Captain V and Paws, rulers of the world

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Nothing so sweet sadly. Ollie was shouting at Paws that he was not social distancing and no he couldn't come in
I told ollie to stop being a grump and he let paws in

Little Paws and his second-home shenanigans. We all know where he pays council tax tho @ClientQ.

There's a couple of pigeons having a right old fight in the trees opposite us. Leroy is out here watching with great interest - it's like WWE but for cats. 😁

Did he do the chirrup sounds?.

Oh boy did he chirrup! Flat to the ground, ears down, chirrupy-chattering... and waving his tail 🤦🏼‍♀️

Bless him, he enjoyed it 😁.

Leroy deserves those pigeons roasted with game chips and bread sauce. Has he been for a promenae with DS again?

Paws clambered on the windowsill again and reversed in. He hasn't quite figured out to jump up facing the OTHER way, then he can walk in forwards I attract the dim ones

I would love to watch Paws coming in your house now Queen!

I am pleased to report that DS has continued to take Leroy out regularly 😁. Now that guidelines are a little more relaxed he has a choice of walking Leroy or cooking dinner.

Oh lord I’d choose walking a cat over cooking too 😂.

Paws is just a lateral thinker Queen. He might see how Ollie does it and copy him. Asbo only used the bench for going out. He used it once to come in and I wasn’t expecting it, I screamed so loudly we agreed it was never to be repeated.

I have had more goldfinches on the feeder. It took 10 months but they finally found it. Ha! And to think dh said there weren’t any. I need a wall mounted bird water thingy now.

You and I think alike Fluffy. DS, on the other hand, is a bit weird so has cooked on Wednesday & Friday. I suspect he'll cook again tonight, but draw the line at Sunday dinner 😁.

I win 😂

Give him 20 years, he’ll come around to our way of thinking.

I’ve been nurturing the catnip plants my friend gave me. Left the kitchen door open when I went for a shower and came back to this!

Little (chilled out) gits

I shall try and video paws next time he does it
Ollie just looks at him like "weirdo"

Ollie just looks at him like "weirdo"

I thought Ollie grew up living in a glasshouse? I might be wrong on that score ... but if I am right he should know not to throw stones.

Ollie did spend 4 years in a greenhouse with his female friend and (what I think) was their daughter

At least you know that the catnip will be appreciated Swampytigga. I have an image of them neatly rolling around on their own individual plant when they are ready to plant out even though I know it's first come first served and no holds barred when it comes to catnip

Catnip is surprisingly robust. I bought three little plants like yours swampy and they went so wild DH built a planter to keep it all under control. This is despite the best efforts of the neighbourhood cats to demolish it 😁🤪.

I'm surprised the RSPCA and CPL haven't prosecuted me for possession with intent to supply 😱

Ollie
< throws up twice >
"Mama? I hungry"
I'm not giving you food now!

Spoilsport. He’s never going to get a hat trick on an empty stomach.

Did he do what ours always do and throw up in the only room that’s carpeted in the whole bloody house?

@Papergirl1968 always. He aimed for the new carpet today, about 4 inches from the litter tray

Sounds about right 😂

In his fave place

Capn V has met and flirted with Best Neighbour. She has a similar massive cat who looks a bit like Leroy.

Her cat, despite being an indoor cat, has managed screaming rows with our other neighbour's cat every morning this week. They both have to be hauled off their own balcony at 6am, yowling dire threats. Best Neighbour is frontline Covid NHS so she's knackered.

Capn V stunned us with his genius - purloined the Dreamies packet and forked one out at a time with his paw. We were both pissed.

Ollie is the most loving kitty in the world.