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The royal family

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to the mood in the Palace tonight? 😩

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Nurserymumm · 05/01/2023 22:19

😩🤣

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vera99 · 06/01/2023 05:01

Well if they do cut him off completely then Spare 2 Everything I Left Out is the sequel.

Nurserymumm · 06/01/2023 05:06

If they do cut him off surely he & Megs won't be invited to the coronation?

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oakleaffy · 06/01/2023 05:11

I can imagine the air will turn blue.

however, Harold and his money addicted wife just can't stop themselves.

It's like a runaway train{Wreck}

Harold, ''When in a hole, stop digging''.

oakleaffy · 06/01/2023 05:18

MareAndSpare · 06/01/2023 02:25

This.

I have felt that Harry will eventually come home a broken man to the Cotwolds.
He needs proper tea, mud, horses and a decent woman who isn't addicted to fame and money at any cost.

It does make me wonder if Harold was on the old ''Marching powder'' when dictating this book..Such an unwise runaway tongue, especially about killing the insurgents.

Silly billy.

HelpMeGetThrough · 06/01/2023 05:18

Camilla - “let’s do shots everybody and forget about this nonsense”

She's nipped out in the garden to have a crafty smoke.

FangedFrisbee · 06/01/2023 05:20

Who'd have thought Elizabeth Arden cream doesn't cure a frost bitten penis..

Nurserymumm · 06/01/2023 05:22

@oakleaffy you're right, he needs to find peace with his background. He should have been matched with a young blonde horsey aristo. Loved him & Chelsea together, they looked like they had so much fun & were in love. Same for Cressida Bónas & Florence St George. All these girls understood the royalty, what it actually entailed & ran a mile when things got serious... But had it worked out I think things would be very different & he would be happily in the rf fold.

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Anotherbloomingchristmas · 06/01/2023 05:29

Tbh I don't think it's particularly revelatory.

Brothers have a fight - not uncommon.
Dc don't want a stepmother. - normal.
In laws don't get on. - everyday occurrence.
Soldier goes to Afghanistan and kills members of Taliban.- to be expected.
Man loses virginity with older woman. - so what.
Just proves the RF dynamics are as complicated as most others.

It's hardly Robert the Bruce stuck in a cave
Or The man in the Iron Mask
Or The Princes in the Tower
Or 2 of the wives of Henry V111 being executed.

Pretty dull really.

oakleaffy · 06/01/2023 05:30

Nurserymumm · 06/01/2023 05:22

@oakleaffy you're right, he needs to find peace with his background. He should have been matched with a young blonde horsey aristo. Loved him & Chelsea together, they looked like they had so much fun & were in love. Same for Cressida Bónas & Florence St George. All these girls understood the royalty, what it actually entailed & ran a mile when things got serious... But had it worked out I think things would be very different & he would be happily in the rf fold.

Completely agree.
Sadly, none of the British women would marry him, as they knew what it would entail.

It is likely he will return when things implode around him, but what about the children?
It's all such a mess.

Reminds me of the last verse of the Rime of the Ancient mariner.

*''He went like one that hath been stunned,

And is of sense forlorn:

A sadder and a wiser man,

He rose the morrow morn*''

Will Harry ever wise up?

vera99 · 06/01/2023 05:30

Nurserymumm · 06/01/2023 05:22

@oakleaffy you're right, he needs to find peace with his background. He should have been matched with a young blonde horsey aristo. Loved him & Chelsea together, they looked like they had so much fun & were in love. Same for Cressida Bónas & Florence St George. All these girls understood the royalty, what it actually entailed & ran a mile when things got serious... But had it worked out I think things would be very different & he would be happily in the rf fold.

Like the Queens favourite horses that Charles has reputedly sold they have well and truly bolted. The story about the Coronation now is does he come or not come and overachibg that the cost which is falling totally on the taxpayers and with all attendant costs including security thought to be not short of 100 million quid.

TerfOnATrain · 06/01/2023 05:35

“But I want my father and brother back, the ball’s in their court”

oakleaffy · 06/01/2023 05:36

vera99 · 06/01/2023 05:30

Like the Queens favourite horses that Charles has reputedly sold they have well and truly bolted. The story about the Coronation now is does he come or not come and overachibg that the cost which is falling totally on the taxpayers and with all attendant costs including security thought to be not short of 100 million quid.

Looks like the horses sold were the Queen's racers, as opposed to her much loved hacks.

Probably has saved a few quid not having them in training.

oakleaffy · 06/01/2023 05:38

TerfOnATrain · 06/01/2023 05:35

“But I want my father and brother back, the ball’s in their court”

Harold's balls are in Megan's handbag ..

vera99 · 06/01/2023 05:41

oakleaffy · 06/01/2023 05:38

Harold's balls are in Megan's handbag ..

That made me laugh. I'm not insomniac just in another timezone !

Nurserymumm · 06/01/2023 05:53

www.independent.co.uk/life-style/royal-family/prince-harry-spare-chelsy-davy-b2256986.html?amp

Chelsea didn't escape the book either. Megan obviously didn't proof read. It's obvious he was very much in love with Chelsea, maybe he still is☺️

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lollipoprainbow · 06/01/2023 06:09

Anon778833 · 06/01/2023 03:16

I don't think it makes Harry look bad. What this whole thing does is to shine a light on exactly why it's a joke that we still have a monarchy at all.

Why are we bowing and scraping to these nobodies from dysfunctional backgrounds?

👏👏👏

MarshaMelrose · 06/01/2023 06:21

Sladurche · 06/01/2023 03:37

I got the impression he doesn't call himself Harold; that's a daft nickname others in the family call him. The point was that the mumsnetters are using it demeaningly to get their point across. "Be kind" except when it comes to the Sussexes, it seems. Everyone piling in to a couple who both seem mentally vulnerable. If they commit suicide no doubt the harpies will be laughing on here.

That's what happens when you share private details of your life. People latch onto them. The two of them will never escape being Harold and Willy now.
I've seen people call Charles, Chuck and Elizabeth, Liz. They're not Sussesxes. How much have you stuck up for their welfare? What about Willy? Why aren't you asking people to stop calling William, Willy, which is more demeaning than Harold?
And Harry calls William, Willy all through the book so maybe these are acceptable nicknames to each other.

OnGoldenPond · 06/01/2023 07:25

I'm assuming everyone is calling him Harold as a sarcastic nickname? I mean, you do know his name is actually Henry don't you?

MistletoeandBaileys · 06/01/2023 07:26

@Nurserymumm oh it very much sounds like Chelsea was the one who got away doesn’t it?

GinoVino · 06/01/2023 07:35

Hopefully having crying with laughter about Harold and Willy like I was!

Nurserymumm · 06/01/2023 07:36

@MistletoeandBaileys i wonder had they married would they have relocated to Africa & worked there... She was the one.

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lollipoprainbow · 06/01/2023 07:40

Always loved him and Chelsea together, what a shame she didn't want the royal life. They could have left though and started a new life in Africa, I think he would have truly been happy then.

BellePeppa · 06/01/2023 07:46

FlowerArranger · 06/01/2023 01:20

I am concerned that all this might just drive Harry over the edge.

Where does he go from here? I can't see his marriage surviving, given that it must be Meg who is driving all these shitty revelations, and he has clearly burned his bridges with his blood family.

Seriously, where does he go from here? Is anyone looking out for him and getting him the help he desperately needs?

Unfortunately his wife is not looking out for him and the big question is why? (Fame and money). Doesn’t matter if you’re a fan or not no one can deny she doesn’t care about his mental well-being. I don’t believe she truly loves him personally but just loves the status. No loving partner would encourage him to keep selling his soul like this.

Ladybug14 · 06/01/2023 07:48

When you look at Harry pre Meghan (despite how unhappy he now says he was) he looked SO happy. Always.

It's desperately sad that he chose her and now appears to be so much in thrall that his life is imploding

BellePeppa · 06/01/2023 07:54

Nurserymumm · 06/01/2023 05:53

www.independent.co.uk/life-style/royal-family/prince-harry-spare-chelsy-davy-b2256986.html?amp

Chelsea didn't escape the book either. Megan obviously didn't proof read. It's obvious he was very much in love with Chelsea, maybe he still is☺️

He says if he had the choice he’d like to live the more carefree life Chelsea had. Well he had his chance to do that when he left the RF so why did he do the exact opposite? He still could do it and if he had any sense he would retreat to a genuinely more private life. If his wife didn’t want to then let her get on with it and he be more private. He felt he was in a goldfish bowl with the RF but he must now feel he’s in a hamster wheel with his new life.

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