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Machiavellian Misbehaviour- the Excellent Cats Deny Everything

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TheShellBeach · 22/03/2024 12:10

Clarion call to all the cats from the last thread and a warm welcome to any new ones who want to join us.

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DaBlackCatsAreDaBestCats · 24/03/2024 10:08

@Grumpyoldpersonwithcats Looks like the church is going to have a furry member of the congregation this week

TemporaryCatSlave · 24/03/2024 10:08

She looks very intense & in the moment there. Harden your heart and move her off. Maybe some Dreamies as an apology.

TheShellBeach · 24/03/2024 10:23

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 24/03/2024 09:58

I need to leave the house in 13 minutes. Sybil has her backside on my shoulder and is purring her head off pacing on my arm (which of course I can't move).
Suggestions? The church choir needs me (and definitely needs DS2 as he will be playing the organ)

Perhaps you can send Sybil to play the organ this week.

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RumNotRun · 24/03/2024 10:28

Very gently get up and take her with you. You can't ask her to move so you need to keep your arm and head in that exact position whilst you travel to church.

CatsonPollock · 24/03/2024 11:15
cat jazz GIF

Methinks Grumpy's DS will soon out of a job.

JaceLancs · 24/03/2024 21:19

Finlay is tired with all the weekend celebrations for DS birthday

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TheShellBeach · 24/03/2024 22:10

Linney has decided to sit on Mr SB's knee this evening.

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TheShellBeach · 24/03/2024 22:52

And now, later on, he's curled up like a prawn.

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YesItsMeIDontCare · 24/03/2024 22:55

Leroy is missing his daddy. Apparently I am crap at play and I get huffed at 🤷🏼‍♀️

(DH expected home tomorrow, but probably not up to lobbing "Ratty" around and fishing it out from under the sofas.)

CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau · 24/03/2024 22:56

Angry Cecile today.

So my mother knows I'm severely depressed etc and Velvet gave me someone to look after and play with and love and be loved by etc. and I did all the legwork when she was first introduced, which was the opposite of a chore, but I feel I earned her affection to an extent.

Well, we already knew that my mother was disturbing Velvet every chance she got and while I was away at hospital she would close my doors because the first time I was away Velvet wanted to curl up on my sofa or bed. She also used to tut and tell Velvet off for being in my space when she thought I couldn't hear (I mainly keep to my room both out of respect for my parents and because I'm scared and dislikeful - that's a word now - of her and of their arguing).

Well lo and behold, she thinks I'm long asleep by 22:30 and I heard a little noise. I had just been hearing Velvet washing herself as normal and the little noise went on for a bit and when I went back to check immediately after, no Velvet with the door shut. This solves the mystery of why she suddenly switched from my bed to my mother's bed. I know I need to move on but it feels like a loss AND a rejection.

Anyway, she hasn't completely disappeared, obviously. Her latest adventures including getting herself stung by a bee three times in a week - she likes to pounce on them. Animals are supposed to be a little bit smarter than this, surely! Poor thing with her sore paw, though. SOMEONE (my mother says a fox but Velvet would have been screaming her face off, if not then, then in the morning) also got a bag of treats, dragged it halfway across the floor and chewed a hole in it. Hmmmm.

Started on morphine and it's making my eyes blur so photos next time. Strokes and hugs to all excellent cats and waves to all their slaves!

TheShellBeach · 25/03/2024 11:42

@YesItsMeIDontCare
So glad that Mr Yes is about to come home! Just like Leroy, our Linney thinks that the male person in the household is better at waving toys on sticks around.

@CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau
Glad you're home now too. Please take some more pix of wee Velvet for us.

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NC03 · 25/03/2024 12:04

Shady is tired after waking me up at 6.30

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CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau · 25/03/2024 13:01

I will take and send as many pictures of Velvet as I can as I'm basically the catarazzi around here :) will try to attach one of our old cat who was not nearly as beautiful in the meantime. She's spending a lot of time playing outside (and working off the equivalent of probably 30,000 calories a day that she eats) and quite a lot of time being seduced away, so she's not around quite so much, but when she is she's being beautiful.

Actually the picture is of Millie, my grandparents' little Siamese. Second blue-point they had but much skinnier and quieter than the first one. Sadly she was attacked in Covid but she lived the absolute life of Riley. Another adoptee :)

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TheShellBeach · 25/03/2024 13:31

NC03 · 25/03/2024 12:04

Shady is tired after waking me up at 6.30

Oh Shady!

What is it about black cats? They do that glowering face so well and so often.

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Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 25/03/2024 16:04

Gratuitous pictures of Doris sent by FWK today.

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Defiantlynot41 · 25/03/2024 17:12

Doris has really grown up! Magnificent!

DaBlackCatsAreDaBestCats · 25/03/2024 17:13

A real live Bagpuss! ❤️

TheShellBeach · 25/03/2024 17:13

How old is Doris now, Grumpy?

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Papergirl1968 · 25/03/2024 17:13

Paint me like one of your French cats…Matt does his best sultry pose for the camera.

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Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 25/03/2024 17:53

TheShellBeach · 25/03/2024 17:13

How old is Doris now, Grumpy?

Two-ish

TheShellBeach · 25/03/2024 17:54

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 25/03/2024 17:53

Two-ish

It seems like only yesterday that she was a kitten

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Blackcats7 · 25/03/2024 18:06

Lily says Hello and would like it known that any accusations of food napping the humans cheese is entirely denied. She is fully prepared to sue for defamation.

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TheShellBeach · 25/03/2024 18:34

I'm sure Lily is innocent @Blackcats7 and will donate some of my pension to her defence fund

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CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau · 25/03/2024 19:07

It's all right- there are lawyers here. Tell the accused truth is a complete defence to defamation...

TheShellBeach · 25/03/2024 21:20

CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau · 25/03/2024 19:07

It's all right- there are lawyers here. Tell the accused truth is a complete defence to defamation...

Ha!
I have a feeling that the accused did actually eat the cheese.

But I'll still donate my pension for Lily's hopeless defence because she's a pretty cat

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