Stupid things you say to/or about the cat.

[Theonewiththecat]

Does anyone else say stupid things to the cat or about the cat.

Every morning without fail I have to say the words 'dont listen to the cats bullshit hes already had Dreamies'

When I'm making packed lunches I shout the cat to tell him its 'Ham time' and he comes and sits and waits for a left over slither of ham.

I've just told him to stop rubbing his bumhole along my sofa, its rude, you dont see me rubbing my bumhole over him.

I think I'm losing the plot. Now I see why cat ladies are 'crazy' 😂

To ain't got no, got no life (Nina Simone)
Got my paws, got my fur
Got my teeth, got my claws
I got my EARSSSSSS
I got my hoomannnnnnnn
Got my eyes, got my tail
Got my tummy, got my nose
I got my noseeeee

@ClientQueen I LOVE your cat song 😂❤️😂

Me and DD have started singing she's the Baaaad cat in the style of Billie Eilish whenever she does something naughty. Followed by a little meow.

ClientQueen
Your cat song is absolutely epic!

"FFS you utter tramp, have you been sleeping in the bushes again?"!

"You wouldn't do that if you had to brush your own damn fur!"

"No, I don't give a shit if it hurts or tickles. Lie still and take your brushing like a man!"

"Jesus Fecking Christ, that's literally a live snail in your fur! You might look majestic, but you reallly are a nobhead!"

@Getoffmylilo I do similar 😂
“What’s this do?”
“What’s that for then?”
“Givvuz a look at that”
Disdain and scratches aplenty 😒

Usually any attempt at conversation is met with a “leave me alone” glower-pout