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If you were Harry ...

144 replies

IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 08:31

(sorry, this is long..I wrote at 3am when I couldn't sleep - but then fell asleep!! So it worked to get me to sleep at least!! Now not wanting to waste the words I wrote so posting!!!)

If you were Harry .....I mean literally .... Like in the film 'Big'... If you suddenly found yourself waking up as Harry, but with your own personality, what would you do?

This is what I'd do...

Release a statement that says something along the lines of ...

"... Firstly I want to thank the USA and UK. USA for welcoming me, providing me a home for myself and family etc... Also, I owe an enormous debt to the UK. Thank you to every single person living in the UK today for funding my hugely privileged lifestyle, from my schooling at Eton, to my different homes and residence over the years, my holidays and my fame. Without you I would not have had the privileges I have. Thank you from the bottom of my heart...

Myself and Meghan decided to do something a few years ago which we couldn't have known was the right or wrong thing to do. We left the UK, my family, my friends, and the institution of the monarchy itself, in search of a new life. This doesn't mean I no longer love my country. I acknowledge and will forever be indebted to the great people of the UK. I continue to love my country and always will. I also still deeply love my family and respect whole heartedly the institution of the monarchy.

When we left the UK, Meghan and I made many mistakes and continue to do so. I am sorry we haven't always got things right. I'm sorry for those I have hurt. I wish to say sorry to my family and friends for anything I may have said that caused you harm. I also wish to say sorry to others I have hurt, not least friends and partners from my teenage years, the wonderful matron who cared for me at Eton, but about whom i wrote unfair things in my recent book. I'm sorry for my ill thought out words about the Taliban and my kill.count in my recent book, and I am sorry to have let many people down over the last 3 or 4 years, not least my own brother.

As you know, I have a strained relationship with the press. I also remain a deeply traumatised man, in whom many scars form the past still rage on. However, I am learning that my own actions over the last few months/years have been no better than those of the media I despise so much. I also understand that while I have significant parts of my mental health I need to work on, there are many others experiencing far worse.

My wife and I, and our children, have decided to take a step back from the media and public life for the foreseeable future. We have recently sold our Montecito home and have arranged to move to a smaller property, in another part of the USA where we feel we will be happier and out of the line light. Megan and I will not be making any public appearances for the next 5 years. We need to work on ourselves, our relationship, and spend some quality time with our children. You may see my name attached to some of the invictus games work.or other charitable work I will be continuing to be involved in, but I ask please that you don't detract from these causes by drawing attention to myself. I will not be appearing publically.or making any public statements or media appearances as part of this work. Megan intends to return to acting so may be recognisable in the media via her appearance in these series. However, again, we will not otherwise be appearing in the media and Megan will not be making any public appearances to promote her work or for any other reason.

We will, as we have said before, not be working in any royal capacity. This is not because we don't value the family and the institution, but we have decided, essentially, to remove ourselves from the public eye for the next 5 years, and therefore are not going to front or be part of any publicised royal event.

This is the last statement I will make publically for, as I stated, at least 5 years. Thank you for your patience, your support and all the love and support you have shown to me over the years and I apologise again, wholeheartedly, that I have let many down in recent years.

Yours ....

Harry

OP posts:
custardbear · 08/04/2023 09:53

Harry already has someone in his head like Big ... Meghan .. the puppet master

quietnightmare · 08/04/2023 09:53

I thought originally you were on about Harry Potter ...: I am disappointed

midsomermurderess · 08/04/2023 09:54

I’d hope, with his expensive education, that he wouldn’t write ‘Myself and Meghan’

IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 09:55

quietnightmare · 08/04/2023 09:53

I thought originally you were on about Harry Potter ...: I am disappointed

Sorry!

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midsomermurderess · 08/04/2023 09:55

Anycolouryoulike · 08/04/2023 08:33

I'd stick to sleeping in future.

😉

Eventysaurus · 08/04/2023 09:57

snitzelvoncrumb · 08/04/2023 08:34

Honestly I would tell everyone to get a life.

I came on to say exactly this

"Harry urges the whole world to get a life"

😂 there was a discussion on another forum where psychologists are beginning to link extremely dysfunctional families with their own problems with the obsession with Harry and Meghan.

So every time we see another obsessive thread - perhaps we can "see" it says more about the OP and her family life (present or historic) than Harry or whoever else

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 08/04/2023 09:57

I would just hope that he wouldn’t start a sentence with ‘Myself and Meghan…’

rattymol · 08/04/2023 09:57

Iam4eels · 08/04/2023 08:57

If Harry posted anonymously on MN about all the things that have gone on with his fucked up family, 99% of the replies would be telling him to go NC with them and go do his own thing. The royal family are toxic as fuck so shouldn't be surprised that eventually someone would want to break away and expose that toxicity.

I agree with this.

custardbear · 08/04/2023 09:58

AveragePerson5 · 08/04/2023 09:46

You could also do Harry apology pieces on:

Nazi uniform
Strip billiards
Inglorious stallion

Also spilling more bile and shit on his family and the poor people who had the displeasure to cross his path in his life than any journo has spilt on him

eloquent · 08/04/2023 09:58

Tldr

VineSt · 08/04/2023 10:00

Anycolouryoulike · 08/04/2023 08:33

I'd stick to sleeping in future.

😂, love this!

When I can’t sleep I say ‘Alexa, play tropical rain sounds’.

PapadamPreach · 08/04/2023 10:04

This is genuinely one of the saddest things I’ve ever read on here.

Imagine lying in bed at night and poorly writing pretend speeches for a person you’ve never met?

MoreChilli · 08/04/2023 10:06

custardbear · 08/04/2023 09:51

He's way too thick to do a degree or masters - massively privileged schooling and so much support surrounding him and he scraped through GCSEs and a couple of flakey A levels ....
MM was never a good actress, she's played her best role recently sidling into the royal family and blowing a hole in it, and in Harry's world too ... not in any way to benefit him either

Ah, but I am waking up with “my personality” not Harry’s. I’ve already done a degree and masters but would pick different subjects this time, I love being a student 😬 with a private income it would be even more enjoyable.

You might have a point about Meghan’s career. I was imaging she could go under the radar a bit in a Katie Holmes sort of way. She was very famous at one point but sort of slipped away and did theatre didn’t she? And just went in and put back doors <very vague recollection and might be wrong>

Eventysaurus · 08/04/2023 10:08

PapadamPreach · 08/04/2023 10:04

This is genuinely one of the saddest things I’ve ever read on here.

Imagine lying in bed at night and poorly writing pretend speeches for a person you’ve never met?

So true.

Norriscolesbag · 08/04/2023 10:11

This won’t happen, purely because they have too many people around them on the payroll using them and telling them how wonderful/ right they are. It’s like Elvis/ Whitney/ Micheal Jackson. It will end badly in some way unfortunately.

IShouldGoToSleep · 08/04/2023 10:12

PapadamPreach · 08/04/2023 10:04

This is genuinely one of the saddest things I’ve ever read on here.

Imagine lying in bed at night and poorly writing pretend speeches for a person you’ve never met?

Aww.. sorry it seems sad! No need to feel sorry for me! I'm up and dressed now! A new day has begun! and I'm looking forward to a nice day with DH and DCs :) 👍

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mumda · 08/04/2023 10:16

I was awake at three wondering about various things.

I normally write things down but hadn't got pen and paper and once I picked my phone up I was browsing social media.

Writing things down works for me for insomnia too. I need to bring my notepad and pen back in to the bedroom.

Exhibity · 08/04/2023 10:17

You should email it to him, he can read it out at the Coronation.

PreparationPreparationPrep · 08/04/2023 10:22

Exactly this, the Megan haters only know what they've read in the Daily Mail. When they asked to be left alone, they meant stop the abuse we've had enough. It didn't mean they were going into hibernation and never appearing in public again. They left for the US because they didn't feel safe living here.

I think they know this very well. It's just a cheap retort to use because the tabloids and certain "celebrities? like Piers" spout this with every comment about the two. They don't care whether it's true or not -

ChiefPearlClutcher · 08/04/2023 10:23

I think never complain never explain is a good mantra.

JustDanceAddict · 08/04/2023 10:23

😂 If only he would.

custardbear · 08/04/2023 10:48

PreparationPreparationPrep · 08/04/2023 10:22

Exactly this, the Megan haters only know what they've read in the Daily Mail. When they asked to be left alone, they meant stop the abuse we've had enough. It didn't mean they were going into hibernation and never appearing in public again. They left for the US because they didn't feel safe living here.

I think they know this very well. It's just a cheap retort to use because the tabloids and certain "celebrities? like Piers" spout this with every comment about the two. They don't care whether it's true or not -

I'm what you call a
Meghan hater. I don't read the DM. I cannot stand her because of what I've seen her do, herself!

Mirabai · 08/04/2023 10:50

custardbear · 08/04/2023 10:48

I'm what you call a
Meghan hater. I don't read the DM. I cannot stand her because of what I've seen her do, herself!

Oh right you know her. What have you personally seen?

custardbear · 08/04/2023 11:00

@Mirabai - don't be a dick.

Mirabai · 08/04/2023 11:04

@custardbear It’s not me who has to worry about being a dick. You haven’t personally seen her do anything.