I’d just be happy if both he and his wife would stop the ‘how to live privately and away from the public eye’ world tour, and actually live their life privately without instigating the drama. Beyond bored of the pair of them….

CatchYouOnTheFlippetyFlop · 08/04/2023 09:17

Couldn't even be arsed reading all that. Seriously OP, get a life ffs.

LadyKenya · 08/04/2023 09:18

What a waste, if this is what you would do.

bellac11 · 08/04/2023 09:19

Why on earth are you so invested in this.

Do you often have fantasies or intrusive thoughts about whats in someone elses head?

TheObstinateHeadstrongGirl · 08/04/2023 09:20

I can’t say I care enough about his self-pity and self-destruction to really do anything more than probably skip around my Montecito mansion and chuck money around. Maybe read those text messages from my ‘brotha’ to see what he said seeing as he wouldn’t show Netflix 😂

ReneBumsWombats · 08/04/2023 09:22

If you suddenly found yourself waking up as Harry, but with your own personality, what would you do?

Be absolutely fucking terrified.

ReneBumsWombats · 08/04/2023 09:22

And I'd tell Meghan straight away. I think she'd need to know.

SO224350 · 08/04/2023 09:25

Slitherie · 08/04/2023 08:37

I only read half of your OP - weird that you put so much thought into that nonsense!

You don’t know the man, nor do you know the circumstances, you know nothing at all about what has gone down over the years between them all. I find it quite offensive actually, never apologise on someone else’s behalf, especially when you know nothing of the situation you’re talking about.

Exactly this, the Megan haters only know what they've read in the Daily Mail. When they asked to be left alone, they meant stop the abuse we've had enough. It didn't mean they were going into hibernation and never appearing in public again. They left for the US because they didn't feel safe living here.

IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 09:26

LadyKenya · 08/04/2023 09:18

What a waste, if this is what you would do.

Well true!! Maybe id have fun riding around in his car first! swimming in the pool, helping myself to his fridge and wine cabinet! Might explore the nightlife with megs!! And maybe even do a little good for a few charitable causes close to my heart too :) 👍

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NQOTDarling · 08/04/2023 09:26

IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 08:44

👍😉 (sorry it was weird I wrote it out!! Never again will I be mixing wine and grape before bed - my 3am wakings are clearly too weird!!)

Wine is grape! Did you mean grape and grain? :)

IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 09:26

mostlysunnywithshowers · 08/04/2023 09:14

I think this is what people wish he would do. Clearly Harry has his own 3am ideas!

I wonder what his next idea will be!

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NQOTDarling · 08/04/2023 09:27

TirisfalPumpkin · 08/04/2023 08:51

Come on, it was entertaining Harry fanfic.

eeerrrm. not really

IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 09:27

TheObstinateHeadstrongGirl · 08/04/2023 09:20

I can’t say I care enough about his self-pity and self-destruction to really do anything more than probably skip around my Montecito mansion and chuck money around. Maybe read those text messages from my ‘brotha’ to see what he said seeing as he wouldn’t show Netflix 😂

Yes to all that! Maybe id do that too!!

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Eranzer · 08/04/2023 09:27

😧 it's bizarre that people care so much!

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