Lap dances, strippers and punch-ups - the Excellent Cats arrange a stag party

[TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne]

Well, the boys among them are making plans.

The lady cats are having a spa fortnight in Italy.

Bills for flights, accommodation, food, booze, medical insurance and legal fees (not to mention a fund for bribing officials at Ljubljana Prison) are allegedly being sent to an unmonitored email address.

I'm trying to watch a new series on Disney, but I have Vix on the back of the sofa to my left, Frankie on the other side, Lex on the seat of the sofa to my right, and Toad on my foot stool - all four of them are snoring! They're so noisy.

Sorry you are leaving @HouseofHolbein , I hope that means you may lurk to read posts rather than vanishing altogether, it will be less of a place without you and the idiot sisters in their little bonnets 😿

I did not see the pics either but for anyone that did it must have been horrific.

@houseof holbein
I'm sorry you are leaving too. I'm waiting to see if MN up the stakes regarding ads as I find them migraine inducing. So far my browser is keeping them at bay.

As for cookies you are legally allowed to change your mind once accepted so go down to bottom of page, privacy settings, reject. Or you can delete from your browser once you have finished reading MN every time. Just make sure you don't go to another app or browser page until you've done that, basically you sandbox MN. I believe Firefox can be set to automatically delete cookies when you close the browser, but this does mean you can't multitask while logged in.

There was a frightful ruckus in the garden today.

Gizmo and Picard were yowling at each other. Interminably.

So I opened the front door and Gizmo very carefully backed his way into the house.

Did Picard try to follow?

He made a move but I shut the door before he could get in.
🤣

I am hoping that Herbie is considering being a lap cat, he keeps sitting by my feet and staring up at me but won't make the move! We'll see, I live in hope!

GT and Karl were observing each other outside today. Photos to follow (if MNHQ ever gets its collective finger out...)

Yes, I completely understand why they've paused our ability to upload images.
I'm sure that there are lots of pictures on all of our phones, ready and waiting for the green light.

The Litter Tray Denizens wait impatiently.........

If I stay very, very still behind this headboard and blend in, they won’t find me.

Huzzah - photos 😁

Or not...
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oh dear.

They obviously know GT’s a dodgy character.

Here’s Kitty reaching the summit, very proud of herself.

I think you will find, brother and sisters, that “finders keepers” is the universally accepted rule …..

I am in the New Forest with my favourite NMD Elsa, although after our walk in the rain and hail, she looks more like a Not My Seal.

Missed seeing lovely photos.

Leanora asking for Dreamies naughty mum has run out 🐯 Gs decided she and Wedgwood needed a whole packet yesterday

They’ll need another whole packet tomorrow after this trauma!

Are we back in business?

Looks like it!

Yay!!

Herbie is hiding on the windowsill, a little camera shy!

Kettle's not sure what he missed 😆

(The children have 'put him to bed' and he is not complaining)

Lovely to see photos again, although I've not been around much to miss them. Kettle looks very cosy there.

Cat Four has reached her Noodle stage of development. I am giving her an A+.
There also seems to be a push against my “No cats on the table” rule.