Lap dances, strippers and punch-ups - the Excellent Cats arrange a stag party

[TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne]

Well, the boys among them are making plans.

The lady cats are having a spa fortnight in Italy.

Bills for flights, accommodation, food, booze, medical insurance and legal fees (not to mention a fund for bribing officials at Ljubljana Prison) are allegedly being sent to an unmonitored email address.

Happy birthday Karl and Lenny, Herbie hopes you both have a lovely day!

I hope your husband won't be in hospital for long @MrsSkylerWhite and that it isn't serious.

Regarding the cats - obviously, you can't disturb them, so you'll have to wait for them to move first.

Happy Birthday to the seven year old ex-kittens.

@HumanToCatBeasties yes it is very peaceful! Finlay loves just chilling next to us and doesn’t interfere - the only time he showed an interest was when we were threading the sails for endurance as he likes playing with wool or string

I think Gizmo is finding life without the chance of encountering big dogs and a snake around every corner less challenging. He still isn't keen on Picard, though.

Anyway, Grumpy was always trying to stop him from entering his house so you can't go on that

#GizmoWasFramedByGrumpy

Big dogs and snakes? Did Gizmo move from West London or from Australia?

The house he used to live in included a snake and two dogs.

It was next door to Grumpy's house.

Wow. I’m not surprised he wanted to move next door.

Eeek!!! Frankie has curled up on me for the first time ever! He's been sitting on me briefly most evenings but tonight he curled up. Only for a couple of minutes, but still. My little boy is slowly (v slowly, he's lived here for 4.5yrs!) beginning to love me.

Oh Frankie! That's lovely. He looks very happy

Fabulous milestone.

That 'ferocious beast' was Karl, stretching and yawning after a hard night sleeping.

GT came round earlier - I thought I'd go outside to say hello. This was the result (my hand - in case it isn't obvious).

Oh dear Grumpy, that is not good! What a little bugger.

He's definitely channelling his inner Gizmo.

Is GT for Ginger Thug or Gizmo Two?

You'd better not let on - but I think Olli is actually grumpier than Gizmo...

Ginger Thug - but your suggestion works just as well 🤣

Ouch ! Hope you have had your tetanus shot! (probably got them during Gizmo's reign, I suspect!)

Huh. I showed those scratches to Tobias and he was VERY unimpressed - when HE scratches someone, the cuts are dead straight, slicing through the skin at an angle so leaving a flap of skin, and very deep. He also suggested that the edges didn't have the correct precision of a surgical scalpel.

He summed up by turning away with a sniff and muttering "amateur".

I have to agree - I've had far worse 🤣.

Herbie is now a little concerned about the stag do and is wondering if GT definitely has to come!

Herbie looking slightly worried at the thought of GT

I think that’s why Vixen’s going on the stag do, to make sure all the boys who don’t end up in Ljubljana prison get back intact.

Or as intact as they were on departure.

Rare cuddles between Lex and Frankie. Frank looks teeny next to Lexter.