Lap dances, strippers and punch-ups - the Excellent Cats arrange a stag party

[TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne]

Well, the boys among them are making plans.

The lady cats are having a spa fortnight in Italy.

Bills for flights, accommodation, food, booze, medical insurance and legal fees (not to mention a fund for bribing officials at Ljubljana Prison) are allegedly being sent to an unmonitored email address.

Yes, @RumNotRun , we are sometimes organised enough to do similar and if I've any leftover onion/garlic stuff, I always get rid of that, and anything which could be harmful.
Anything is fair game as far as Herbie is concerned-he just looks on it as an overnight buffet!

Hope Kettle isn't too unsettled by his experience @Esgaroth .

Here is a sleepy Herbie!

Kitty wants to know if Kettle would like her to come & beat the Pale One up for him.

He says yes please, but watch out because he is very large and is always saying mean things.

That’s ok. She’s going to whizz up on her skateboard & whack him with her big stick.

Wow - Kitty looks just like a younger, smaller version of Emerald.

If you weren’t up in Scotland I’d wonder if they were related, Broon.

Gizmo has a rest, having spent the day visiting people

DD2's friend sent me this

Grumpy 🤣🤣🤣

Oh my image didn't appear....hang on

Its the Einstein one

Last try....

Lexter is being a bird today in a nest I have fashioned for him.

Oh I do love Lexter.

Finlay likes a box - loves Lego helping too - just managed to squeeze in to this one

I see lots of these and they're brilliant.

Benny is being very sweet tonight.

Good morning from Kitty.

Raven is offering her fluffy tum up for any takers.

Look who’s being a lap cat today.

(Curtailed by the post coming, which made her run away to her safe space behind the piano)

Well they did have a fight

I heard the yowling and tried to chase the other cat away but they both raced around the corner onto the footpath. I ran after them and shouted at them to stop it, which thankfully they did but it was a real fight, fur flying all over the place.

Kettle came in after a while and he's bleeding from his back paw. He has a scratch on his nose and maybe other injuries, I can't see properly yet because he's so freaked out.

I feel awful, should have done more to stop it. We've got a vet's appointment in an hour, hopefully it's all superficial injuries but my poor little cat.

I love Benny!

@Esgaroth I hope Kettle's okay.

Oh she's gorgeous.

Is Raven's tum a safe space?
I think we should sent Grumpy to test the waters.
🤣

Hope Kettle is OK @Esgaroth