Machiavellian Misbehaviour- the Excellent Cats Deny Everything

[TheShellBeach]

Clarion call to all the cats from the last thread and a warm welcome to any new ones who want to join us.

I was awoken at 05.30 to the sound of performance vomiting.
Thank you, Linney.

Shady is assisting with squashing the cardboard for recycling

Well, he will give it a good squash @NC03 - he's obviously enjoying his new life with you!

Thanks @TheShellBeach for new thread 🐈‍⬛

Shady pants!! I've only kept my FB app so I can keep up with your adventures with Paws and the new cow print kittens 🥰

Thanks for the new thread Shell.

The excitement of a new thread has exhausted Raven.

Thanks, Shell

Look what it's done to poor little Izzy!

Is that Basil, Grumpy?
He's looking very contented there.

Hello Shady! Haven't seen you for a while.

No - it's the scruff (Lenny). He'd only just come in. He'd probably been outside beating up field mice so was feeling pleased with himself.

Performance vomiting here too! She was downstairs, I was upstairs, my DH was about to exit the bathroom and step in it. 😳

Komandant

Benny says hi. I'll get some of Walter later.

Hello, Komandant!

Raven and Izzy look worn out.

Hi Benny!

I appear to have inadvertently bought Truffle a camouflage bed…

What eyes!😻

Hi! Can I join?

Of course. 👍
Seeing your user name has made me realise just how many of us on this thread have monochrome cats. I suspect black, black and white, and white cats (and grey if you regard them as faded black 😁) outnumber the rest significantly.
AIBU?

No disrespect intended to the non-monochrome feline denizens of the Litter Tray of course. 😻

This had nothing to do with Floof.

Yay! We’re in! Indeed but that’s because the black cats are the best cats ❤️

Leroy says Hi to the new fred from one of the catnip patches.

TC will have your face off... 😱