Machiavellian Misbehaviour- the Excellent Cats Deny Everything

[TheShellBeach]

Clarion call to all the cats from the last thread and a warm welcome to any new ones who want to join us.

Good news @coastergirl 👍. Also pleased to hear that Tobias continues to become more friendly and looking forward to seeing @Anniegetyourgun's bandages 🤣.

Sybil was being a tart this morning.

Sorry to disappoint, Grumpy. No blood was shed.

No sign of cats for most of my visit. I thought Allergic had locked them away so I couldn't get my hands on them. But after a while there was a loud thump from upstairs, which is apparently the sound of furry angels landing lightly on their soft little paws. They duly turned up and walked past me with a "Visitor you say? No problem" body language, accepted small treats placed before them, failed to persuade mum it was really feeding time (I mean, only 5 hours early, worth a try right?) and then dispersed themselves around the room. Tobias did a great gymnastic performance on the top shelf of the cat tree, Lassa sat staring at her mum with... some sort of expression. Then they mooched off again. I shall consider myself honoured.

Molly's Mice have the Thrifty seal of approval, i.e. she sat on them. There is therefore no point posting a picture at this time.

I have no idea what I have done, or not done, or should be doing.

Be afraid.
Be very afraid.

TEKEL; Thou art weighed in the balances, and art found wanting.

Guilty! The defendant is fined 6 chicken dreamies.

I've given them copious amounts of treats. I think I have managed to prevent my imminent doom.

Incidentally has anyone's beastlings tried the Dreamies Shake Ups? Mine aren't that bothered by them, maybe it's the fact that they have multi vitamins in them (the treats, not the cats!) They do like Bonkers cat treats though.

I have been away for the long weekend. My lovely catsitter stayed in my absence, leaving at lunchtime today. I returned a couple of hours later to this piteous spectacle

Side food! How desperately sad! You are lucky 🐈‍⬛ hasn’t wasted away!

Poor starving kitten!

Cat food measure: if you can see the bottom of the dish, it's empty.

That's tragic.

Now this is my type of Lego.
(only £89.99🙀)

Mrs. Grumpy won't let me buy a Lego Titanic (at £589 🙀). https://www.lego.com/en-gb/product/lego-titanic-10294
Might get away with a cat though.
Mental note - Christmas present sorted.

Spotted the lego cat yesterday...he will almost definitely be joining my (already extensive) collection.

Benny has the zoomies. He's galloping around, wide-eyed and swishy-tailed. Poor Walter is hiding on the cat tree but I fear his minutes of peace are numbered.

I saw the cat too on FB. My sensible self (about 3% of me) is trying to convince the 97% irresponsible part of me that I do not need a £90 Tuxedo Lego cat.

As I typed that Raven sat up and hissed. I have no idea what she was hissing at as there was nothing and no one anywhere near her, so perhaps she was giving her thoughts on the Lego cat.

Mental note - Christmas present sorted

So, Grumpy. Will you give the Lego Cat to Mrs Grumpy, or will you ask her to give it to you?

A fine distinction, worthy of its own thread in the Relationships board, methinks.

Deliberately left vague - whichever option works best 🤣🤣🤣

See now I definitely need the Lego cat. But I want a pure black one 😁 so I’ll need to buy the cat and then get the extra pieces won’t I. Yey. Christmas ✅

I was wondering if I've got enough grey lego pieces to make a Sybil 😁.

Grumpy, you can't just make a Sybil.

The others will get jealous. You'll be forced to make Lego models of all of them.

Plus one of TC, complete with extended claws and fangs. Extra points if you can get them to retract and...tract? Pop in and out.

Amen to all the extra Lego cat ideas.
I feel an email to Mr Lego in Denmark is needed. 🐈🐈‍⬛

A Lego Sybil would win the Turner Prize, surely.

With a Legover TC.

🤣 at Legover TC.