PB, some yum e yums and a LWT

[Ollivander84]

I started a new thread as we hit 1k

She's a lean mean... oh fat

Hard at work(!)

Quite right!

Oh the sweetness. I believe you misspelt 'full-figured and lush' as 'fat'.

Spart - I am rubbish at pix and he moves fast. Unless it's this you want.

Nap time!

Oh, the famous bum shot! He is very gorgeous and regal. Try sneaking up on him when he is asleep for more pics!

Little white leg of love...

Ginge's tailer is prac as thick as my arm.

Someone has been sat on my lap. I dare not move!

Nor should you.

One small step for pet, one giant leap for womankind.

She's not feral. She's yours.

Temps rising down south.

Thanks so much - we're on Dairylea triangles tonight.

I was thinking of making mackerel pate, funnily enough. Now I shall.

Ollie likes the smoked spicy one from Morrisons. It's got cayenne pepper in

Dyou know, I got some yellow sticker Marvellous Mexican Mackerel 'spicy fillets' in Tesco when 3 mates turned up for a drink. Spicy?! Clear the streets of Salisbury! Each bite was a biowarfare emergency.

However, mixed up with a spot of parsley ripped off the balcony (Mr C had not peed on it, before you ask) it made the mooooost delish pate. He loved it, so did the guests. They kept saying 'so healthy' while I kept quiet about the double cream I'd flung into it.

You 'watch' his peeing? For shame.

O has just managed to throw up whilst sprinting around a corner
About a foot and a half of carpet covered

The whole balcony, frothing as it is with blooms and shady leafy spots, is his, really. But not the herb pots... he can't reach.

Bad luck O.

And I'm out of carpet cleaner. He's pleading hunger now

Bugger that. Maybe a few biscuits down when you go to bed.

Seniorboy did a 'projectile vomit' once on a (very) pale carpet. I was actually quite impressed by how far he reached. (Once I stopped swearing.)

Cream carpets here too. He appears to have skidded, sprinting around a corner and managed to cover both the hallway and spare room

I always wished I'd hired a proper carpet shampooer. (Something you could consider because potions and sprays didn't cut it.)

I actually had them cleaned! Paid a guy £100, he did the whole place, moved furniture and everything. Worth the money