Lap dances, strippers and punch-ups - the Excellent Cats arrange a stag party

[TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne]

Well, the boys among them are making plans.

The lady cats are having a spa fortnight in Italy.

Bills for flights, accommodation, food, booze, medical insurance and legal fees (not to mention a fund for bribing officials at Ljubljana Prison) are allegedly being sent to an unmonitored email address.

She still loves her cat tree then @empressauruskitty , that's good to see!

And it’s stayed up! I think she’s realised the eyrie at the top is the perfect place to supervise me from when I’m working.

Maybe Herbie wants a good view of the TV, @Pianoaholic - what are his favourite programmes?

@EmpressaurusKitty Kettle is such a good boy. I think Walter will be giving it a miss too. He doesn't think he can keep up with the young 'uns.

Herbie is so cute, snuggled up like that. Mine nick my spot on the sofa too.

I can't think of a stag related joke but here's a picture of Elton in a sink

He's waiting for it to be filled with milk and hot cat babes.

He doesn't pay alot of attention to it! There was a lovely advert for cats protection that he noticed, but I haven't seen that lately.

My kids really loved an animation about 2 cats, it was called miou and miaow. This was probably about 13 years ago, don't know if it is still on. It was amazing!

I think he must be in league with Gizmo

I have a theory that all cats with nefarious agendas are somehow in league with Gizmo.

They've probably got a group WhatsApp going on, behind our collective backs.

I think that Gizmo was actually a sweet loving innocent boy until everyone starting maligning his character (a plot started by Basil as he thought Gizmo wasn't good enough for his sister). The poor mite moved to Scotland but the rumours followed him so now he just thinks he may as well live up to his reputation. #TeamGizmo #GizmotheInnocent

Slight issue here. Husband in hospital. I am very tired.

Cocoa, Cleo, Misty in bed. Mr. Biscuit, very pissed off at the lack of attention. He is, rarely, lying on my lap but refusing to look me in the eye.
So, do I piss him off at this very moment of contact or ignore, get up and go to bed?

It’s a tricky one.

He refuses to look me in the eye!

Sorry to hear your husband is in hospital. I hope it's nothing serious. I think you should settle down where you are and either sleep there, or accept that you won't be sleeping until your master chooses to move.

Problem with that is though I can manage to feed him a bit of chicken alone, the faintest sniff of Tuna and Girlcat is in there like a shot. When he arrived here, Girlcat trained him well and he will defer to her as the mistress of the house. So I would end up with a bitey scratching mad thing I can't get in his crate, and a completely stoned Girlcat as she's had all the Gabapentin!

Finlay is enjoying his Saturday with DP love in followed by Lego on slipper - it’s a winning formula

You've never actually met Gizmo, have you?
He's an expert at gaslighting - it's worked on almost all his followers on MN. #Gizmoreallydiditdespitedenyingeverything.

@Pianoaholic my now 9yo loved that programme when he was tiny! I've got the theme tune in my head now.

It's so hard when you're juggling two of them. Boris was most put out that Matilda was having special (antibiotic laced) food shut in my bedroom, even though I'd given him some of the same food and he turned his nose up at it.

Doing lego with Finlay looks like a lovely relaxing experience. With my two it involves me constantly going "what are you doing!", "No don't knock that off!" or "Watch what you're doing with your tail!" Don't get me started on my cats and jigsaws.

I think I enjoyed it more than my kids did!

Re: lego, DS turns 16 on Thursday, and I have bought him some lego sets (Paris and London scenes). He also has quite a few of the classic car ones. All the rest is in the loft.

He was absolutely obsessed with it growing up and used to make some fantastic creations. Kept him.happy for hours!

Happy birthday to the 'kittens' - I can't believe they are seven today 😲.
Pictures from this morning and when we got them.

Happy Birthday Karl and Lenny! I love that kitten photo where they look like a two headed ball of fluff.

Bestest 7th Birthday Wishes to Karl and Lenny from the Pollock household!

Happy 7th birthday kittens 🐱

Happy 7th birthday kittens! Toad says he hopes they are getting special birthday food and treats.

Who is that ferocious beast? And more importantly why didn't he look like that when TC was around? I bet any cat would have scarpered seeing that manical face with long sharp teeth🙀

Happy 7th birthday kitties 🎂

Happy birthday Karl & Lenny! Kitty hopes you had lots of presents to unwrap & wrapping paper to play with.