Lap dances, strippers and punch-ups - the Excellent Cats arrange a stag party

[TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne]

Well, the boys among them are making plans.

The lady cats are having a spa fortnight in Italy.

Bills for flights, accommodation, food, booze, medical insurance and legal fees (not to mention a fund for bribing officials at Ljubljana Prison) are allegedly being sent to an unmonitored email address.

Today is flea treatment day. Vixen didn't flinch, just kept lying in the sun. Ghostie panicked a bit but was generally ok. Lexter ran off before I could even get the pipette out of the packaging.

Bloody Toad acted like I was trying to murder him and, once the treatment was applied, ran off and started dramatically making retching noises. I swear he has learned that this is the best way to get a reaction from me. He does it sometimes if I ignore his wailing for food. 🙄

Bloody Toad acted like I was trying to murder him and, once the treatment was applied, ran off and started dramatically making retching noises

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They look fascinated by your floor: are they hinting that a round ceramic or steel object containing food is missing?

Happy Birthday Basil and Sybil - 14 today 🎂.
Basil is still in our bed. Sybil joined us to share our breakfast as usual.

The Happiest 14th Birthday Wishes to Basil and Sybil from Pollock Towers!

Basil needs breakfast in your bed today... 😸

Happy birthday from us, Basil and Sybil!!!

Happy birthday 🎉

Agatha wishes Basil and Sybil a happy birthday, too. Well, I'm sure she will, once the sun moves, anyway....

Poor Vixen has such a stressful life.

You can tell 🤣

Happy birthday Sybil and Basil. From Herbie 😻

Timmy seems to have returned....I will have to see if his owner left a number with any neighbours and let her know he's turned up as they have definitely moved.
Maybe they haven't gone too far away, but it might have been a good idea to have kept him in for a while!

He must have missed Herbie too much!

Kettle says happy birthday from his blanket nest.

Happy birthday from DCat2

Sorry, with photo

There's an entertaining 'my cat is best' thread just been started. I politely suggest that everyone with marvellous cats piles in 🤣

Happy Birthday Basil and Sybil! Matilda and Boris hope your day was filled with patches of sunshine, cosy places to sleep and as much porridge as Sybil can eat.

Good to see quite a few Excellent Cats on there so far!

Happy birthday Basil and Sybil
Breadcat says you are cute but whippersnappers!

@JaceLancs Get yourself over to the beautiful cat thread Findlay has to be a contender

So do @stormsandsunshine’s girls!

and kitty

And obviously Breadcat too!

Cats are going absolutely bonkers today - maybe it’s the spring sunshine. Snowcat keeps trying to climb the curtains (which she has never done before even as a little kitten) and chase invisible prey around the room. Mr Tuxedo came back and Stripey went nuclear at him and hurled herself at the glass door (good on you, girl). I was on a work call during all of this trying to ignore the crashing and growling.

Sybil seems to be enjoying the sun too. And doesn't seem to disapprove of the view 🙀