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Harry and Meghan and the intricacies of the Monarchy

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PelicanPie · 01/03/2020 16:34

Here's a follow on to the last thread, which was really enjoyable.

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DandyPenguin · 12/03/2020 19:28

If you close your eyes you may even be able to hear 7penguins singing.

I followed your advice and did indeed hear 7 singing. Omid Scobie even came along to report on the event. He wrote:

7Penguins actually knew all the words of the song she was there to sing. This is in stark contrast to most singers who just turn up for the photos. Afterwards, 7 smiled and spoke with Dandy. 7 told me: "I love to interact with normal people!"

APenquinIsCuttingthegrass · 12/03/2020 19:31

Oh Royal I rarely do... but your post made me proper splutter with laughter

yoloPenguinsEatfish · 12/03/2020 19:32

dandy stop it!

Omid Scobie says: (but he cant do italics, those are for the little people)

7penguins also told ME - because we are confidantes - that no one actually understands just how much she cares. Her whole life's work has been about caring, and if she can only convey that to the whole world then she will be a happy woman. She deserves that.

7Penguins · 12/03/2020 19:35

Just call me HRP Duchess of Antarctica 👸🏻

DandyPenguin · 12/03/2020 19:37

Royal Grin Grin

Can a penguin be p-p-p-picked up by the Rolls? Don't worry, they're a dandy dresser, not just any common or garden penguin. Asking for a friend.

StartupRepair · 12/03/2020 19:38

Meghan sacrificed her lifestyle website? Can't think of anything else.
The prank reveals Harry's utter lack of expertise on most things. Don't think JP Morgan will be putting him on their board anytime soon.

APenquinIsCuttingthegrass · 12/03/2020 19:43

7 Penguins are singing their hearts out to get off a landlocked mass, but avoid being deported to the North Pole. They also fear Chunga-Changa island especially with climate crisis looming there

7Penguins · 12/03/2020 19:45

Don't think JP Morgan will be putting him on their board anytime soon.

Grin
DandyPenguin · 12/03/2020 19:52

7 green penguins, singing on a landlock
7 green penguins singing on a landlock
And if one green penguin, was picked up by a Rolls driven by ‘The Guy’
There’d be 6 green penguins, singing on a landlock ....

.... that will soon be plagued with Coronavirus and all the little green penguins will turn even greener and die, as real-life is a dystopian drama not a fairytale and the sun doesn’t always shine in Chunga-Changa

APenquinIsCuttingthegrass · 12/03/2020 19:54

I am now imagining H to M... we have to go to Chunga-Changa there is a climate crisis and we can travel au natural with the peoples and really hear and promote their concerns about how climate change is affecting them. Contact PR now and book flights.

PR Co.....Hmmmmmmm Hmm Confused

APenquinIsCuttingthegrass · 12/03/2020 19:56

Dandy Star

SussexRoyalPenguin · 12/03/2020 20:05
Grin

God, you have to feel sorry for them.

You take care now, Dandy

SussexRoyalPenguin · 12/03/2020 20:05

FlowersBrewCake

APenquinIsCuttingthegrass · 12/03/2020 20:10

I have an old now unused WiFit board with the iceberg game where you have to stay on the iceberg... should I offer it to the landlocked penguins to keep their mental agility and fitness up?

If only I had H’s personal mobile and /or email

DandyPenguin · 12/03/2020 20:15

Thanks Royal Wine

I’ve just realised @APenquinIsCuttingTheGrass that you’re actually a PenQuin and not a Penguin like the rest of us (discounting the sole puffin, who’s an honorary penguin).

Does that mean you’re a superior being? Do we have to curtesy?

APenquinIsCuttingthegrass · 12/03/2020 20:21

@DandyPenguin gosh no. I like to mx with ordinary people, put my tent up and sleep wherever (got £20million security covering my arse in case of cross peoples thinking I’m just in it for the photos and saving me from wild animals)

Just call me APenguin. It’s fine.

7Penguins · 12/03/2020 20:23

APenguin is just like us, ordinary people! Shock

DandyPenguin · 12/03/2020 20:29

Nice of you to drop the Q APenq/guin. I assume you’ll still be retaining it for 12 months if not actively using it?

Everycloud12 · 12/03/2020 20:46

She was horribly out of her depth with a British audience. Spouting off about pitching tents and posting inspirational quotes on social media might get you far with an American audience but someone should have told her that it won't wash with most Brits.

SussexRoyalPenguin · 12/03/2020 21:02

People think that chocolate is the answer. It isn’t. It is fish 🐟

APenquinIsCuttingthegrass · 12/03/2020 21:08

Never forget that male penguins do the majority of nurturing of young eggs .... there’s a reason penguins were the animal of choice for the hoax calls

APenquinIsCuttingthegrass · 12/03/2020 21:10

@Dandy. I retain ALL rights to EVERYTHING ... I’m just confused right

Winterlife · 12/03/2020 21:17

Spouting off about pitching tents and posting inspirational quotes on social media might get you far with an American audience but someone should have told her that it won't wash with most Brits

It doesn't wash with most Americans, either.

I think there will be some curiousity about HaM initially, but they can't sustain the salaries they want long term. Past presidents all command millions of dollars on speech tours because of their experiences on the world stage. The role of royalty is different, as are their experiences. I just don't see this being a multiyear type option for them.

People are also tired of being lectured to on the environment by hypocrites. It doesn't matter if they are politicians, scientists who travel the globe and have multiple homes, entertainers, or royalty. If you want to be taken seriously, you need to walk the talk.

On an unrelated note, I wanted to hear the chunga changa song, so I had it on youtube. Hubby remembers it, so now I've had to listen to him singing it all afternoon.

yoloPenguinsEatfish · 12/03/2020 21:27

Camping is shit BTW, IMHO at least. If I had £34m in the bank I'd be staying in a nice hotel with room service, not having to bury my own shit in the desert...

Penguins are notoriously incontinent, unlike us honorary penguins.

TheTiaraManager · 12/03/2020 21:36

The article is ridiculous! I think the writer is desperate to be on their good side as it reads that way