Lap dances, strippers and punch-ups - the Excellent Cats arrange a stag party

[TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne]

Well, the boys among them are making plans.

The lady cats are having a spa fortnight in Italy.

Bills for flights, accommodation, food, booze, medical insurance and legal fees (not to mention a fund for bribing officials at Ljubljana Prison) are allegedly being sent to an unmonitored email address.

@Defiantlynot41 I’m sorry for your loss. She looks like a beautiful and contented cat and was obviously much loved.

I'm sorry about your beautiful cat. Hope you're OK

She is gorgeous @Defiantlynot41

@Defiantlynot41 So sorry about your beautiful cat - what a great long life you gave her

@Defiantlynot41
I'm so sorry about the death of your dear cat. It's always a terrible sadness when they die, no matter how old they are.

She was truly beautiful. Give yourself time, you're going to miss her forever.

Linney and Gizmo proving that our cats never go on the work surfaces in our kitchen.

They don't do the washing up either

Gizmo tries to estimate how far down to the ground it is from the kitchen window.

Clue: much too far for him.

Kitty is showing off her fighting skills. Or possibly her dance moves.

Gizmo always looks like he has just finished a saucer of cream

Kettle finally pulled off his 'I haven't had breakfast' scam this morning and got a second breakfast from DS. He received less dinner but has still had more than he should have today. He says he has no regrets.

He doesn’t look happy about the less dinner though!

He's just plotting to lick out a few yoghurt bowls to compensate if he can swing it.

Louie needs to look lively if he wants to retain his followers on Instagram.
🤣

Kettle looks really pissed off.

He might be plotting revenge.

There's something hiding under my sofa blanket.

Herbie hasn't had a very busy day today. He has done some eating, sleeping and sitting. Nothing very active.
Would love to know what cats think about sometimes!

Considering Kettle looked behind the TV earlier to see if he could find where a bird in a programme had got to... probably not much in his case.

Well if he's been playing Schumann he's not doing too badly

He's more likely to walk across it with muddy paws. I have quite a lot of music with paw prints on from my old cat Gabby, but it's a nice reminder of her!

He's clearly wondering if he'll be capable of playing Widmung yet.

He's obviously been looking through your Schumann pile.

Kitty’s added fur hat impressions to her repertoire.

There's all sorts in that pile!
Do love "widmung" though!

@EmpressaurusKitty she looks like one of those Russian hats.

Fred is staring at ghosts on the wall behind me. I did check in case theres a big spider but there is nothing there. He keeps moving his head and eyes to track the invisible thing so he apparently can see something that I can't. Freaky little cat.

Breakfast in the Grumpy household.

Best view from there.