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Machiavellian Misbehaviour- the Excellent Cats Deny Everything

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TheShellBeach · 22/03/2024 12:10

Clarion call to all the cats from the last thread and a warm welcome to any new ones who want to join us.

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Minesril · 04/05/2024 07:02

Probably for the best. Ping pong balls being smacked around on wooden floors at 4am is not a great way to wake up

He finally came down when the kids were in bed. He loves his ping pong balls but somehow most of them seem to have gone missing while moving everything out of the living room. This did not improve his happiness levels. We finally found one and realised that he can carry them in his mouth which was new!

Allergictoironing · 04/05/2024 08:10

Just had the most fabulous greeting from the kitties. Got up, came down stairs and as normal cats had gone down ahead of me - they only move from their bedroom once they hear me moving about & see me going to the loo/bathroom etc.

Put the bits I'd brought down with me in the study & went to cross the bottom of the stairs to go into the living room (normal behaviour) with Tobias watching me from the 3rd stair. Offered him a finger to sniff which is our normal "hello" and he moved down to floor level right in front of me & hunched his shoulders up towards me the way he does when I'm stroking him at meal times.

AND HE LET ME STROKE HIM. No food on show, in fact this was detracting from me doing their breakfast. And it was him requesting it, rather than just accepting when he's distracted by the joys of Gourmet Pearle.

Then Girlcat wouldn't let me into the living room by writhing around in the doorway until I rubbed her belly into submission, something that's normally a bed time ritual.

There was dry food in the bowl, they were ready for their breakfast. The only thing I can think is that having had 2 weeks at home then back to work the last 3 days, they are showing that they do, actually, appreciate me 😁😍😹😻

RumNotRun · 04/05/2024 12:31

Allergic, that's so cute! Well done Tobias 😄

Vixen has finally crushed and ripped the Amazon packaging paper to make it fit her requirements.

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TheShellBeach · 04/05/2024 15:57

Rum does Vixen ever not have her little tongue sticking out? 🤣

Allergic that's great Tobias and Girlcat news.

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RumNotRun · 04/05/2024 16:46

@TheShellBeach only on rare occasions 😁

Papergirl1968 · 04/05/2024 18:21

Really glad to hear that, @coastergirl
And well done to brave Tobias, Allergic!

Anniegetyourgun · 04/05/2024 18:41

Ooh yes, you have to stay well @coastergirl, your cats need you in good form. Btw everyone rightly admires the beauteous Benny, but I don't think enough attention is paid to the fact that Walter is also very handsome (as well as much better behaved).

As for Tobias, I'm going round to Allergic's tomorrow to exchange some cat toys. I'm totally going to stroke her cat so she will hate me forever. 😈

coastergirl · 04/05/2024 19:14

I do agree that Walter is very handsome. Managed to get these photos earlier today.

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Papergirl1968 · 04/05/2024 19:53

Beautiful boys, Coaster.
Here is Matt belatedly celebrating his birthday (for about two seconds) 😂

CatsonPollock · 04/05/2024 21:23
Happy Birthday Cats GIF by Storyful

Happy birthday Matt!

coastergirl · 04/05/2024 21:26

They are, aren't they? Happy birthday Matt. Love those photos.

Supersimkin2 · 04/05/2024 23:03

Darling Matt, so gorgeous and magisterial in his fine pink crown.

He really is the most handsome master tabby.

Supersimkin2 · 04/05/2024 23:08

Allergic - 💃🕺🏽💃🕺🏽💃 so pleased for you three.

Coaster - equally beautiful in different ways, I’d suggest.

Prince on my shoulder, together with a priceless Top Cat heirloom from
the private collection of Louis XIV, inexplicably found in a Tooting thrift store.

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Machiavellian Misbehaviour- the Excellent Cats Deny Everything
Machiavellian Misbehaviour- the Excellent Cats Deny Everything
DaBlackCatsAreDaBestCats · 04/05/2024 23:36

I’ve got a blep!!!

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TheShellBeach · 05/05/2024 01:22

Posing in the car park

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Allergictoironing · 05/05/2024 07:30

As for Tobias, I'm going round to Allergic's tomorrow to exchange some cat toys. I'm totally going to stroke her cat so she will hate me forever.

Depends on how long it takes me to staunch the flow of the old claret after you've tried. Probably more like you hating me forever when I can't stop laughing long enough to get the bandages on 😂😜

YesItsMeIDontCare · 05/05/2024 07:32

<high fives coaster> 🥳

DaBlackCatsAreDaBestCats · 05/05/2024 09:10

On closer inspection it looks like mid lick. 😞

DaBlackCatsAreDaBestCats · 05/05/2024 09:11

coastergirl · 04/05/2024 19:14

I do agree that Walter is very handsome. Managed to get these photos earlier today.

Two absolute beauties x

RumNotRun · 05/05/2024 09:13

Frankenstein was looking very relaxed (and a bit scruffy) last night on my pillow.

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Anniegetyourgun · 05/05/2024 11:04

Allergictoironing · 05/05/2024 07:30

As for Tobias, I'm going round to Allergic's tomorrow to exchange some cat toys. I'm totally going to stroke her cat so she will hate me forever.

Depends on how long it takes me to staunch the flow of the old claret after you've tried. Probably more like you hating me forever when I can't stop laughing long enough to get the bandages on 😂😜

Let's be clear on this, it would be Tobias doing the scratching in this scenario?

RumNotRun · 05/05/2024 11:07

Anniegetyourgun · 05/05/2024 11:04

Let's be clear on this, it would be Tobias doing the scratching in this scenario?

If you're anything like my sister and me, then the cat would almost certainly be the innocent one!

Allergictoironing · 05/05/2024 11:55

Anniegetyourgun · 05/05/2024 11:04

Let's be clear on this, it would be Tobias doing the scratching in this scenario?

Yes it would, I have manky soft nails. But maybe scratching isn't the best word, more like slashing in his case!

Papergirl1968 · 05/05/2024 12:07

All these beautiful cats! A treat to wake up to on a Sunday morning.
A fine picture of the aptly named Prince, Lana.
The fingers of my right hand have been thoroughly groomed in turn by Socks this morning as she was lying by me. I tolerated it as best I could, while inwardly squirming at the roughness and tickling of her little tongue, so as not to hurt her feelings. I wonder why they do that. Whether they think we’re dirty buggers for not licking ourselves so they’d better do the job for us.

Supersimkin2 · 05/05/2024 13:11

Socks loves you.

Prince brushes my hair. I have to paste it down in the mornings before exiting house.