Looks like Harold's having the last laugh...

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His publisher has confirmed he's sold 400,000 copies across all formats in ONE DAY. That's probably a record breaking amount for a memoir.

www.thebookseller.com/news/prince-harrys-memoir-sells-400k-copies-across-all-editions-in-its-first-day-on-sale-says-transworld

@SirChenjins now that would be a very clever marketing collaboration!

Don’t forget the lipgloss!

Perhaps some homeopathic oils too.

And maybe some compression tights too 😜

They could call it the ‘Sister in Law Special’.

In her tiny, tiny defence - I’m going to assume she meant LAX-LHR rather than Tijuana (4 hour drive??) - and although I don’t care enough to check, I’m pretty sure air Nz do that route.

No idea about 1st class - I tend to turn right… 😂

A £5 voucher to use in the T K Maxx sale?

… although I don’t believe for a second she wanted Thomas with her - bad optics innit. Marrying a prince and daddy being a “fat, uncouth slob”.

@TangledWebOfDeception yes "SPARE a seat for your sister in law with our sil special" ✈️

TK Max must shut their mouths. OK ?

Oooh, yer well 'ard, aintcha?

I've may have discovered a 'scandal' the King and the Doolittles are doing nothing for the next month. Surely some mistake ed... but Anne and the Wessexes are working their asses off.

www.royal.uk/future-engagements

They're probably off to sort 'arold out

I've may have discovered a 'scandal' the King and the Doolittles are doing nothing for the next month. Surely some mistake ed... but Anne and the Wessexes are working their asses off.

Clearly your idea of a 'scandal is different to mine. Isn't that brilliant, members of the RF working their arses off. Your Republican principles must be reeling from that blow.

Two layers of management obviously doing stuff behind the scenes then.

Ooooh, the Princess Royal’s coming here on 10 Feb. Must iron my flag!

Definitely an album of Seal Songs!

(For the airline amenities bag, that is)

Two layers of management obviously doing stuff behind the scenes then.

I have absolutely no idea what that means or whether it's insult to me or the RF.

The King is boss obviously and the the Wales deputy - i.e 2 layers of management. This nonsense has driven me mad to examine royal engagement data on the royal family website in some vague stab at accountability. I probably need to get off the internet and take a breather. I've gone mad... and have started a thread......

Years spent doing annual and quarterly reports....and performance metrics.

Charles and Willy will be living it large skiing, and talking later in year on saving the planet. 🙄

But we know that the senior members of the RF do more than engagements. KC has to look through his red box every day (like the Queen did) and only takes Christmas and Easter days off I believe. And presumably W is starting to do admin like that plus getting to grips with the Duchy of Cornwall stuff. Does anyone really think RF members spend their lives sitting around twiddling their thumbs waiting for a car to turn up to take them to a biscuit factory in Skegness or wherever?

William has a huge new job to familiarise himself with, which will keep him busy. Obviously they’re not going to publish everything he does every single day, he’s just going to the office, as it were.

The King does lots of things outside of his public engagements. Do you not understand what a head of state does?

They may not. It seems snow is very scarce this year.

It’s OK, H&M will pick up the air miles on the quest to save the planet

I don't think they put much of what the senior royals do on that diary thing, probably for security reasons.