How have you upset your cat today?

[DuckDuckG00se]

I coughed. Quietly.

Ha ha - my cat absolutely hates Crocs!

Did you think the Teams call was about you?

@SevenYellowHammers 😂

Yesterday I changed the bed clothes and put on a duvet cover that she does not like. When I went to bed she was sat on the floor on my side of the bed glaring at me, and when I woke up she was still there. Still looking furious.

I gave her a funny look. In her opinion anyway. Oh, and I told her to be quiet at 5 am.

I have to do that for my ladyship

I had the audacity to sit beside her on the sofa…

That look of utter disgust!

I know. And I got up at 5am to feed her as apparently she was close to starvation and could only be saved by some tuna and a Lick-e-Lix.

Know thy place

My old cat Charlie would sulk by turning his back.

On one occasion my friend picked him up so he was facing me, Charlie turned his face away, my friend moved his head and he actually moved his eyes so as not to look at me. Of course by this time me and my friend were in stiches which didn't go down well.

Another time there were a group of us and somehow we had offended him, so he found the only spot in the room where he could have his back to us all. It took him a good 5 mins.

@sashh They are masters of showing sustain aren’t they. She also widens her eyes at me as if she can’t quite believe I’m so crass and common.