Cat chat - The Ollie and Paws show, with extra Little K drama

[TheLongRider]

Onwards and upwards for the denizens of the Litter Tray. Best of luck to all job-hunting, cat-mourning, Paws-swiping posters. I can't do a proper link to the old thread.

New boy cat arrives on Friday, a one-year old tabby boy currently under the moniker of "Bobby". I don't have a proper picture yet.

How’s the new job going, Yes?

New job? Me? Justonedayatatime started a new job......

I do need a new job though tbh 😁.

Well I haven't quit yet, although I came close on Thursday! I have to drop in on a few people as part of the role so I've met a few new furry friends this week which is always nice

I would lerve a job where you drop in on people with cats. Hope the rest ie the yawnsome stuff is ok.

Little K went hysterical on me for rescuing him and is now 'sulking' (snoring with a fat kitten tum full of dreamies).

It's challenging, I'll say that for it. As are these 2 little monsters....

Sorry, yes, I meant Justoneday.
It’s early days. Reserve judgement for now and see how it goes.
Beautiful little monsters!

Fudgesome little kits enjoying the sound sleep of the innocent.

Innocent?! I came down this morning to find the kitchen destroyed

Nothing like a refreshing nap to set you up for some healthy exercise Bad luck Just

I got woken up in the night by a kitten slapping my nose and then running away. 3am funtimez.

Anyone else bought their furry overlords advent calendars?

I just caught Bert with both paws wrapped around Walter's head, trying to throw him down the stairs. 😳

@coastergirl oops
Paws just wandered in the bathroom, watched me washing my makeup brushes and wandered back out. Ollie smacked him because "we don't go in the bathroom, it's not for cats"

No advent calendar for Leroy. He's very spoilt particular about toys and treats.

So now my brain is getting him a box style one so I can put his favourites in...

DS just gets a Ferrero or £1 lobbed in his.

I was going to get one. But the one I wanted cost £10 and £4.50 postage. Silly me got a Black Friday deal on some treats. Then realised after I paid that it was £4.50 for courier delivery. Ouch. Oh well. They are the only treats that don't make cheddar sick.

£10 is daylight robbery. Ours were about £2 each from Aldi. Most advent calendar treats are never eaten though so we will see. I wish Dreamies made one.

Paws has been in twice. He jumped on Ollie to try and get him to play, Ollie lamped him, paws ran off
They are both useless at being cats

Has Paws got his own advent calendar?

We've had a little setback but we're coping admirably ie with dreamies. In the middle of Sat night there was a sonic boom in South London - two fighter jets went supersonic over the slumbering streets and everyone woke up thinking their roof had fallen off. Loudest bang you've ever heard.

I woke up with a kitten in my face demanding I turn the RAF off.

www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-50618956

I'm imagining you as part of this story, Lana. My kitten (said in Mrs Slocombe's voice) sat on my face and demanded I turn the RAF off (sorry, can't think of an appropriate double-entendre).

At the time it was all single entrendres.

Talking of sound, is my written voice that of Mrs Slocombe? Bah. Not quite one's first choice of glam role model. Her purple hair rocks these days, I suppose. Meh. Better go and complain to furry Captain Peacock.

No! You do not sound like Mrs Slocombe :). It was just that I was thinking 'My Kitten...' as a starting point to Mr K being a feature of the BBC article. I think it is the guardian site that has a picture of a puppy being woken.

I think Mrs Slocombe's pussy would have been exhausted after being banged by the RAF in the night.

Nice. Why don't I have a mind that can do that? :(

Still getting some banging in the night here too, and I can’t blame the RAF (looks accusingly at a certain fast little madam).

I have a date on Friday....