Looks like Harold's having the last laugh...

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His publisher has confirmed he's sold 400,000 copies across all formats in ONE DAY. That's probably a record breaking amount for a memoir.

www.thebookseller.com/news/prince-harrys-memoir-sells-400k-copies-across-all-editions-in-its-first-day-on-sale-says-transworld

That's all they do - exactly you have it in one! The sycophant morons are content to pay for these parasites to do sweet FA! Apart from going on holiday, having their numerous homes decked out, buying expensive clothes,turning up at places and shaking hands. I mean what else do they actually do? The red box is total malarkey and you know it

The red box is total malarkey and you know it

Yeah, if you say so (backs away).

Can I come with you? These unhinged republicans scare me.

Oi - I’m a republican and my hinge is nice and tight, thank you

Oh god, that doesn’t look right written down

Put some Elizabeth Arden cream on it 😉

😂😂😂

The new cure-all for all things genitalia

Poor old Lizzie Arden will be spinning in her grave

Oi - I’m a republican and my hinge is nice and tight, thank you

That looks like a typo

We’re definitely getting our money’s worth from the RF this month in amusement value.

At last I got some return from the tax I paid when I lived in England

All TK Maxx hâd to do was shut up and sit back, enjoy being mentioned by a prince. Now they brought this to themselves, and people will question them.

Perhaps they worked out that an endorsement by Hazza won't help trade.

Elizabeth Arden's new formula cream -for todgers and hinges.

Does anyone think that the second half of the book seems completely different in tone to the first half? The first half is well written and very readable. Then it descends into a sort of teenage diary which is quite honestly embarrassing. I am wondering if the ghost writer was sacked and H finished it himself.

I can’t even read “H finished it [off] himself” without picturing one man’s todger, 8 hour cream and mummy. 😭😂

@DogBowlsAreMyWeapon 😂😂
Dear Dr Dogbowl, I keep dreaming about todgers, dog bowls, Mummy, Elizabeth Arden 8 hour cream, Nandos and nitrous oxide. Is any of this Freudian at all?
Yours, H.

🤣🤣

The truth can scary. Stop kidding yourself and look outside the (red) box. Do a bit of research into our monarchy from reputable resources and writers. You will learn something.

Everyone has their truth when it comes to the monarchy. It’s up to you how you take it.

Has somebody already posted that Spare is the fastest-selling non-fiction book of all time? I was discussing this upthread. I have been interested in how many people I know are reading it - not people who would normally buy a celeb biography.
twitter.com/GWR/status/1613907427350511616

Obviously the hammer Harry campaign got off to a flying start but over time some of the messages from the book will presumably filter through.

I don't think that the monarchists understand your joke 🤣! They're a dim bunch and I feel a bit sorry for them .

Not only did we all get it, we laughed at it.

over time some of the messages from the book will presumably filter through
Via the seals

They’re not the dim one(s) here - if you didn’t grasp the fact they well and truly got my joke then I feel sorry for you in turn.